This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
> jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to
> her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at
>> work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the
>> The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to
>> the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
> distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his
>> wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is
> wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
>> He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what
> is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all
> women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then
> her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she
> reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
>>>>> >>FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.