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Posted on Thu, Jul 28, 2005 07:14

Check that guy out!!!!!!!!!! I have been asking to see a big cucumber on this site and Speedy won't show us his but Jeth sure did. Shhhhh, don't report him....let us get some good looks in first.

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 03, 2005 14:59

Yes there was something about a goat but it doesn't seem nice calling you a goat lol!!!

I'm not bow-legged, can I still sign in?

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 18:04

Well, that is part of what I said in the other thread. There was something about a goat there too.

Anyway, bowlegged women sign in.

lol



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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 17:54

WOW! and not ONE sexual induendo in sight!!

lol...you exceeded my expectations!!

Well done TEDDY BEAR (that was what you told me to call you in the other forum...wasnt it?)ROFL

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 16:49


statuesque4u write:
HEHEHE! 5W START EXPLANING



Well as Stat pointed out
1)KNOCK KNEE-they can keep their legs
clenched tighter "

So a bowlegged woman might have trouble, huh.

I antnodummy.

lol



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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 12:51


wwwww123 write:
Scorpio
I think that just installs how perfect she is for you!! Imagine...her knock-kneed and you bow legged! MATCH ALERT! MATCH ALERT!

********

I have had second thought about that knock-kneed requirement. I think I want a bow-legged woman - for obvious reasons.

lololol



Sorry 5w Im quite an innocent person so the obvious is not always obvious to me. Could you please explain in detail to me and other innocents as to why you would prefer a bow-legged women?

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 08:41

OH no Minny. I am in enough trouble without bring in the mute, nympho, etc. requirements. I would never mention such things in public.

Well, maybe just this one time.

lol



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 21:44

Scorpio
I think that just installs how perfect she is for you!! Imagine...her knock-kneed and you bow legged! MATCH ALERT! MATCH ALERT!

********

I have had second thought about that knock-kneed requirement. I think I want a bow-legged woman - for obvious reasons.

lololol



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 21:42

No, the more I think about it, all that hair would really be a benefit. When the house gets dirty, she could roll around in the floor, pick up all the dirt, take a shower and woola, no cleaning costs, no maid, etc. Right now I am using a shovel when it gets real bad.



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 18:37


wwwww123 write:


Well, if I am going to wear her, I guess I need to establish a weight limitation. Don't want my knees to bow from the extra weight.

lol
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Sorry she is quite an heavy lady but then again I think that just installs how perfect she is for you!! Imagine...her knock-kneed and you bow legged! MATCH ALERT! MATCH ALERT!

Nice talking to you 5w but it's 2.30am over here and I'm shattered!!

PS: I'll tot up the score tomorrow!



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 14:55


scorpio_ice write:
HA HA! 5w dont think its decent to actually WEAR a woman in public!!

But the pictures that are being created in my mind at this moment are priceless!



Well, if I am going to wear her, I guess I need to establish a weight limitation. Don't want my knees to bow from the extra weight.

lol


Stat, the flat head requirement was for a place to put my beer can. I will furnish my own - but of course she has to open it and put in a glass and bring it to me neeeked and with a smile.

lol



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 11:08

HA HA! 5w dont think its decent to actually WEAR a woman in public!!

But the pictures that are being created in my mind at this moment are priceless!

  


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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 08:21

Oh, yes, hair would be very good. I love the feel of soft fur and I always wanted a mink coat but figured people would make fun of me wearing one. Now I can just wear her.



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 07:56


wwwww123 write:
Sure, scorpio send her over.


Oh, I forget the millionaire part.

lolol



Well she is a million-hair!! VERY hairy women but that only adds to her qualities dont you think? She will keep ya warm in winter

  


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Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2005 21:16

Stat"
But watch they have a habit of "sh*itting on you" when least expected!!!!!!

*******


So what else is new. That has happened to me so much I had automatic windshield wipers installed.

lol



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Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2005 17:59

Stat, you got it all right except for the beer can holder part-- the flat head.

I know you are qualified except for the age and virgin part, but I must insist on everything or nothing.

ROTF



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Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2005 17:54

Sure, scorpio send her over.


Oh, I forget the millionaire part.

lolol



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Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2005 17:07

Hey 5w's you have just described my friend!!! You want me to set you up??

  


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Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2005 12:54

I was wondering why I wasn't hungry today. Now I know, I am full of sh**. lol

Beauty and attractiveness is certainly a individual thing and varies with the generations. I remember the rather heavy women in the paintings of the old masters and I remember "Twiggy".

Personally I like ladies who are knock-kneed, pigon toed, cross-eyed, who have a flat empty head, and who are bossy as hell. No older than 30 please and virgins. Now that is beautiful!! Now don't call me wrong either.

lololol



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Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2005 09:34

No Stat, you are wrong again. You are just a physical and good body person. You are in the minority, not the majority and apparently the people you hang out with are like you. If you want proof of my statement, just look at the people on the street who are married and those that are not. According to your rules no one without a great body would be married, man or woman. That is simply not true and there are far more people (say x 100) who have bad bods than there are that do.

If you want to consider physical, I would say consider what happens between the sheets rather than how they look. Looks have nothing to do with how great a lover a person will make. Take it from me, that is as true a statement as I will ever make.

Further, let us consider the people who fall in love with a ball player, a musician, a movie star, or any other famous person. Many of these "stars" are ugly as sin, but people (groupies) will line up trying to get them in the sack. It's just a similar fixation on something that is really not important to a person of sound mind. It apparently makes the groupies feel like they have "status" to have had a famous person in the sack for a few hours. How sick is that? Looks are just another variation on that same theme, but getting such a person in the sack, or even marrying them does not give you status either. Our "status" stands on our own merits.



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