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Posted on Thu, Jul 28, 2005 07:14

Check that guy out!!!!!!!!!! I have been asking to see a big cucumber on this site and Speedy won't show us his but Jeth sure did. Shhhhh, don't report him....let us get some good looks in first.

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 03, 2005 14:59

Yes there was something about a goat but it doesn't seem nice calling you a goat lol!!!

I'm not bow-legged, can I still sign in?

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 18:04

Well, that is part of what I said in the other thread. There was something about a goat there too.

Anyway, bowlegged women sign in.

lol



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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 17:54

WOW! and not ONE sexual induendo in sight!!

lol...you exceeded my expectations!!

Well done TEDDY BEAR (that was what you told me to call you in the other forum...wasnt it?)ROFL

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 16:49


statuesque4u write:
HEHEHE! 5W START EXPLANING



Well as Stat pointed out
1)KNOCK KNEE-they can keep their legs
clenched tighter "

So a bowlegged woman might have trouble, huh.

I antnodummy.

lol



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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 16:37

HEHEHE! 5W START EXPLANING

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 12:51


wwwww123 write:
Scorpio
I think that just installs how perfect she is for you!! Imagine...her knock-kneed and you bow legged! MATCH ALERT! MATCH ALERT!

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I have had second thought about that knock-kneed requirement. I think I want a bow-legged woman - for obvious reasons.

lololol



Sorry 5w Im quite an innocent person so the obvious is not always obvious to me. Could you please explain in detail to me and other innocents as to why you would prefer a bow-legged women?

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 08:41

OH no Minny. I am in enough trouble without bring in the mute, nympho, etc. requirements. I would never mention such things in public.

Well, maybe just this one time.

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Posted on Mon, Aug 01, 2005 07:00


wwwww123 write:
Stat"
But watch they have a habit of "sh*itting on you" when least expected!!!!!!

*******


So what else is new. That has happened to me so much I had automatic windshield wipers installed.

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LMAO!!!!
You guys are a RIOT!!

BTW I got the flat head bit right away - he he he... naughty wwwww..... my dirty little mind went to the right place... the way I had heard it once though was that the ideal woman should have a flat head for the beer and be about 3 feet tall. No I will not elaborate but I'm sure wwww would like to.

  


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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 21:44

Scorpio
I think that just installs how perfect she is for you!! Imagine...her knock-kneed and you bow legged! MATCH ALERT! MATCH ALERT!

********

I have had second thought about that knock-kneed requirement. I think I want a bow-legged woman - for obvious reasons.

lololol



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 21:42

No, the more I think about it, all that hair would really be a benefit. When the house gets dirty, she could roll around in the floor, pick up all the dirt, take a shower and woola, no cleaning costs, no maid, etc. Right now I am using a shovel when it gets real bad.



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 21:14


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wwwww123 write:
Sure, scorpio send her over.


Oh, I forget the millionaire part.

lolol



Well she is a million-hair!! VERY hairy women but that only adds to her qualities dont you think? She will keep ya warm in winter



Hey 5W maybe your million hair baby will get nekked for you and i am sure if you show her just the slightest attention with pander to your every wish. You might ought to check that beer though it might have one of those hairs floating around in there and we would not want to to gag. She might think you are making fun of her and and become the million hair tyrant and then you would not be able to wear her for awhile.........

luvs ya babe!!!

  


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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 18:37


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Well, if I am going to wear her, I guess I need to establish a weight limitation. Don't want my knees to bow from the extra weight.

lol
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Sorry she is quite an heavy lady but then again I think that just installs how perfect she is for you!! Imagine...her knock-kneed and you bow legged! MATCH ALERT! MATCH ALERT!

Nice talking to you 5w but it's 2.30am over here and I'm shattered!!

PS: I'll tot up the score tomorrow!



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 14:55


scorpio_ice write:
HA HA! 5w dont think its decent to actually WEAR a woman in public!!

But the pictures that are being created in my mind at this moment are priceless!



Well, if I am going to wear her, I guess I need to establish a weight limitation. Don't want my knees to bow from the extra weight.

lol


Stat, the flat head requirement was for a place to put my beer can. I will furnish my own - but of course she has to open it and put in a glass and bring it to me neeeked and with a smile.

lol



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 11:08

HA HA! 5w dont think its decent to actually WEAR a woman in public!!

But the pictures that are being created in my mind at this moment are priceless!

  


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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 08:21

Oh, yes, hair would be very good. I love the feel of soft fur and I always wanted a mink coat but figured people would make fun of me wearing one. Now I can just wear her.



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 07:56


wwwww123 write:
Sure, scorpio send her over.


Oh, I forget the millionaire part.

lolol



Well she is a million-hair!! VERY hairy women but that only adds to her qualities dont you think? She will keep ya warm in winter

  


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Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2005 21:16

Stat"
But watch they have a habit of "sh*itting on you" when least expected!!!!!!

*******


So what else is new. That has happened to me so much I had automatic windshield wipers installed.

lol



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Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2005 19:29


wwwww123 write:
Stat, you got it all right except for the beer can holder part-- the flat head.

I know you are qualified except for the age and virgin part, but I must insist on everything or nothing.

ROTF



Sorry 5W i didn't realize your were talking about a beer can. A lady with a flat emptie head does not say beer can( oops) i have to go searching again..
As my qualifications on your demands are at zero i guest you will have to keep looking for some knockneed chick. Maybe a pigeon would work for you it has several of your qualities you are looking for.. But watch they have a habit of "sh*itting on you" when least expected!!!!!!

  


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Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2005 17:59

Stat, you got it all right except for the beer can holder part-- the flat head.

I know you are qualified except for the age and virgin part, but I must insist on everything or nothing.

ROTF



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