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Posted on Thu, Nov 30, 2006 21:23

You people are cracking me up! Good humor for a Thursday night!!!



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Posted on Mon, Jan 23, 2006 16:41

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robotic123_74 write:
I have a son who has an IQ of 218, he is working on a doctorate in mathematics. I have no idea whether he inherited the tendency for that IQ from me or not but there you are. I would just like to have ten more kids that had at least an average IQ. Ten Kids? Why not?


IQ (intelligence quotient) = (Mental Age / Chronological Age) x 100.

The IQ of a child between the ages of 5 to 16 years old is calculated by dividing the child's mental age by his chronological age and then multiplying the result by 100. If a 10 year old child performs mentally at a 10 year old level, the IQ is calculated as 10 divided by 10 equaling 1, and multiplying the 1 by 100 equals an IQ of 100. If the 10 year old child mentally performs at a 20 year old level, then 20 over 10 equals 2, and multiplying 2 by 100 equals an IQ score of 200.
Adult IQ is calculated by supervised IQ testing. Adult IQ scores are specific to each IQ test and are not interchangeable between one IQ test and another. Membership qualifications to high IQ societies require percentile ratings instead of IQ scores.
The IQ formula (MA/CA) x 100 = IQ was created as an indicator, not based on mathematical rules. The formula could have been (MA/CA)x10 or (MA/CA)x1000. IQ scores are relative numbers, of no real measurement other than to show relative differences of measurable mental performance between different people taking similar tests.


In essence it says that a score of 200 is attainable by someone who is performing mentally at twice their physical age.

So Robotic if you are 76, and assuming you fathered as early as 16 that would make your son 60 or younger. Using the above formula for a 60 yr old, he would doing 120yr calculations just to score a 200 on the IQ test.(not likely)

If you fathered him at 26 he would be 50 and is doing 100 yr old calculations.

If you fathered him as late as 36 he would 40 and is doing 80 yr old calculations.

If somehow you fathered him at 46 he would be 30 and doing 60 yr calculations. (So he would 16 yrs mentally younger than you but almost twice as smart).

Or running the formula in reverse you could insert your IQ score and your calendar age to determine what mental age you are.

(MA/CA) x 100 = IQ Score
(MA/76) x 100 = 135
the answer is approx 102.5 yr old mentality level.

but that of course assumes that you earned that score at this age. If you actually tested at a different date the factors would change. ie

(MA/CA) x 100 = IQ score
(MA/30) x 100 = 135
the answer is now approx 40.5 yrs old mentality level, which isnt all that stellar. It all sounds very dubious to me.

Also, he is just now working on his doctorate in math? With an IQ that high, I wouldnt think it should take very long to accomplish, maybe your son could compare notes with the guy from Good Will Hunting

But then nevermind, I mean, what do I know, I only have a 138 IQ and a B.A. in both Sociology and Anthropology. Seems way out of my league.

(Just thought a little spoof in here might liven-up the topic....hehe)

"Just a little spoof to liven-up the topic"....I would hate to see you when your being funny dude....Ok...let me take a whack at being funny by discussing the mathematical equations of general relativity. Unique, but their physical interpretation is not. Confusion reigns over the difference between the field and geometric interpretations of GR, the meaning of gravitational force in a GR context, the distinction between gravitational waves and force variations, and the applicability of aberration to gravity. The geometric interpretation of GR, argued by Carlip, blurs these concepts. We show that aberration has been suppressed in the GR equations of motion through setting gravity?s propagation speed to infinity; and that the absence of aberration cannot be explained through some mathematical ?cancellation? because that would cancel tidal forces too. The mere existence of Lorentzian relativity as an experimentally viable model for the relativity of motion nullifies the ?proof? that nothing can propagate faster than light in forward time. Experiments indicate that gravity and electrodynamic forces both propagate far in excess of lightspeed.

WHHHOOOOOOO, man I am glad I got that off my chest...I feel so much better being funny...lol Copy and pasting has made me so so sleepy



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Posted on Mon, Jan 16, 2006 07:06

elaine2008liu write:
beatiful woman, wanna meet you

and I would love to meet a beautiful woman...do you know any?



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 23:05

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As a woman, i think you just lost your mind. Why a rich woman wants an old man like you even if they want to be sugar . They would want someone who is younger and stronger i guess. i am wondering whether you could still produce . Reading your profile makes wanna kick your a s s




I completly agree can i kick his a s s with u?!? that is very... i dont even have a word for it!! maybe u need to rethink this!!1



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Posted on Sun, Jan 08, 2006 06:42

Man...what a great way to get attention! I wish I would have thought of this. My sons are both incredibly good looking and I was cursed with a very high IQ myself...and they're pretty damn bright too :)



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Posted on Sat, Nov 12, 2005 12:45

Interesting discussion on IQ testing.

I have always wondered if it was age based. It is fun to take the ones over on tickle and iqtest. They are free but get to the end to give you a sales pitch on in depth analysis.

Of course there are so many variances, but I score better now than I did when I was tested at 17. I don't feel as smart as I did then, but maybe life does that to ya...


Mr.Roboto,
You seem like an intelligent man. Maybe you should do a little reading on the sheep that was cloned and the aging effects from cloning a middle aged sheep's dna. IMHO, you might want to put a recall on those puppies...



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Posted on Thu, Nov 10, 2005 18:17

Blondeindian: I was talking about the list of his ten children, the reference to other people's religion(Mormonism) and your comments about reproducing stupid children because the old guy doesn't meet your standards. That was just my opinion and you don't need to agree with it. Based on other comments you have posted on other threads, I can see we are as different as night from day and it's not likely we will see eye to eye on many things. So let's just agree to disagree. You have your perspective and I have mine and they are both valid in their own right:-)



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Posted on Wed, Nov 02, 2005 19:43

cutieful, what are you talking about?who is nasty here, there is someone to lone those hand gestures too...



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Posted on Fri, Oct 28, 2005 11:51

robotic123_74 write:
I have a son who has an IQ of 218, he is working on a doctorate in mathematics. I have no idea whether he inherited the tendency for that IQ from me or not but there you are. I would just like to have ten more kids that had at least an average IQ. Ten Kids? Why not?


IQ (intelligence quotient) = (Mental Age / Chronological Age) x 100.

The IQ of a child between the ages of 5 to 16 years old is calculated by dividing the child's mental age by his chronological age and then multiplying the result by 100. If a 10 year old child performs mentally at a 10 year old level, the IQ is calculated as 10 divided by 10 equaling 1, and multiplying the 1 by 100 equals an IQ of 100. If the 10 year old child mentally performs at a 20 year old level, then 20 over 10 equals 2, and multiplying 2 by 100 equals an IQ score of 200.
Adult IQ is calculated by supervised IQ testing. Adult IQ scores are specific to each IQ test and are not interchangeable between one IQ test and another. Membership qualifications to high IQ societies require percentile ratings instead of IQ scores.
The IQ formula (MA/CA) x 100 = IQ was created as an indicator, not based on mathematical rules. The formula could have been (MA/CA)x10 or (MA/CA)x1000. IQ scores are relative numbers, of no real measurement other than to show relative differences of measurable mental performance between different people taking similar tests.


In essence it says that a score of 200 is attainable by someone who is performing mentally at twice their physical age.

So Robotic if you are 76, and assuming you fathered as early as 16 that would make your son 60 or younger. Using the above formula for a 60 yr old, he would doing 120yr calculations just to score a 200 on the IQ test.(not likely)

If you fathered him at 26 he would be 50 and is doing 100 yr old calculations.

If you fathered him as late as 36 he would 40 and is doing 80 yr old calculations.

If somehow you fathered him at 46 he would be 30 and doing 60 yr calculations. (So he would 16 yrs mentally younger than you but almost twice as smart).

Or running the formula in reverse you could insert your IQ score and your calendar age to determine what mental age you are.

(MA/CA) x 100 = IQ Score
(MA/76) x 100 = 135
the answer is approx 102.5 yr old mentality level.

but that of course assumes that you earned that score at this age. If you actually tested at a different date the factors would change. ie

(MA/CA) x 100 = IQ score
(MA/30) x 100 = 135
the answer is now approx 40.5 yrs old mentality level, which isnt all that stellar. It all sounds very dubious to me.

Also, he is just now working on his doctorate in math? With an IQ that high, I wouldnt think it should take very long to accomplish, maybe your son could compare notes with the guy from Good Will Hunting

But then nevermind, I mean, what do I know, I only have a 138 IQ and a B.A. in both Sociology and Anthropology. Seems way out of my league.

(Just thought a little spoof in here might liven-up the topic....hehe)



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Posted on Thu, Oct 27, 2005 20:56

robotic123_74 write:
If you are a rich, single, divorced or widowed woman under the age of 35 and you want a sp*erm donation to have a child for free contact me. I want no involvement with the child and NO FINANCIAL responsibility for raising it.

I want to be as anonymous as possible.

Everyone tell any of your friends who might be interested in this to email me.

Now I like this guy!...he has the balls to step up to the plate and just say it like it is..as twisted as it sounds..lol..just think for a moment the life of a 74 year old single man that is horney and wanting to get laid, really really bad... Apparently he is interested in women under the age of 35...let me see, that's almost a 40 year difference....ok, this is my advise Robotic....if your gonna jump in bed with a woman that is under the age of 35 your going to need a few tricks in your survival kit, before you can become an official s p e r m donar:

1. 100mg of Viagra...god help you if your on heart or blood medication...refer to #2 and say "who's your grand pa" say it!

2. An older doctor to monitor your heart rate..trust me he has seen worst, and he might enjoy watching.

3. A very good Chriopractor...dude your gonna need some serious adjustments in the morning, especially if she likes getting on top....gettty up cowboy!
Caution! Getty up cowboy will blow your 4th,5th and 6th rid out of its socket causing you to have breathing problems...better have an tank of O2 ready just in case! May I suggest the Wheelchair Position...she will love this position and so will the paramedics as their taking you out the front door.

4. A big big bottle of lotion...and I'm not talking Ben Gay or Preparation H....LMAO! Second thought...Prep H might be recommended if she surprises you a long string of a n a l beades from her purse...ohhhh, run old man run..hold on... don't run...walk slowly, but get out of the house.

5. A good lawyer, you'll need someone to handle your estate after your death.

6. To help protect your identity and keep you as anonymous as possible.......I would suggest a bat man outfit....you can even do her in the bat mobile....or how about, Super Man....you can bang her with your super you know what......and finish her off with your powerful triple X-ray vision.

7. And last but not least....make sure you video tape the whole thing.......makes great memores for your loved ones, children and anyone who might be interested in watching.



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Posted on Thu, Oct 27, 2005 14:27

Blondeindian: why the acrid and persistent nastiness? Look at the number of posts you wrote blasting this man in comparison to the rest of us.

To the rest of you all: He's 70 for goodness'sake! Maybe the poor old guy is just feeling his mortality and views having children as a form of survival and while I wouldn't personally partake of the offer, someone out there that just wants to have a child and has no partner and can support it on her own- may want to. It's between him and whomever takes him up on the offer if she/they do,no? For the record, I have a child and support him fine on my own. What his father gives is extra gravy so money is not what makes a responsible father. Also, not all women view adoption as the best alternative when they want a child;they would prefer their own no matter how desperate overpopulation and the need of orphaned children may be and I think that is valid as all feelings are. Lastly, while it isn't right, many adoption agencies-including social services for whom I used to work for- will let a child languish in foster care and/or on a waiting list rather than proceed with a non traditional family adoption. Sadly,single women (as presumably all women on this site are)are still viewed as a non traditional adoption option since they would prefer to give children to couples rather than single women-regardless of financial status.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 04:43

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The woman needs to be rich so she can take care of the kid in the proper way as far as material things at least go. And I want no financial responsibility.

My kids know nothing about this offer.

I want to do it simply because I would like to have ten more kids, any se*x, any color, anywhere. She may be deaf, dumb or blind, she may be deaf, dumb and blind, she may be good looking or extremely ugly, she may be handicapped in any manner, just not mentally retarded or handicapped, she may be a midget or a giantess, so long as a regular practicing physician deems her healthy and able to bear a child. Those people have the same feelings and desires and longings that you and I have.

But I probably do not have the qualifications for a spe*rm bank. They require a person to be no older than about 39 so that leaves me out. And while I have an IQ of 125 and I think I know a lot of things I have not graduated from a four year college.


first I was really *ROFL* ... the most hilarious thread so far ... but after calming down ... I just cannot resist to comment.

125 and stupid !!
you are actually proud of it ... it's like being proud of driving a ford model T which also fits your age. With age it is getting easier passing the test above 100 which shows a lot about the reality of your genes ... and by the way your son does have a mother ... and who can be sure that you are his father ... so much for your sons IQ as a guaranty.

But maybe it is just very simple ... and you kept forgetting a little important detail ... 12.5 for you and 21.8 for your son.



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Posted on Fri, Oct 14, 2005 12:26

yep, everyone, look above me, it is a troll...wwwwww,5w, whatever other names he uses,lol

  


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Posted on Fri, Oct 14, 2005 11:07

TROLL ALERT



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Posted on Tue, Oct 11, 2005 10:47

i can hardly get up off the floor from laughing

  


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Posted on Tue, Oct 11, 2005 10:45

robotic,

Gotta say s/t, "if YOUR SON" really has an IQ of 218, I WANT HIS SP*RM" LOL ;-)
You don't measure up to what I'm looking for. Why would you possibily want to reproduce STUPID children w/an IQ of 125. Smarten Up! (from K, a friend of Blonde Indian)

Here's an idea for your 10 children:
1. Robot #1 white male
2. "" Afriacan American Female
3. "'' Asian hottie ""
4. "" American Indian Pocahontas
5. "" Italian Stallion
6. "" Kosher Jew
7. "" Irish Wiskey bottled baby
8. WE WILL LEAVE THE REMAINING UP THE THREAD.

This is ONLY a joke, if you take this to seriously, than you have the IQ of 125 or less.

  


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Posted on Mon, Oct 10, 2005 07:25

I'm still laughing...

  


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Posted on Fri, Oct 07, 2005 18:17

Sharp "5w's, another woman would just be donating the eggs? She wouldn't be carrying the baby to term? In other words, the dontated eggs would be implanted into the woman's womb (who could make eggs herself) and she would carry the baby to term giving birth."

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That is correct. Fertilized eggs were implanted.

Not all women can produce eggs, and some people have genetic disorders that they don't want to impart to children. I know several, both men and women, with genetic disorders that would love to have children.

One nice young man I know really wants to be a father but will not risk his genetic defect. I think that is smart. He prefers to marry a nice woman with young children. A woman could feel the same.



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Posted on Thu, Oct 06, 2005 09:26

5w's, another woman would just be donating the eggs? She wouldn't be carrying the baby to term? In other words, the dontated eggs would be implanted into the woman's womb (who could make eggs herself) and she would carry the baby to term giving birth.

I think that is commendable. Despite the eggs are not biologically the mother's own, the fact that she carries the baby and bears it, gives the mother that true sense that this is actually her child. There is usually a great bonding that occurs when you hold your baby for the first time after just giving birth!
Bonnie you were like my cousin, and an Aunt...popping the babies out in 5 minutes! They would never make it the hospital! On my cousins second, her husband was calling the paramedics and she had to yell at him, "Get off the phone! Come and catch it!" lol



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Posted on Thu, Oct 06, 2005 01:21


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Well, there is another side to this story. Females that donate eggs to females that cannot have children. I know someone that has done this twice.


What does the group think about that?



WOMB FOR RENT- lol
Well I have often thought of even renting out my womb since I don't suffer from morning sickness , always am happy thru pregnancy and my babies pop out with little labor effort..last baby was delivered in an hour flat..and return to normal weight in weeks..but hate the night feeds and after, so someone else can take care of that. So is that a commendable service or not? lol Would also gladly donate my eggs since I come from a very healthy gene pool ...but then do we need any more kids in this world when there are so many orphans who need our love.
Blondemom- you are ace!



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