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Posted on Sat, Sep 17, 2005 14:03

GREAT TEST!! TRY IT...YOU MAY NOT LIKE THE RESULTS BUT
YOU'RE BOUND TO ENJOY THE TEST!! BESIDES, IT'LL SHOW YOU
HOW BRIGHT YOU ARE


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that
difficult. But PLEASE don't scroll down UNTIL you have
answered the question.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether
you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated
way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant,
and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This
tests your ability to think through the repercussions of
your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
the ani mals attend... except one. Which animal does not
attend?



Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your
memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one more chance to
show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage
it?



Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you
not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from
your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of
the professionals they tested got all questions wrong,
but many pre-schoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a
four-year-old.



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Posted on Wed, Oct 19, 2005 15:15

Hi Maayan Sweetie,

I guess I should have called it a quiz test rather than an IQ test, lol. I think it scared everyone off so they did not look dumb or something for trying it. So what was my excuse for taking it, I have a really good one- I'm a "Dumb Blonde", lol.

BTW- I tried this on several of my employees and friend's too, you should have seen the results, it was shameful for the adults (Me included), lol. Also tried it on a few of my friend's kids, we would all be embarrased if I told you their answers. But any constellation, the younger they were, the better they scored, LMFAO still. ttyl darling.
Hi Maayan Sweetie,

I guess I should have called it a quiz test rather than an IQ test, lol. I think it scared everyone off so they did not look dumb or something for trying it. So what was my excuse for taking it, I have a really good one- I'm a "Dumb Blonde", lol.

BTW- I tried this on several of my employees and friend's too, you should have seen the results, it was shameful for the adults (Me included), lol. Also tried it on a few of my friend's kids, we would all be embarrased if I told you their answers. But any constellation, the younger they were, the better they scored, LMFAO still. ttyl darling.



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