MM Gods are laughing their socks off at you.... Message Board

  • View author's info Author posted on Sep 06, 2005 17:18


    I havent laughed so much in years!!!

    For the last week I have just been nipping in and reading all your postings and its sooooo obvious that MM gods are doing this on purpose!!! They are picking the most used words and banning them to see how you work your way around it!! They must be creased up by now...I know I am!!!

    PS: I cant wait to see what word is banned next!!!

    PPS: Hope its not scorpio
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  • View author's info posted on Sep 22, 2005 12:19


    WOW!! You understand football too???
    What a women!!!
  • View author's info posted on Sep 21, 2005 16:03



    Minnie415 write:
    "1 P*igs definitely need an image makeover! When we think of p*igs, our minds often drift to these mud-covered, filthy, always hungry farm animals. These unpleasant images really give p*igs bad reputations and undermine their intelligence.

    2 Also called swine or hogs, p*igs have stocky and barrel-shaped bodies, four short but slender legs, and large heads. Their physical trademarks are, of course, their long, round, cartilaginous snouts. P*igs have an unusual bone, called the prenasal bone, located just below their disk-shaped snouts. Prenasal bones help strengthen p*igs' snouts, making them a great digging tool.

    3 Aside from snouts that function as bulldozers, p*igs reinforce their chance of finding food by having an extremely fine sense of smell. P*igs can sniff out things hidden underground. Their diet includes fungi, fruits or other vegetation, insects, worms, mice, and other small animals. Well-recognized for their keen sense of smell, French people have used wild boars for centuries to find a French delicacy -- truffles. Truffles are edible fungi that grow deep below the surface. They give out a strong smell that wild boars can detect and unearth at ease. Just like the French who have come to rely on p*igs' sensitive noses, police often bring trained p*igs to airports or seaports to uncover illegal drugs that are concealed in cargos.

    4 P*igs don't have sweat glands in their bodies, so they don't sweat. To avoid getting overheated, p*igs wallow in mud. By covering their bodies with mud, p*igs achieve two purposes. The first is to cool off, and the second is to keep mosquitoes or other insects from getting to their skin. Unfortunately, this natural behavior leads to the misconception that p*igs are dirty. The truth is that p*igs like to keep clean and tidy, if they are given the opportunity.

    5 Contrary to another popular perception, p*igs are not stupid. In fact, they are very smart. Their intelligence was in the headlines when a young p*ig named Priscilla saved a Texas boy's life. The 11-year-old boy, Anthony, went swimming in Lake Somerville of Texas one hot summer day in 1984. He ventured too far into the water and started to drown. Priscilla -- the family's pet p*ig -- noticed the boy struggling and immediately began swimming toward Anthony. When she reached Anthony, he was in such a panic. He grabbed for Priscilla's leash so hard that both of them went under. Although Anthony weighed nearly four times more than Priscilla, Priscilla managed to get to the surface and pull Anthony toward the shore. Even years after the incident, Priscilla still got upset whenever she saw young children playing near the water!"

    I can't believe I just inserted an asterisk 16 times.... lol
    but it's for a good cause.



    Min, such interesting info. Have you been doing research all day, are'nt you working!?
  • View author's info posted on Sep 21, 2005 12:46



    Minnie415 write:

    scorpio_ice write:
    I cant believe you know so much about pig*s!!! lol

    How come you dont know the answer to Sharps question ...Im counting on you!! I also seem to be following you around the forums! Is there only us 2 online at this time??



    Hiya Scorp!! We're always ahead of these Yanks... oops - I'm a Yank too, forgot!! OK, just kidding folks... NOT meant in a derogatory way!! LOL

    You mean Sharp's question on the other thread? (David Beckham??) I guess it's probably old news already! I had forgotten about that thread - posted just now!



    I just KNEW you were the brainy one lol...I wouldn't have guessed David Beckham in a million years!!!
  • View author's info posted on Sep 20, 2005 10:45


    I cant believe you know so much about pig*s!!! lol

    How come you dont know the answer to Sharps question ...Im counting on you!! I also seem to be following you around the forums! Is there only us 2 online at this time??
  • View author's info posted on Sep 19, 2005 09:57



    thegoodlife2005 write:
    today's word: P igs!



    I should think so too!!! I mean....it has sooo many sexual meanings!!!
  • View author's info posted on Sep 17, 2005 21:41


    I didn't see anything wrong with that. That is how I usually spell.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on Sep 17, 2005 17:02



    wwwww123 write:
    Then you can use the number 0 instead of the letter o, as in h00 or yah0o They are so foolish.

    Let make a bet MM. If you can stop me from writing y a h oo, you get my company. If you can't, then I get MM and all of your other 20 sites.

    Then we will see some good changes.

    It will be interesting to see how you find the solution to a billion plus possibilities.

    like zbipp, which is a one letter offset, or oo*hay, backwards. Gee, they got oo*hay, without the *, but unfortunately I have a * key.

    wwwww



    omg! 5w NOW youve done it!!!!

    They will probably ban the letters y,a,h,o and also *,- and spaces!!
    You will lose your company and we will all lose our sanity trying to read each others postings with the missing pieces!!!!

    Cnuimginewturpstingswilllklike???

    LMAO!! THATS what our postings will look like!!
  • View author's info posted on Sep 17, 2005 08:33


    as in y a h o o, Y*a*h*0*0, Y_a_h_oo probably. Then you can use the number 0 instead of the letter o, as in h00 or yah0o They are so foolish.

    Let make a bet MM. If you can stop me from writing y a h oo, you get my company. If you can't, then I get MM and all of your other 20 sites.

    Then we will see some good changes.

    It will be interesting to see how you find the solution to a billion plus possibilities.

    like zbipp, which is a one letter offset, or oo*hay, backwards. Gee, they got oo*hay, without the *, but unfortunately I have a * key.







    wwwww
  • View author's info posted on Sep 17, 2005 05:19



    wwwww123 write:

    Bonnie88 write:
    theMMGodsaretreatinguslikeabunch
    ofdelinquentteenagers...
    andtheydon'tknowwhatdelinquentscoulddo
    especiallyovergrownones



    whatisreallyreallyfunnyaboutthisthreadis thatitattractedalmostalloftheworstdelinquents nMM.

    itsalmostlikearollcall. wearejustmissingpeteteanddominobutiamsurethey illshowup.

    lol



    weneedtotirritate them like hell..with new language style..

    these phuckless, farseholes, deletequaints..have to be put to work ..so the more dirtypics that Dom is good at posting or posing herself.the better..where is Dom..??

    I love the fact that I have not paid up but continue tobe an irritant ghost...you blastard sh!t..love to swear in other langauages too..bugaro, Chaochipai..
  • View author's info posted on Sep 16, 2005 23:50



    Bonnie88 write:
    theMMGodsaretreatinguslikeabunch
    ofdelinquentteenagers...
    andtheydon'tknowwhatdelinquentscoulddo
    especiallyovergrownones



    whatisreallyreallyfunnyaboutthisthreadis thatitattractedalmostalloftheworstdelinquents nMM.

    itsalmostlikearollcall. wearejustmissingpeteteanddominobutiamsurethey illshowup.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on Sep 16, 2005 17:41



    thegoodlife2005 write:
    Banned word of the day: t oys



    Maybe cos the only time we use that word its usually in a sentence ie
    sex-to*ys

    UPDATE: notice it will let me have the word sex but not to*ys LMAO
  • View author's info posted on Sep 15, 2005 12:09


    You crrrrrrazy people, you are all nuckin' futs!!!
  • View author's info posted on Sep 14, 2005 17:39



    Minnie415 write:

    scorpio_ice write:
    OMG you guys are sooo funny!!!

    It looks like your starting to create your very own MM language!! ...hey guys... YOUR EVOLVING!!! LMAO

    I think we need to name it first...my suggestion is......




    Loved that Scorpio!!





    I love your pic Minnie it's nice to see your face with your postings!
  • View author's info posted on Sep 09, 2005 14:04



    knock3times write:

    Suni2005 write:
    OMGoodness...I was catching up on threads since I had knee surgery yesterday and thought...MY GOD THESE PILLS ARE MAKING ME CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY...making me see letters all jumbled. Then I attempted to follow what was written and finally figured it all out. Whewwwwwwwwwww...*cancelling call to doctor about pills*



    Suni...wishing you a speedy recovery.


    Thanks K3T...I'm OK...just tore some cartilage while helping people this week. The doctor's office just had a great laugh with me. I honestly thought I was going crazzzzzzzzzzy...seeing words all jumbled up. ROFLMAOPIMP
  • View author's info posted on Sep 09, 2005 13:35



    Suni2005 write:
    OMGoodness...I was catching up on threads since I had knee surgery yesterday and thought...MY GOD THESE PILLS ARE MAKING ME CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY...making me see letters all jumbled. Then I attempted to follow what was written and finally figured it all out. Whewwwwwwwwwww...*cancelling call to doctor about pills*



    Suni...wishing you a speedy recovery.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 09, 2005 12:11


    OMG you guys are sooo funny!!!

    It looks like your starting to create your very own MM language!! ...hey guys... YOUR EVOLVING!!! LMAO

    I think we need to name it first...my suggestion is......
    *fuMckM*
  • View author's info posted on Sep 09, 2005 12:10


    OMGoodness...I was catching up on threads since I had knee surgery yesterday and thought...MY GOD THESE PILLS ARE MAKING ME CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY...making me see letters all jumbled. Then I attempted to follow what was written and finally figured it all out. Whewwwwwwwwwww...*cancelling call to doctor about pills*
  • View author's info posted on Sep 09, 2005 06:24


    well, it is nice that they are working their ss off and we are not paying a cent for their hard work...lolol
    at least as a ghost , I am haunting their sites in the night..
    you can't catch me..
    dam I just want them to let me post instantly..still thinking of ways to get that privilege back..
  • View author's info posted on Sep 09, 2005 05:58



    scorpio_ice write:
    I havent laughed so much in years!!!

    For the last week I have just been nipping in and reading all your postings and its sooooo obvious that MM gods are doing this on purpose!!! They are picking the most used words and banning them to see how you work your way around it!! They must be creased up by now...I know I am!!!

    PS: I cant wait to see what word is banned next!!!

    PPS: Hope its not scorpio


    I'm sure you're right.. As a test, I posted a message, half of which was liberally peppered with asterixes, and they just deleted the whole thing, although all it said was "check my profile on millionaire match..." So I'm laughing at them...
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