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  • View author's info posted on Jun 13, 2008 06:14


    Instead of ass kissing...some call it networking and social skills. Depends on the job and the position....some call for that type of talent....and some don't. Just my opinion.
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  • View author's info posted on Dec 27, 2005 13:24


    sharp1 write:
    LOL...BQ...You're on the right planet.

    Robtest...Being witness to some major Akissing years ago, I found it laughable & degrading for the 2 men doing it, like they had no sense of self-pride. A month later one was promoted, the other was transferred out of the department. They worked for a Bank. LOL That is the only work environment that I have actually oberved such behavior, and found it to be rampant! It is condoned by the superiors, because they had to do it, therefore, they expect those under them to do it! Pathetic & archaic thinking really.


    I've worked for a major bank Sharp1 and believe me I get the picture clear..lol..

    BQ
  • View author's info posted on Nov 27, 2005 11:28


    sharp1 write:

    BlondeLightning write:
    MATHEMATICS : What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
    have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-! L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far a*s kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
    and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit
    and A*s kissing will put you over the top.



    Blonde too funny! Dam*n no wonder I could never give more than the 100% that other's claimed to have ... it all makes perfect sense to me now! LOL


    Sharp1, I wondered the same thing before, people saying they gave more than 100%. Just made wonder if I had fallen on the right planet. lol.

    BQ
  • View author's info posted on Nov 10, 2005 05:51


    Unfortunately, depending on the person in charge, BS and Akissing sometimes will get you further than hardwork and knowledge.
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