This is funny!!!! Just let me know your new name. Message Board

  • View author's info Author posted on Feb 03, 2006 08:16


    Mine is toostie dippin chunks...lol

    Maayan is Sleezy Dippin Lips
    ...LOL

    Cub is Dorfus Farkle Lips.lol

    Lisa S Im snotty potty hump lol

    Knock is Farcus Hiney....lol

    Instructions: Have fun! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore
    and ruin it.

    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
    break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
    than not. Here is your dose of humor...

    Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name,
    write it on the this thread so they
    know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
    far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer

    The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants.And
    the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor
    forces everyone to assume new names...


    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

    a = snickle
    b = oombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty

    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = bo*obie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy



    Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of
    your new last name:

    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = giggle
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h= waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle

    Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
    new last name:

    a = bu*tt
    b = b*oob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunki
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

    And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
    an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

    So NYCHICK fess up whats your new name....snicker snicker

    So everyone join in and lets restore the fun

    Although I created this thread Sept 2 2005 and know one responded I will attempt again...lol

    P.S Cub was gracious enough to start it for me elsewhere on MM
  • 35Comments

  • View author's info posted on Feb 15, 2006 23:26


    Fun idea! But- my first name only has two letters, and I've no middle name...SO, I guess my name is "Face", however, I am NOT a member of the "A-Team"... at least not the TV show!
  • View author's info posted on Feb 12, 2006 16:19


    Dorfus Rhino Tush signing in! Not so sure about that one lol!
  • View author's info posted on Feb 12, 2006 14:22


    LOL I would so pay to have my name changed if this had to be my real name...

    goober gizzardDoodle

    I even did my friends LOL

    dorfus GizzardHiney

    Thanks for a good laugh
  • View author's info posted on Feb 12, 2006 06:43


    weelassy1 write:
    RyKelly write:
    Snickle Waffle Tush, at your service my royal heiness. Now use your middle name combined with the name of your street to form your porn star alias. Charles Greenbush again at your service. Love the post definetely one up for the ladies.

    Hey Snickle Waffle Tush...lol...Somehow I don't believe my middle name and street address would sound PORN LIKE...lmao....TRUST ME

    JANE Oakdale...lol

    Dofus Dippinnose - ARGGGHHH!!! I like my porn name better: Lynn LaChene.
  • View author's info posted on Feb 11, 2006 18:08


    Snickles Gorilla

    There was no 'u' for the 3rd letter of my last name.
  • View author's info posted on Feb 08, 2006 23:12


    weelassy1 write:
    GeminiDi write:
    weelassy,

    I'm snickle fricken brains! LMAO!!! My porn name is Angel Green.

    It's good to see you, lady!

    Gem

    Oh my God Gem...lol....You seem to have the both of best worlds. Great porn name and Brains too boot...Gotta love you hun.

    Hey guys I need help as none of my names are worth shite...lol. My porn name is pathetic. Any one care to offer suggestions...now be kind ladies and gent...lol

    Funny story I have never shared with anyone. I have been called PQ for a 2 years at the hospital by a few male Technicians. They would only call that out when they seen me with my hair down green scrubs and stethoscope. Finally they revealed to me that PQ stood for porn queen because they said I had the hair of a porn star...lmfao....Typical pigs...lol


    LMAo I'll buy that Weelassy!!!!

    Maayan the beautiful lady across the sea...I hope your sabatical is productive. You are sorely missed!!!

    Ok my porn name is SONJA STILLWOOD.
    Not bad that was my first dog we had before babies....
  • View author's info posted on Feb 08, 2006 23:11


    maayan write:
    Sleezy DippinLips checking in again. Hi to all Chickens, Fannies & Tushies ... very happy to meet you guys. Any one I missed? Ahhh some Juicy Dorfus Doodles Pants perhaps. LOL.

    Till we meet again, your new porn star gonna be busy a while, signing out ...

    Pinky McBride


    OMG Maayan! Good porn babe moniker!

    I've had other pets and other streets I've lived on. So, besides Honey Regina, I could also be:

    Buffy Cosburn

    Eby Sandalwood

    or Blue Holland

    I'm waiting for someone to tell us their porn name is Debbie Dallas or Fido Sepulveda or something. LOL
  • View author's info posted on Feb 08, 2006 22:58


    GeminiDi write:
    weelassy,

    I'm snickle fricken brains! LMAO!!! My porn name is Angel Green.

    It's good to see you, lady!

    Gem

    Oh my God Gem...lol....You seem to have the both of best worlds. Great porn name and Brains too boot...Gotta love you hun.

    Hey guys I need help as none of my names are worth shite...lol. My porn name is pathetic. Any one care to offer suggestions...now be kind ladies and gent...lol

    Funny story I have never shared with anyone. I have been called PQ for a 2 years at the hospital by a few male Technicians. They would only call that out when they seen me with my hair down green scrubs and stethoscope. Finally they revealed to me that PQ stood for porn queen because they said I had the hair of a porn star...lmfao....Typical pigs...lol

    Available only
    to logged in members

  • View author's info posted on Feb 08, 2006 22:43


    maayan write:
    Sleezy DippinLips checking in again. Hi to all Chickens, Fannies & Tushies ... very happy to meet you guys. Any one I missed? Ahhh some Juicy Dorfus Doodles Pants perhaps. LOL.

    Till we meet again, your new porn star gonna be busy a while, signing out ...

    Pinky McBride

    Ahhh there is my Sleezy dippin lips. Where the heck have you been my Lass. We all have missed you.

    Hey Maayan I was so busy with the Hospital business that I missed your invitation on the other side. It had expired however I did attempt to return the invite. Did you get it?

    P.S I love your Porn name also

    Chat soon my Pinky Mcbride
  • View author's info posted on Feb 08, 2006 08:45


    Hondo... You must be talking about my grandmother... And you can keep your chicken in your pants.

    Available only
    to logged in members

  • View author's info posted on Feb 08, 2006 08:40


    I never knew my mother, but Suzi Taylor sounds good
  • View author's info posted on Feb 07, 2006 23:17


    Haha i am so LMAo here reading all of these. This is so funny.

    Cutie come on get with the program. We won't laugh i promise.....(snicker)
  • View author's info posted on Feb 07, 2006 22:11


    cutiepie01 write:
    hehehe. Tasha you may be able to move to mesquite texas with that name! LOL.
    I heard your porn name is your first pets name and your mothers maiden name. I am Suzie Taylor. Doesnt that sound sweet and innocent?

    Tasha1978 write:
    Hey cutiepie... I'm Snooty Dippin Juice. Come on girl and tell us your name


    Cutes ... try ANY pet's name plus a street you've lived on. With a little playing around, you can come up with a porn name like mine. Honey Regina! LOL
  • View author's info posted on Feb 07, 2006 22:03


    Devoted2FindingU write:
    RyKelly write:
    Snickle Waffle Tush, at your service my royal heiness. Now use your middle name combined with the name of your street to form your porn star alias. Charles Greenbush again at your service. Love the post definetely one up for the ladies.


    I don't want to hear a word from you guys about my porn name. Just shut the **** UP!

    Dumbo Snickle

    It ain't my fault I have big ears! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEM BABIES!!! That's what happens when women try to hold on for dear life while I SNICKLE them. Any ladies due for a glorious SNICKLE?

    Now the next time you ladies see a BIG OLE set of ah.. Ears think of:
    ---------> JUMBO SNICKLE <----------

    .


    lol
  • View author's info posted on Feb 07, 2006 16:13


    Devoted2FindingU write:
    RyKelly write:
    Snickle Waffle Tush, at your service my royal heiness. Now use your middle name combined with the name of your street to form your porn star alias. Charles Greenbush again at your service. Love the post definetely one up for the ladies.


    I don't want to hear a word from you guys about my porn name. Just shut the **** UP!

    Dumbo Snickle

    It ain't my fault I have big ears! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEM BABIES!!! That's what happens when women try to hold on for dear life while I SNICKLE them. Any ladies due for a glorious SNICKLE?

    Now the next time you ladies see a BIG OLE set of ah.. Ears think of:
    ---------> JUMBO SNICKLE <----------

    .


    I hate that. I don't know how many times I've had to say, "hey lady let go of my ears I know what I'm doing."
  • View author's info posted on Feb 07, 2006 16:12


    Tasha1978 write:
    Hey cutiepie... I'm Snooty Dippin Juice. Come on girl and tell us your name


    I think we went to school together. My chicken can be dipped in your juice right?
  • View author's info posted on Feb 07, 2006 16:04


    Tasha1978 write:
    Hey cutiepie... I'm Snooty Dippin Juice. Come on girl and tell us your name

    hehehe. Tasha you may be able to move to mesquite texas with that name! LOL.
    I heard your porn name is your first pets name and your mothers maiden name. I am Suzie Taylor. Doesnt that sound sweet and innocent?
  • View author's info posted on Feb 06, 2006 17:59


    Hey cutiepie... I'm Snooty Dippin Juice. Come on girl and tell us your name
  • View author's info posted on Feb 06, 2006 16:23


    This is a funny thread but i really dont think that i want to be sloopy chicken chunks or chicken tush. i think i will just remain cutiepie.
Follow - Email me when people comment