wwwww123 write: Stat" But watch they have a habit of "sh*itting on you" when least expected!!!!!!
So what else is new. That has happened to me so much I had automatic windshield wipers installed.
You guys are a RIOT!!
BTW I got the flat head bit right away - he he he... naughty wwwww..... my dirty little mind went to the right place... the way I had heard it once though was that the ideal woman should have a flat head for the beer and be about 3 feet tall. No I will not elaborate but I'm sure wwww would like to.
No, the more I think about it, all that hair would really be a benefit. When the house gets dirty, she could roll around in the floor, pick up all the dirt, take a shower and woola, no cleaning costs, no maid, etc. Right now I am using a shovel when it gets real bad.
Well she is a million-hair!! VERY hairy women but that only adds to her qualities dont you think? She will keep ya warm in winter
Hey 5W maybe your million hair baby will get nekked for you and i am sure if you show her just the slightest attention with pander to your every wish. You might ought to check that beer though it might have one of those hairs floating around in there and we would not want to to gag. She might think you are making fun of her and and become the million hair tyrant and then you would not be able to wear her for awhile.........
wwwww123 write: Stat, you got it all right except for the beer can holder part-- the flat head.
I know you are qualified except for the age and virgin part, but I must insist on everything or nothing.
Sorry 5W i didn't realize your were talking about a beer can. A lady with a flat emptie head does not say beer can( oops) i have to go searching again..
As my qualifications on your demands are at zero i guest you will have to keep looking for some knockneed chick. Maybe a pigeon would work for you it has several of your qualities you are looking for.. But watch they have a habit of "sh*itting on you" when least expected!!!!!!