If you could choose....... Message Board

  • View author's info Author posted on Aug 08, 2005 at 17:14


    If you could choose what you could be in your next life what would it be and why?

    Or....if you don't know what you want to be you can suggest what you think someone else SHOULD be in their next life!!!! lol
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  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 18:31


    I think I put up the wrong title for this ...it should have read..

    If you could choose...the fate of your ex!

    OR

    If you could choose...what your ex would come back as in his/her next life!

    Although I kinda guess there would be an over abundance of insects!!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 16:45


    Id like my X to taste something like poop in his mouth every time he opened it to say anything...Cuz no nice can come outta it!
    And for his sl*utty ways...doing all the farmers/dairymens wives...I think everytime he whipped that thing out it would not be able to do its thing lmao OMG TOO FLIPPIN FUNNY! Must dig out my spell book!!!! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAHHHHHHHHHHH
  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 13:03


    For my ex it would have to be the biggest dinosaur doing the poop! The thought is just too amusing! lol Actually if he fell in a big hole just as it happened he'd for once be up to his neck in it....
  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 12:34


    BBD. No need to say sorry. I guess I had PMS. I figure I get PMS every once in a while because I go insane for no reason. Maybe it has something to do with my advanced age?

    I don't want your but*t itching powers. I want the flying elephant poop trick.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 11:27



    babydol write:
    Mel... bitter much?? :O)


    Have an X brutually attack you verbally for eight years.

    Have a quarter of a million USD that you earned ripped away from you.

    See your kid only three hours on your off week.

    BBD, this is what my X did to me. I have come to terms with my divorce. I make sure not to bring my baggage into my relationships. I will never ever in a billion years ever forgive my X for what she has done to me and our daughter. Never.

    Besides my X, it amazes me that I am a very happy-go-lucky person.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 10, 2005 at 16:38


    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (IN MY NEXT LIFE I WANT TO BE A PIG!)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
    (I'm still not over the pig.)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes..LUCKY PIG! Can you imagine?)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I STILL WANT TO BE A PIG IN MY NEXT LIFE!...QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm......)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (okay, so that would be a good thing)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that PIG??)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 10, 2005 at 00:22



    ScrippsRanchMel write:
    Cat I know your X is as evil as my X. I think they would share ideas on how to mess with us.

    Unless, we can put them both on an island with no possible way of getting off. No telephones and no mail. Yeah, that's a good idea.

    Ok its a deal we have it figured out! Helllllllllllllllllllll Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 18:43


    Cat I know your X is as evil as my X. I think they would share ideas on how to mess with us.

    Unless, we can put them both on an island with no possible way of getting off. No telephones and no mail. Yeah, that's a good idea.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 16:11



    ScrippsRanchMel write:

    scorpio_ice write:
    Well I wanted to come back as Dumbo because he is real cute..gets drunk with his friends..hangs out with a circus so gets to travel ... AND he can fly! But after reading Mels posting I think I want to be a real big african elephant that flies so I too can fly over my xs head and poop on it!!!!



    This offer is valid as long as I have the money. If you come back as a big flying elephant with a lot of poop, I will give you $10,000 USD if you hit my X with 90% of the poop. To make sure we are on the same page, I am hoping for that big ole dinosaur poop like we all saw in Jurassic Park.

    Mel why don't we said your X up with my X to get them outta our hair :)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 16:10



    uglyrockling write:

    TheCatsMeow65 write: We could have lots of fun buzzing around being mischief. Fun/free spirits :)


    I don't think they wear any clothes, do they? There could be more merit in this garden fairy thing than meets the eye.

    (On the other hand, wait until Kelli gets a hold of this one....)

    Yes they do wear whimsical attire...
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 15:38


    Hey Mel...its a win/win situation for me!! lol I have the appetite of an elephant now so imagine what it would be like if I WAS an elephant!!!!

    Dont you worry about the amount of poop OR my aim...both will be 100% (although...what an elephant will do with 10,000 bucks is another topic altogether)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 13:02



    scorpio_ice write:
    Well I wanted to come back as Dumbo because he is real cute..gets drunk with his friends..hangs out with a circus so gets to travel ... AND he can fly! But after reading Mels posting I think I want to be a real big african elephant that flies so I too can fly over my xs head and poop on it!!!!



    This offer is valid as long as I have the money. If you come back as a big flying elephant with a lot of poop, I will give you $10,000 USD if you hit my X with 90% of the poop. To make sure we are on the same page, I am hoping for that big ole dinosaur poop like we all saw in Jurassic Park.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 11:27


    Well I wanted to come back as Dumbo because he is real cute..gets drunk with his friends..hangs out with a circus so gets to travel ... AND he can fly! But after reading Mels posting I think I want to be a real big african elephant that flies so I too can fly over my xs head and poop on it!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 10:43



    TheCatsMeow65 write: We could have lots of fun buzzing around being mischief. Fun/free spirits :)


    I don't think they wear any clothes, do they? There could be more merit in this garden fairy thing than meets the eye.

    (On the other hand, wait until Kelli gets a hold of this one....)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 09:31



    uglyrockling write:

    TheCatsMeow65 write:
    Id love to come back as the daughter of the worlds weathiest man...but I will settle for being a garden fairy :)


    Wait ... yeah ... that's it, a garden fairy ... I wanna be one of those too. Forget the Bill Gates thing. Garden fairies are much more comely.

    We could have lots of fun buzzing around being mischief. Fun/free spirits :)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 09:04



    TheCatsMeow65 write:
    Id love to come back as the daughter of the worlds weathiest man...but I will settle for being a garden fairy :)


    Wait ... yeah ... that's it, a garden fairy ... I wanna be one of those too. Forget the Bill Gates thing. Garden fairies are much more comely.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 08:39


    Id love to come back as the daughter of the worlds weathiest man...but I will settle for being a garden fairy :)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 06:51


    I'd settle for being the second richest man in the world.

    Bill Gates Gardner..or

    Bill Gates Pool Man
  • View author's info posted on Aug 08, 2005 at 21:18


    I would be an American Eagle.

    1) National symbol so I would be famous.

    2) I can fly which is too cool in itself.

    3) I am protected by the federal government so nobody could mess with me.

    4) I can fly so I would make sure I would poop on my X as I flew over her head.
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