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Posted on Sat, Sep 17, 2005 13:57

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.



MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge bo*bs who owns
a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t
Amen



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Posted on Sat, Nov 05, 2005 12:23

Hi Mimi Sweetie,

I will put him on the private jet plane to you. He should arrive at Heathrow in a few hours, lol. I might even accompany him for a brief visit, still lol.



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Posted on Wed, Oct 19, 2005 08:45

Sure...send him my way...he sounds like fun !!!
Sure...send him my way...he sounds like fun !!!



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Posted on Tue, Oct 18, 2005 17:51

Oh Mimi my dear,

Still lol. that was a good one sweetie. Ok as for the marriage thing, I have only been married once, I take the whole marriage thing too seriously. The way I see it is that I wanted to get married only once for my whole life. I have friend's here in Los Angeles who seem to change mates like their socks, not me though. So sorry lil lady to burst your bubble, I just can not do that thing to a lady like others can and do.

Now as for the orgies, I have a friend who can give you an education on that subject, Remember I come from the Hollyweird and Los Angeles areas and the capital of anything, anytime you want it, lol. Should I send him your way darling? He really is a stud muffin that will fill any fantasy, LMAO. This Boy Toy needs no winding up, he is battery operated with a solar cell for recharging all on his own. Sort of a self sufficient 24 hour play toy, still lol.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 18, 2005 10:22


BlondeLightning write:
Hi Everyone,

Yeah Sharon,

I really am a one lady gentleman- Loyal as a puppy dog, honest forever, and most trustworthy. That's me!



Haha...yeah RIGHT!!!


And as for the orgies, yeah I did a few while in college amoung other things, lol. But that was before getting married in which I took very seriously. See, another thing I did besides just study while in college before marriage, lol. I will refrain from giving out any other 411, as I might get some of my frat bro's in trouble or deeper here if their wives ever found out, LMAO.



Well...now that the marraige's out the door, how about you get back to those orgies....?

P.S. Was that the first, second or third marraige??? heehee



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Posted on Mon, Oct 17, 2005 09:39

Hi Everyone,

Yeah Sharon,

I really am a one lady gentleman- Loyal as a puppy dog, honest forever, and most trustworthy. That's me!

And as for the orgies, yeah I did a few while in college amoung other things, lol. But that was before getting married in which I took very seriously. See, another thing I did besides just study while in college before marriage, lol. I will refrain from giving out any other 411, as I might get some of my frat bro's in trouble or deeper here if their wives ever found out, LMAO.



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Posted on Sun, Oct 16, 2005 16:28

Did I miss something here? Talk of orgies with you Blonde? LOL I wonder how many men would turn that down! Not many I will bet! Good on you!



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Posted on Sat, Oct 15, 2005 14:26

Ok Mimi,

Sorry sweetie, I don't do anything more than one partner at a time. No orgies for this one woman gentleman, lol. I prefer to have only one good lady by my side as my equal, not one under me, and one beside me, and one on top of me all at the same time. I did that scene or scenario while I was in college. And you thought that all I did while in college was study, LMAO.

So the other Blondies in the jet thing are out, lol. Don't need any more male or female blondies here, I am quite enough to handle all by myself, still lol.

So a challenge is needed here, I will throw out the gauntlet so to speak knowing how competitive you Brits are, especially against us Colonials. But remember this about both our histories, we colonials are three up on you- Boston and throwing all that tea out in the bay, a revolution, and well- need I say more, LMAO. Sorry, I just could not resist the tease. And now, shall we sit down for tea and crumpets my lady, or is that my princess? Never could get that monarchy thing correct being from a democracy. It is just my warped American humor darling, nothing personal. And they say the British sense of humor is dry and different, Huh, lol, obviously they have not met me yet, LMAO. I love a good challenge too!



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Posted on Sun, Oct 09, 2005 10:20


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OMG Mimi darling, that is really so funny, I'm tearing and really rolling all over the floor ... LMAO!!! My jaw is hurting bad!!! There Blondie honey, finally you meet your match. LOL ... oooh dear, we definitely will stay out of jail with platinum cards Mimi, but more likely buy another jet plane, and guess what we would do with it?



Hi Maayan,

I couldn't help but notice that on the 'Singles in LA' thread, my darling Blondie was happily dishing out gold and platinum cards... Didn't want to be left out...you know...shopping IS my forte...so much so, I could actually get arrested (trying to pull a Winona Ryder) and end up needing bail money!

As for that jet plane...what would we do with it? Well...pick up a few more Blondies...Now how much fun would THAT be???? lol



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Posted on Sun, Oct 09, 2005 05:07

Am I a flirt?????????? Blondie, flirt's my middle name!
Well, what do you know? We seem to have a lot in common. So when's dinner? lol...Don't give me that I'm here for friends...blah blah...cos I'm here for friends too...and friends eat, n'est ce pas? Of course that would be dinner with me after dinner with Maayan and the rest of the girls...lol
So next time your private jet's on this side of the atlantic, give me a buzz...I'm sure you'd have a night to remember !! Definitely no boredom there...lol...oh and can I have the platinum card too???

P.S. How many kids do you have? I have a 4 year old girl.



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Posted on Sat, Oct 08, 2005 11:12

Hey Mimi,

I am still lolol on the toes comment lady! Yeah, read between the lines, you sure are inept aren't you LMAO still! Not sure you got that, nice to see you did, lol. And I detected humor with you too. So I have a lil tease here like me huh? Does that include a lil flirt like me also (Ditto)? lol.

And as for the extreme makeover, don't even think of it sweetheart, I like you as you are, alchemy- LMAO. Now why would you want to change that good style you posess? You are just too funny lady.



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Posted on Fri, Oct 07, 2005 15:53

Not being able to see your toes when standing straight up looking down, hmmm? Haha....I won't comment although you probably know what I'm thinking considering you burst out laughing...

Yes, I guess you can call me an Alchemist of some sort...handy skill to have, you know. Never know when you might need an extreme makeover!



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Posted on Thu, Oct 06, 2005 21:34

Hi Mimi,

Yeah, I love a beautiful sun set also. And a nice walk on the beach after the sun sets, especially if there is a moon on the rise! As for breaking the rules, I never break the rules, I have been known to bend them though, lol. And my Abs are, well, rock hard with a six pack! It pays to surf and do other sports, lol. I just like being in great shape all the time, it feels good to be this way rather than not being able to see my toes when standing straight up looking down, LMAO and still LMAO! Well, chat with you soon. Oh yeah, does this mean I am talking to an Alchemy, lol. Just had to throw that in, my tease side would not have let me not do it, still lol. L8R!



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Posted on Thu, Oct 06, 2005 11:25

A flirt and a tease, huh?
Looks like we have a few things in common. THAT and of course the engineering bit :) Watch out Blondie...I'm stalking you...lol...Mr Mechanical Engineer.

I'm a chemical engineer, with a bachelor's and master's degree...and once I graduated, I decided to go into accounting...and Voila!!! The chemical engineer turned accountant. What can I say? The money was too good to turn down.

Yes...beauty and brains too....but I just like to play dumb for kicks. So you're a surf boy too, huh? I MUST take a look at those abs...lol...just to make sure they're HOT enough!



BlondeLightning write:

And for the exotic ladies in different countries? Me? no way! I am strictly "All" business, lol.



Yes...how could I forget? You're here to make friends...not to find a mate....ALL business...but isn't it nice to be naughty sometimes? Mix a little business with a bit of seductive pleasure? LOL...what can I say? I live to break the rules!!

P.S. Nothing beats watching the sunrise on a beautiful morning...well...unless it's watching the sun set on a beautiful evening..but I have to say...I'd have to be dragged out of bed by the hair to get up before dawn....It's these chilly English mornings...They're finally getting to me...sob



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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 13:24

Ok Mimi,

It is 93 degrees F. here right now in Los Angeles. I got up before dawn and it was already 72 degrees F. So I went to Malibu Beach and did my normal this morning, watched the sun rise over the Santa Monica Mountains, then surfed for a couple of hours before coming in to my office. Today was excepectionally good for surfing and big waves! We have high winds right now and it makes for some really fun and challenging surfing, bad for the brush fires though.

Funny lady. As for all the languages. Two of them come from my parents- Dad is 100 percent German, Mom is 100 percent French. I went to private school while growing up too. I also deal with Europe with my business and it helps to converse in their native dialects, and I can enjoy when someone says something to/about me thinking I did not understand a word of what they were saying. I can react two ways, ignore it, or have a come back line that just leaves them wordless, lol. I prefer the latter to see the expression on their faces. Remember I am a flirt and tease.

And for the exotic ladies in different countries? Me? no way! I am strictly "All" business, lol.



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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 10:07

Hi Blondie,

My day's as hectic as always...although by the time you read this, I'll be fast asleep and you'll be...well...starting the day I've already finished...lol...if that makes any sense. So much for time zones...

How's sunny Cali? Or are you not actually in Cali right now?
A little bird told me you love to travel....been to Europe extensively too...hmmmm...interesting :)
And why the interest in all those languages? Is it because of your business...or all those exotic girls you have stashed away on every continent...heehee...



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Posted on Tue, Oct 04, 2005 17:18

Hi Mimi,

That is ok. So then, we can go back to English so everyone can join us, lol. And how is your day going lil lady?



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Posted on Mon, Oct 03, 2005 23:25


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Ok Mimi,

Do you or anyone else converse in the German Language?

BTW- Sie, oder ist jemand in der deutschen Sprache flieBend, zum mit mir zu verstandigen hier? Wenn Sie sind, informieren Sie mich bitte, indem Sie zuruck zu mir, Danke reagieren!

My German is really rusty (Bad) Sorry!



Ciao Blondie,

Unfortunately my skills do not extend as far as German...too many long words...lol
Baci



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Posted on Sun, Oct 02, 2005 13:17

Ok Mimi,

Do you or anyone else converse in the German Language?

BTW- Sie, oder ist jemand in der deutschen Sprache flieBend, zum mit mir zu verstandigen hier? Wenn Sie sind, informieren Sie mich bitte, indem Sie zuruck zu mir, Danke reagieren!

My German is really rusty (Bad) Sorry!



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Posted on Sun, Oct 02, 2005 13:11

Ciao (Hi) Mimi,

I will let you know on that sweetie, lol. And also dear:

indovino che il mio languages (basato latino spagnolo, francese ed italiano) e poco un migliore di le mie lingue basate germaniche (tedesche) sono, lol. E quando ottengo nel Regno Unito definately li ho lasciati conoscere l'innamorato!

BTW- che cosa e fare italiano nel buon ol Gran-Bretagna comunque, lol?



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