Children say the funniest things........ Message Board

  • View author's info Author posted on Aug 04, 2005 16:30


    This topic came to me while reading/writing on another topic with Sharp1' on dreams we had of our children! I know I have lots of funny/embarrassing stories about my kids and thought it would be nice to compare with everyone else.

    I'm sure every parent has either been embarrassed to the point of wanting to be childless or have laughed so hard at the funny but innocent things their children have done or said. For the 'yet to be parents' amongst us this will give you an insight into what you have to look forward to!!!
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  • View author's info posted on Aug 14, 2005 13:53


    Hey...funny you should say that..Ive just come off that thread and yes I found that really funny!! Infact I think I said so on there!!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 13, 2005 19:13


    Sacred, butter & pettite I would just like to thank you, I have just come back from having the shi*ttiest night ever and the first thing I read are your postings...so again thank you for making me laugh sooooo much tonight!!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 13, 2005 09:17



    sacredscientist write:
    A trip to the store one day was a disaster. My wife(now ex), and my daughter Rachel, and I were shopping. Rachel was riding in the shopping cart facing me, and she was bored as most little kids are in that situation. She spied my wristwatch. She didnt know the word watch, but she didnt know the word clock.(can you see the impending trouble?)
    We were in the checkout line with a couple of people both in front and behind us when my daughter, in a voice that was just too loud says, "Daddy, can I see your c*ck".
    Silence is sometimes a wonderful thing. It was not wonderful at that moment when everyone within 20 yard turned to glare at me. I was starting to think we might have an old-fashioned lynching right there in the store. Two very elegantly dressed ladies in their 50's looked as if they had witnessed satan himself materializing right in my spot.
    My wife, bless her for this, said something to Rachel about her needing to learning her "L" sounds. I just peeled my wristwatch from my arm and handed it to her, to her obvious delight. I couldnt help myself I never took my eyes off the floor until we got outside.
    I have never been back to that store, nor do I ever forsee me having a need to.
    Needless to say, correct pronounciation became a high priority in our house that very day.

    (If my daughter finds out I posted this....I will be dead...lol)


    (Smile)

    That is a hilarious story sacred. omelike that happened to us at a family reunion. It was held at the park and my son Dylan was about 3. His hobby was to collect twigs and sticks and throw them in the water. His older brother took him to go find some sticks. He handed one to his Dad and he kept one. Then in front of relatives we haven't seen in forever, Dylan says (the kid that can't pronounce his s's) Daddy you have a big di*ck and I have a little di*ck. People were really staring at him but I made it clear to everyone what he meant. Kids say the funniest things when they can't pronounce all their letter sounds.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 12, 2005 22:52


    Sorry in advance for the length of this post.

    My daughter is now 12, so this story is fair game.

    When Rachel was about four her speech was less than perfect. She wasnt able to say the "L" sound in words. So for the "L" sound she either changed it to a "Y" or skipped it in the pronounciation. Examples: She yikes this, She walks on chubby yeggs. My favorite was, "Daddy, I yove you". In words like slip, or climb, it became sip and cimb.
    A trip to the store one day was a disaster. My wife(now ex), and my daughter Rachel, and I were shopping. Rachel was riding in the shopping cart facing me, and she was bored as most little kids are in that situation. She spied my wristwatch. She didnt know the word watch, but she didnt know the word clock.(can you see the impending trouble?)
    We were in the checkout line with a couple of people both in front and behind us when my daughter, in a voice that was just too loud says, "Daddy, can I see your c*ck".
    Silence is sometimes a wonderful thing. It was not wonderful at that moment when everyone within 20 yard turned to glare at me. I was starting to think we might have an old-fashioned lynching right there in the store. Two very elegantly dressed ladies in their 50's looked as if they had witnessed satan himself materializing right in my spot.
    My wife, bless her for this, said something to Rachel about her needing to learning her "L" sounds. I just peeled my wristwatch from my arm and handed it to her, to her obvious delight. I couldnt help myself I never took my eyes off the floor until we got outside.
    I have never been back to that store, nor do I ever forsee me having a need to.
    Needless to say, correct pronounciation became a high priority in our house that very day.

    (If my daughter finds out I posted this....I will be dead...lol)


    (Smile)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 05, 2005 16:08


    Sharp says: ...my daughter whining at me the entire way there, "I have to go Momma!" and holding my son's baseball cap full of puke out the window! lol
    The things we endure with kids! lol
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    ROFL! Sharp I am sooo sorry...I hadda laugh at that lol it must have felt like the loooongest journey ever!!!!

    Luckily I have never had anything like that happen on a flight lol
  • View author's info posted on Aug 04, 2005 19:24



    scorpio_ice write:
    Hi Cats....awwww that is the cutest thing

    Hello Scorpio...yes I thought it was pretty cute...would make a cute commercial :)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 04, 2005 17:17


    A little 5 year old at Sunday school recently was asked : 'What was God's greatest invention?' Without hesitation he said:'The mobile phone of course, so we can all communate with him.'..
  • View author's info posted on Aug 04, 2005 17:07


    Hi Cats....awwww that is the cutest thing
  • View author's info posted on Aug 04, 2005 17:06


    Hi Butter, yes I am a scorpio...my birthday is in October and I see we both turn 50 this year eh?

    LMAO that is sooo funny!! Thats the best thing about kids you never know what they are going to say next
  • View author's info posted on Aug 04, 2005 16:57


    I was out shopping with my two daughters (then aged 7 and 12), it was coming upto christmas and they needed party dress's. They had picked a a few out and were undressing in a communal changing room while I was hanging the dress's on the hooks. All of a sudden my eldest daughter(Tammy) stood stock still while staring at her younger sister(Cara) and said in slooooow motion....ohhhhh...myyyyy...gggooooddd!!!My eyes followed her stare to my youngest daughter ...my face went from scarlet to drip white and back to scarlet again as I noticed everyone in the changing room had stopped what they were doing and were also staring at Cara (who, to be fair was way too bright for her age and was always wearing my shoes and her elder sisters clothes)....there stood my daughter ..wearing my black suspender belt (with the fasteners somehow fastened together to make straps and turned upside down to make a bra!!) and my black lacy panties which were slowly falling off her!!!

    I didn't know whether to laugh or cry...well I laughed and Tammy cried!! This soon to be a teenager had never been so embarrassed in her life, and yes it was the last time she ever went shopping with Cara in tow! lol
  • View author's info posted on Aug 04, 2005 16:44


    OMG That reminds me of my oldest daughter Scorpio...too funny! I was pregnant w/my 18 yr old at the grocery store...at the time my oldest was 2ish...She ran off from me to the other lane...I see her down there looking up at the shelf w/her hands on her hips saying, Why won't you talk to me...just talk to me...going on and on...I get down there and guess who she is trying to get to talk to her?
    Aunt Jemima sp? or was it Mrs Buttersworth...I heck I don't remember now but GOD I died laughing!
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