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Posted on Fri, Aug 26, 2005 19:23

I just seen in one of the gossip mags at the check out today Angeline and Brad adopted a baby?



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Posted on Fri, Aug 26, 2005 15:39


Aetios write:
I am not an apple, neither a light bulb, I am not an object, period...lol



Ah, but if you were someone's beloved, you might be the object of their affection. Of course you are free to object to my observation...



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Posted on Fri, Aug 26, 2005 15:23


NYCHICK write:

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I don't think I have ever seen Kelli been taken to the mat.

Ooooooo!


cat is on her feet..i was too busy with the brad and jen situation


who are brad and jen?



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Posted on Fri, Aug 26, 2005 11:53


Natallia8 write:
I love green sour apples, and they have less calories. I also like bananas, carrot and ginger, but not separately. Mixing all together with a little bit of water until it gets creamy... makes a delicious breakfast!

YIKES now that is a hella nanner lol



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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 17:51

Heck I dont even really eat apples...I like nectarines, peaches and oranges! :)



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Posted on Fri, Aug 19, 2005 07:44

Women are like Apples because they can be hard...but once you are ABLE to take a bite outta them...they are so sweet and juicy!



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Posted on Tue, Aug 16, 2005 07:28

Once a man told me: I don't know why, when I go on a date/dinner with a woman, I have an allergie crisis..and can not identify which food did that....I answered him: well maybe you are allergic to woman! Hehehe....
There is also the saying, cats should go with cats, dogs with dogs...etc...same with fruits...I suppose...
That is why I can not identify with the topic of this thread..too fast said in my opinion.I like apples for their vitamins...and some other fruits, like strawberries...bananas (hehe)...
Oh! and I like mussels and oysters...my favorite...with a drop of lemon..miamm!

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 15, 2005 17:38


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I will never be able to eat a Granny Smith again.

How about a fugi



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Posted on Sun, Aug 14, 2005 11:50


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My next door neighbor would be a crabapple, I thank god she is not representative of all women.



(Okay I am going now to do my penitence for what I said about her. lol)


What a good boy to do his penitence without being told! LOL
But maybe you could have a reprieve, because you know not to lump all of us women into the crabapple department! lol Unless of course, they are the 'sweet' crabapples! ;-)



Thanks Sharp1, but it still wont help me be able to eat any Granny Smith apples. Those days are gone.

  


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Posted on Sun, Aug 14, 2005 09:05

I dont mind bruised apples. You can still get a great pie from 'em.

I love to cook. The kitchen is one my favorite rooms in the house.



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Posted on Sat, Aug 13, 2005 08:08

rotten apple in here!!!! har har har<<<

  


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Posted on Sat, Aug 13, 2005 06:53

I am not an apple, neither a light bulb, I am not an object, period...lol



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Posted on Fri, Aug 12, 2005 21:54


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TheCatsMeow65 write:
IM a bruised apple :(


Why are you bruised cat?

Ive falled outta the tree too many times :(



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Posted on Fri, Aug 12, 2005 20:45

My next door neighbor would be a crabapple, I thank god she is not representative of all women.



(Okay I am going now to do my penitence for what I said about her. lol)



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Posted on Fri, Aug 12, 2005 15:35

Women are like light bulbs. If you ever get one turned on don't ever turn them off because it is when you try to turn them on again that they blowup.



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Posted on Fri, Aug 12, 2005 07:09

Hm! I don't agree with the original post (the lady from Spain-sorry I don't know how to quote) lol...Nowdays, we are not so cartesians anymore...well I hope...Mr. Wright is soo right! lol...
I believe all men and woman have their ups and downs...depending of the day...

  


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Posted on Thu, Aug 11, 2005 16:48


TheCatsMeow65 write:
IM a bruised apple :(


Bad apple here, sis.



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Posted on Thu, Aug 11, 2005 15:49

I will never be able to eat a Granny Smith again.

  


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Posted on Thu, Aug 11, 2005 08:23

ok im sorry i dont quite get it- although the girl who posted it i am assuming is an apple at the top of the tree right? ok i disagree many good apples hit the floor and are over looked because they are brusied. and u know what after typing what i just did this whole apple shi* makes no sense. ok apples oranges who cares.. i have never met a woman who was a fruit -- but i have met many a fruit men.. right ed?? and as for the ballet slippers what i ment was .. i dont know.. this apple ballet stuff has me nuts..

men are fruits pretty girl w ho posted
women are not..i cant eat any apples today because the thought of eating one of you girls is way too lesbo like..

women are like designer shoes.. there
men are fruits



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Posted on Wed, Aug 10, 2005 18:57

And every now and again you blindly bump the tree...and an apple falls down from the top and hits you in the head and falls right into your hands.

There's no refutin Sir Isaac Newton and the laws of the gravity.



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