Cars - What would you do if... Romance

  • View author's info Author posted on Jul 21, 2005 at 13:59


    Now who am I going to impress if I show up in these cars. Help me with my marketing LOL

    Porsche Boxster
    Volvo Station Wagon
    Scion xB
    Toyota Camry
    1982 Mercedes convertible
    Ford Taurus
    Corvette
    Hummer
    Prius
    Miata
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  • View author's info posted on Aug 27, 2005 at 09:52


    I hope you don't start writing poetry petite. The world would never be the same.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on Aug 27, 2005 at 08:50



    wwwww123 write:
    Had another post deleted. The thrashing song. Hope you saw it before it disappeared.

    You are getting to be a pretty bad boy on here W's. You better clean up your act before you get deleted too....hee hee...don't worry, I speak from experience.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 27, 2005 at 08:46


    5W's...Don't forget a good leather glove when you go over there..Heard there's alot of nice buts to slap..
  • View author's info posted on Aug 21, 2005 at 19:30


    Had another post deleted. The thrashing song. Hope you saw it before it disappeared.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 21, 2005 at 12:13



    Minnie415 write:
    And what an imagination Dunnatar!! Good going!

    wwwww...?? Why did MM delete that post?? there was nothing else in it was there?? What a bunch of wallies.... geeeez.....

    wwww: I think you should take a trip to London soon and meet up with us... Dunnatar, Scorpio, Bonnie--- and Gabriella and I will fly over in your honour. (Did I miss out anyone??)
    Now THAT would be an interesting meeting!!

    Now that would be wonderful Minnie, would just love to meet you all..
  • View author's info posted on Aug 21, 2005 at 11:32


    Actually I am in Houston. Have been here a month and will probably be here one or two more months. Business was slow in Arkansas.

    Besides, I think uglyrocking needs to play here for a week or two. I may have to be his local agent.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 22:38



    wwwww123 write:
    Wellll.......you didn't say anything about a concert tour. That may change things.

    lol



    5W, I can see your gigologue growing , am waiting for my cut with Scorpio. You obviously have a market in the UK and Europe, so what the hell are you doing in AR? See what poetic women do to you?
  • View author's info posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 19:06


    Wellll.......you didn't say anything about a concert tour. That may change things.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 17:57


    oh yes Minnie... he has to come over as I have arranged a tour of his b*tt bongo-ing! I have a marvelous line up of Scottish women just dying to be tested out! (I did put that in a thread somewhere but Ill be dam*ned if I can find it again lol)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 16:18


    That would be a fun meeting and I know I would love the trip and the company. With that bunch of wild ones, we probably could clean out the terrorist while we are there.

    I have business stuff (remodeling selling a house) to do in Houston. I can't plan anything until that is resolved.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 12:45


    And what an imagination Dunnatar!! Good going!

    wwwww...?? Why did MM delete that post?? there was nothing else in it was there?? What a bunch of wallies.... geeeez.....

    wwww: I think you should take a trip to London soon and meet up with us... Dunnatar, Scorpio, Bonnie--- and Gabriella and I will fly over in your honour. (Did I miss out anyone??)
    Now THAT would be an interesting meeting!!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 07:07



    wwwww123 write:
    I'm buying a horse and a boat tomorrow. We must go riding more.

    lol

    and don't forget the 4 wheeler

    lol

    wheeeeewwww, (fanning)

    ROFL don't forget a carriage for the horse.

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  • View author's info posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 06:35



    Minnie415 write:
    Dunna! What a poet you are! Very good - loved those poems - can't imagine what effect they are having on our wwww here! LOL
    I think you two just might be a match made in tractor and bike heaven.

    Thank you Minnie...I just thought wwwww's post was so funny when he said he didn't think anyone would want a drive on his tractor!! amidst all those real flash cars hilarious...it got my imagination going... Glad you liked the poems.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 06:21



    Dunnattar write:
    Hope you like this WWWWW :-The Motorcycle Ride...

    Oh Dunna was a lovely girl,
    Her figure was a dream (poetic license)
    Brea#sts so full,so firm to touch,(????)
    And her legs, the best you've seen.

    Now all the boys in Dunna's town,
    Would die just for a date,
    But not for her, there was just one,
    And he was very late.....

    Dunn waited on the corner,
    Heart beating like a drum,
    She had a feeling deep inside,
    Tonight would be such fun.

    Then she heard that wonderful noise,
    The deep purrrr of W's bike (motorcycle wont rhyme lol)
    Then round the corner W came,
    On his charger,a 'Shining Knight'

    He stopped within a foot of Dunn,
    His legs were straddled wide,
    To show his love his charger,
    And show her he did, with pride..

    Dunna felt so powerless,
    And was guided by his hand,
    She lifted her leg over..
    But found it hard to stand.

    But with 5W's guidance,
    She found a comfy place,
    Then heard the engine start to roar,
    As they began the race.

    On and on he took her,
    To places she'd never known,
    With expertise and wisdom,
    He drove her on and on..

    Then Dunna felt an explosion,
    Blood rushed inside her head,
    She heard his voice so softly
    Don't worry love..he said.

    It's just my motorcycle,
    The speed at which it goes..
    It sometimes happens to your head
    Or down below who knows...

    And then like any caring man
    He took her safely home
    She wanted to ride some more that night
    And W heard her groan..

    He held her hand whilst she climbed off.
    And kissed her tenderly
    I'll see you soon he whispered
    When you ride again with me.




    Oh, I forgot to answer.

    Answer: YES YES YES!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 06:19


    The fools on MM deleted my post asking why Minnie didn't write me a poem.

    Sorry.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 01:51


    oooooh.... the challenges I have to face! Does it have to rhyme..?? Dunna did such an excellent job! Don't think I could come anywhere near that! LOL
  • View author's info posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 17:07


    Dunna! What a poet you are! Very good - loved those poems - can't imagine what effect they are having on our wwww here! LOL
    I think you two just might be a match made in tractor and bike heaven.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 13:01


    I'm buying a horse and a boat tomorrow. We must go riding more.

    lol

    and don't forget the 4 wheeler

    lol

    wheeeeewwww, (fanning)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 10:36


    Hope you like this WWWWW :-The Motorcycle Ride...

    Oh Dunna was a lovely girl,
    Her figure was a dream (poetic license)
    Brea#sts so full,so firm to touch,(????)
    And her legs, the best you've seen.

    Now all the boys in Dunna's town,
    Would die just for a date,
    But not for her, there was just one,
    And he was very late.....

    Dunn waited on the corner,
    Heart beating like a drum,
    She had a feeling deep inside,
    Tonight would be such fun.

    Then she heard that wonderful noise,
    The deep purrrr of W's bike (motorcycle wont rhyme lol)
    Then round the corner W came,
    On his charger,a 'Shining Knight'

    He stopped within a foot of Dunn,
    His legs were straddled wide,
    To show his love his charger,
    And show her he did, with pride..

    Dunna felt so powerless,
    And was guided by his hand,
    She lifted her leg over..
    But found it hard to stand.

    But with 5W's guidance,
    She found a comfy place,
    Then heard the engine start to roar,
    As they began the race.

    On and on he took her,
    To places she'd never known,
    With expertise and wisdom,
    He drove her on and on..

    Then Dunna felt an explosion,
    Blood rushed inside her head,
    She heard his voice so softly
    Don't worry love..he said.

    It's just my motorcycle,
    The speed at which it goes..
    It sometimes happens to your head
    Or down below who knows...

    And then like any caring man
    He took her safely home
    She wanted to ride some more that night
    And W heard her groan..

    He held her hand whilst she climbed off.
    And kissed her tenderly
    I'll see you soon he whispered
    When you ride again with me.
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