Handsome Toronto Lad just wants dinner Message Board

  • View author's info posted on Feb 11, 2006 10:42


    hey bob I need you're snowcat,my big truck sank lol
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  • View author's info posted on Feb 09, 2006 15:27


    bobsthename write:
    there are lots of boats like that in Toronto Harbour, but there is no where to go there. Kind of like the California coast. Up here, we have 100,000 islands and caribean like sandy coves of fresh water that gets up to 85 degrees. We have tons of huge shipwrecks for diving. And the scariest thing in the water is always me. But right now the lake is frozen, my snowmobile is parked in the driveway and it's time to sled to work.


    Hi Bob,

    I disagree that there's nothing to do in Toronto Harbour as far as boating goes. I boated 14 yrs. (sail & power) on Lake Ontario & was just beginning to get a bit bored. We often docked at Toronto Island on the wall, it was like being at the cottage, picnic table pulled up, your friends docked along as well, bike rides, beach, etc. You could also take the ferry to the city & had a huge selection of places to shop, eat, entertainment, etc. There were also 3 yacht clubs on the island too that you could visit & the pig roasts & parties were great.

    When the Benson & Hedges Fireworks were on, it was the most fantastic way to experience them. Hundreds of boats anchored out off Ontario Place & enjoyed the display & when the performance was finished, all the boats would sound their horns & it was really quite a spectacular moment.

    Niagra-on-the-Lake was about 2 hrs. away by power boat & was one of my favourite places to visit. We'd anchor further up the river & dinghy into town for the day. Tons of regattas could be attended around the lake both the U.S. and Canadian locales.

    A longer trip was down to the 1,000 Islands which is pretty incredible too. Kingston is a great port too with a lot to offer from a boating perspective.

    I realize your area is beautiful too, and the water does warm up quickly compared to Lake Ontario & definitely has cleaner water conditions. Probably a more relaxed way to boat.

    It's too bad our boating season isn't longer, but it gives you a chance to visit with land friends over the winter.
  • View author's info posted on Feb 09, 2006 09:57


    hey bob how much snow do you have up there? when I left the house friday night I had about four and a half feet,now there is about two feet
  • View author's info posted on Feb 09, 2006 00:16


    I would LOVE to visit a boat like that ... if it were in the Toronto harbour.
  • View author's info posted on Feb 06, 2006 19:17


    bobsthename write:
    Rob, you would be more than welcome. You can have your own wee bedroom, just bring a sock and keep the yelping down.


    See Bob, that is what has always confused me about your running sock joke (pardon the pun)...

    Down here in the South, the sock is how we keep the yelping down! ROFLMAO, just kidding...
  • View author's info posted on Feb 06, 2006 15:18


    bobsthename write:
    I love my boat. It has two bathrooms, two bedrooms. The bathroom is nicer than the one in my house. It has a kitchen with a 4 cook top range, freezer, fridge, microwave, 4 TV's including an expensive home theater and 2 airconditioner/heat pumps. It has a wet bar and ice maker. And I live on it and party on it all summer. And because I don't have a mate, I either go out by myself it is hilarious to see people freak out when I go to a dock after a long trip and the dock attendants see one guy get off the boat. I also have wireless internet and a built in BBQ. I live on it from May to September. Here's a picture on the back of the boat with a couple of ladies. We raft the "boats" together and party all weekend.



    Hey Bob, if you need any help with the babes, I mean boat. I can crew, and I travel light too! ROFLMAO...

    We have an office in Mississauga, but unfortunately, there aren't many trips up there. I was there about 5 years ago, with snow in the parking lots still piled higher than a 1 story house in April. I will "virtually" be up there tonight, as I have to remote in to patch one of the servers.
  • View author's info posted on Feb 06, 2006 10:24


    I was wondering what constitutes a yacht? I lived onboard a 52 ft boat/yacht? when I was a kid.
    My parents sold our home and we traveled from NY to Florida via inland water ways and in the Atlantic...an experience of a lifetime!! But no matter the size....sure is fun!!
  • View author's info posted on Feb 05, 2006 19:36


    bobsthename write:
    me and a babe in my boat. I love boats. I mean babes. I mean boats and babes.

    That's not a boat! A fishing trawler is a boat! That's a yacht!!!
  • View author's info posted on Feb 05, 2006 01:12


    weelassy1 write:
    Wow..I forgot all about this old thread..lol.

    Hey Katie and Sharpe do you remember?


    I do!

    And I still have never seen this boat Bob boasts about! I think he's pullin' our legs. It's probably just a little dinghy. lol
  • View author's info posted on Feb 03, 2006 08:00


    Wow..I forgot all about this old thread..lol.

    Hey Katie and Sharpe do you remember?
  • View author's info posted on Aug 04, 2005 21:13



    bobsthename write:
    Sharpe, how did you know I was out with my daughter this week when you live in Calgary - have I talked with you before? Anyway...whoever wants to come for an overnight trip, one night, I'll let Katiegirl decide who comes since I vaguely know her, but know her well enough to trust that she has great taste in people. Does it have to be a weekend Katie?



    BOB!!! We used to chat on MM forums all the time! Like 3 months ago when you were the size of a Hummer and had to wear a 50DDDDDD bra! Hmpff ...... vaguely remember ..... uh, you offered once to pay my airfare to Toronto from Ottawa and entertain me on your new boat for a weekend, but we couldn't swing it because I was going to be out of town and then return when YOU had to go out of town!

    How soon these jetsetting playboys forget ... or get their date's names mixed up.

    It doesn't HAVE to be a weekend, but if it were up to me, I'd say EVERYBODY COME TO BOB'S PLACE AND SLEEP ON THE COTTAGE FLOOR!!!!!!

    What say you all???
  • View author's info posted on Aug 04, 2005 20:49



    jean_guylequebecois write:

    were you name the psy of MM wow people on this site never mind there own business, if you have a tought of your fine but if its only to try to pass for a very smart know it all lady think again you dont make me prood to be canadian



    What the heck is this mangler of human speech trying to say? Bongo the Chimp could write more intelligently than this!!! I truly believe he should finish third grade first, before trying to form sentences that are too difficult for him. Hey Pantsman! ... (get it? Jean + guy)
    PUNCTUATION. Heard of it?
  • View author's info posted on Aug 04, 2005 15:32



    weelassy1 write:

    AWWWWW Moonray why the heck did you not tell me?...I would of loved to meet up with you and your friends/Father....We could of went to Hess village and sat on the Patio having a few cold ones enjoying the sites of passerbyes....that would of been so brilliant.

    Please tell me the next time you venture here...cannot ever have to many friends wee lassy very open to brilliant friends....wooo hoooo

    I do hope to hear from you again....big smiles and hugs your way.



    AWWWWWW... you're so sweet... but I knew that already... ;) That would be great, Wee!! I'd like to go back visit my sister this fall and maybe make it for the OctoberFest over there. Trying to convince my Dad to come with me, if not, I'll go on my own.

    In fact, maybe it would be fun if we Canadian gals got together... Six, katie, lucky, you, me, Sharp if she wants to do the trip, it would be fun.

    Email me, Lass, I can't contact you...
  • View author's info posted on Aug 04, 2005 15:29



    sharp1 write:

    jean_guylequebecois write:

    sharp1 write:

    weelassy1 write:

    bobsthename write:
    6 foot or weelassy I haven't met. weelassy just didn't respond to my hitting on her at all (and boy would she have been a winner because my long time friend owns the restaurant out her way and we can get the chef to serve us).



    Correct me if I am wrong KATIEGIRL. but I would take that as a insult. Six to tall me apparently never responded to his flirtatious offers....could it be because at no time did he want to know about me?...I cannot be woed with offers such as it is in my best interest because he can dine me ect ect...not trying to sound harsh by any means. You Katie are extremely gorgeous for that matter and should not feel like you are the next 3rd best thing....

    Bob why on earth would you or anyone for that matter think I would be woed based on who serves me? I am so down to earth that it would shock you. It was I that lugged 6 bags of top soil this afternoon and carried 2 6 foot trees to my backyard as I have to start digging tomorrow before I start back at the hospital on Monday.

    Don't get me wrong I am not hear to insult you and I too love a lovely meal but I must make it known I am real and not a pampered princess....chicken wings and pints make me just as happy....woooo hoooo.....lol



    weelassy1 ... When I read bob's comment, I just took it as his sense of humour, not that he was trying to insult you. I assumed if he did contact you, that you did not respond due to lack of interest. He was merely acknowledging it with a touch of humour. Likewise with his comment about Six being too tall for him...it's just his sense of humour. That's my perception anyways. I didn't think he ment any insult toward you or Six.
    As for the chef serving you ... sometimes I've heard people make comments like that and when you hear them speak it, it doesn't come across as ostentatious behaviour, but an expression of "it's cool", because it can make the dinner more fun, especially if the chef has an excellent personality & sense of humour! Make sense? Correct me if anyone perceives I'm out to lunch! lol

    were you name the psy of MM wow people on this site never mind there own business, if you have a tought of your fine but if its only to try to pass for a very smart know it all lady think again you dont make me prood to be canadian


    OMG! Everyone...I feel so priviledged! I don't know who this jean_guylequebecois person is, but he showed up a couple of days ago and insults me wherever I go! I must have my own personal troll! What a lucky gal I am! LOL
    Keep talking, I'll be able to tell better if you are Louis, or Lion ... It seemed to me he refuted being a Canadian, because he considered himself to be a Quebecois! A non-patriotic traitor to his country! I am a proud Canadian thank you very much! And I am also proud of my American heritage (Mother, Grandparents & Aunts/Uncles/cousins). Have a nice night! Salute!



    Sharp, I mentioned it in another thread because he went after every lady there and after WWPT too... it's him, he's back, but most of his posts have disappeared so someone reported him to abuse.

    It's not hard to miss his way of writing!!!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 02, 2005 12:42



    katiegrl write:

    bobsthename write:
    ROFLMAO - My god I finally got Wee Lassys attention. I'll tell you what I'll do...and I can make this fun. Why don't you guys come on up to my boat together and I'll cook you an all you can eat shrimp and scallop food fest? We'll go out for a day of swimming, drinking and eating. I'm not some jerk or plick...I'm all about fun, laughter, watersports and enjoying life. And I love to eat. Buffalo wings included. I promise you this, if you take up my offer, we'll all come away with a memory we'll never forget and you at a minimum you'll have made a great new friend (I can only speak for myself on that end since I don't know you but I have a feeling that you guys are fun and funny). I promise.



    Well, Bob... I'm glad our serious issues not only make you L(Y)AO but also ROF too! Now, are you going to give us an accurate map to get to Midland, or are you going to send us to Orangeville and LYAO at that too? LOL

    And what are you doing in the snow, anyway? And how did you lose all that weight? Weren't you about 450 lbs. last time you were part of the MM Posse?

    I'd love to get together with you and Lassy! Maybe she could bring her brother! lol Maybe you could invite "kwr2002," my MM friend Frank, who is another speed boat owner and was telling me it would be fun to go to your place 4 a summer weekend! You could start another "Columbus" Bob!

    I have to go back to Ottawa this coming weekend to pick up more of my stuff to move here, but after that ... I'm leaving my schedule as open as possible for any and all possibilities!

    Lassy Babe .... 'ssup? You on?



    I'm jealous. It appears the fun has moved from Columbus to Canada.

    Bob if I catch a flight to Canada am I invited? My "assets" may not be as spectacular as Katigrl's but I assure you between Catherine and I you will definitely need to take a dip in a cold lake.

    K3T
    Positively Mahvelously Beautiful
  • View author's info posted on Aug 02, 2005 11:31


    Sharp, I would love to have you ladies drop in. My address is

    Santa Clause
    Box 1,
    North Pole

    Could you make it in December? I need some help along about then.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on Aug 01, 2005 21:40



    knock3times write:

    bobsthename write:
    ROFLMAO - My god I finally got Wee Lassys attention. I'll tell you what I'll do...and I can make this fun. Why don't you guys come on up to my boat together and I'll cook you an all you can eat shrimp and scallop food fest? We'll go out for a day of swimming, drinking and eating. I'm not some jerk or plick...I'm all about fun, laughter, watersports and enjoying life. And I love to eat. Buffalo wings included. I promise you this, if you take up my offer, we'll all come away with a memory we'll never forget and you at a minimum you'll have made a great new friend (I can only speak for myself on that end since I don't know you but I have a feeling that you guys are fun and funny). I promise.



    If Catherine accepts your generous offer good luck maintaining your - ahem - "composure" after catching a glimpse of her bodacious pair in a wet bathing suit.

    You're a brave, brave man Bob.

    K3T



    Eth, he's gonna think I'm Pam Anderson, pre-reduction!

    - the pressure, ... the pressure of meeting expectations........ panic!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 01, 2005 21:33



    bobsthename write:
    ROFLMAO - My god I finally got Wee Lassys attention. I'll tell you what I'll do...and I can make this fun. Why don't you guys come on up to my boat together and I'll cook you an all you can eat shrimp and scallop food fest? We'll go out for a day of swimming, drinking and eating. I'm not some jerk or plick...I'm all about fun, laughter, watersports and enjoying life. And I love to eat. Buffalo wings included. I promise you this, if you take up my offer, we'll all come away with a memory we'll never forget and you at a minimum you'll have made a great new friend (I can only speak for myself on that end since I don't know you but I have a feeling that you guys are fun and funny). I promise.



    Well, Bob... I'm glad our serious issues not only make you L(Y)AO but also ROF too! Now, are you going to give us an accurate map to get to Midland, or are you going to send us to Orangeville and LYAO at that too? LOL

    And what are you doing in the snow, anyway? And how did you lose all that weight? Weren't you about 450 lbs. last time you were part of the MM Posse?

    I'd love to get together with you and Lassy! Maybe she could bring her brother! lol Maybe you could invite "kwr2002," my MM friend Frank, who is another speed boat owner and was telling me it would be fun to go to your place 4 a summer weekend! You could start another "Columbus" Bob!

    I have to go back to Ottawa this coming weekend to pick up more of my stuff to move here, but after that ... I'm leaving my schedule as open as possible for any and all possibilities!

    Lassy Babe .... 'ssup? You on?
  • View author's info posted on Aug 01, 2005 16:35



    bobsthename write:
    ROFLMAO - My god I finally got Wee Lassys attention. I'll tell you what I'll do...and I can make this fun. Why don't you guys come on up to my boat together and I'll cook you an all you can eat shrimp and scallop food fest? We'll go out for a day of swimming, drinking and eating. I'm not some jerk or plick...I'm all about fun, laughter, watersports and enjoying life. And I love to eat. Buffalo wings included. I promise you this, if you take up my offer, we'll all come away with a memory we'll never forget and you at a minimum you'll have made a great new friend (I can only speak for myself on that end since I don't know you but I have a feeling that you guys are fun and funny). I promise.



    If Catherine accepts your generous offer good luck maintaining your - ahem - "composure" after catching a glimpse of her bodacious pair in a wet bathing suit.

    You're a brave, brave man Bob.

    K3T
  • View author's info posted on Aug 01, 2005 09:53



    knock3times write:
    Sharp:

    Count me in!!! Can you imagine the mischievious we 4 would get into?? I love that idea.

    K3T




    I probably won't sleep tonight thinking about the 4 of you in the same place. hummmm, I think I have found a solution to the terrorist problem.

    lol
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