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  • View author's info Author posted on Jul 20, 2005 23:38


    We men have tried to have a mens only thread but it has never worked. Women keep busting in and taking over the thread with their girl stuff, girl cooties, and lipstick everywhere. Maybe this title will do it. lol

    OK, good looking men and ugly women check in. Open for discussion.
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  • View author's info posted on Apr 16, 2008 07:28


    I think there is not many good looking man left out there as there has'nt been any coments here since feb 2007. make me wounder am i the last good looking man alive ???
  • View author's info posted on Feb 28, 2007 01:16


    Queenofyourdreams , what do women play with? I need some names. I would be glad to help, but need info.


    lol
  • View author's info posted on Dec 04, 2006 12:17


    sharp1 write:
    Sorry 4w's...my classes are full! lol Maybe next year! lol

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    Ok, Sharp, you are now on my list. It's called a sheet list or something like that.

    lololol
  • View author's info posted on Dec 04, 2006 07:37


    WWWW. I found this warning on the news today and know that you need this information to protect your well honed fingers...

    This is important news that has to be shared with men from the World Health Organization. Please pass this on to as many men as you can.

    Doctors warn of dangers from "playing with your willy."

    GENEVA, Switzerland -- Doctors at the World Health Organisation today issued a Health Advisory outlining the possible health risks associated with excessively "playing with your Willy".

    Although there is no conclusive evidence that "playing with your Willy" is harmful, in and of itself, several potentially serious conditions may occur if you "play with your Willy" too much, including muscle cramps, calluses, and in some extreme cases, even blindness and public ridicule.

    In addition, there is also the danger that if you "play with with your Willy" too vigorously, you might break it.

    The WHO suggests the following safety tips, in order to avoid Wii-related injuries:

    * Always "play with your Willy" in private. There is nothing more embarrassing that having someone walk in on you, while you're "playing with your Willy".

    * Make sure you're in a comfortable position. Half of all Willy-related injuries are the result of "playing with your Willy" in an awkward or uncomfortable position.

    * Take frequent breaks. "Playing with your Willy" can be a lot of fun, but you shouldn't overdo it.

    * Be gentle with your Willy. Sure, it can take a lot, but it's more sensitive than it looks.

    * Switch hands. Many problems can be avoided by not always using the same hand. Sometimes you can even use both hands.

    * Don't brag about your Willy. Nobody wants to hear you bragging about how great your Willy is... especially if you really do use both hands.

    * Never "play with someone else's Willy" without asking first.

    (re-printed from uncyclopedia.org)

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  • View author's info posted on Nov 27, 2006 12:50


    sharp1 write:
    wwww1234 write:
    sharp1 write:
    wwww1234 write:
    sharp1 write:
    I wish I could help you out 4w's, but I couldn't possibly ... it would compromise my morality. lol

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    I know how to fix that problem. If you would let me visitU for awhile and coop- orate a little, there wouldn't be anything left to compromise.

    ROTFLMAO

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    Hahaha! You're so bad! I'd lose my image as Sweater Girl, don't you think? I like that image...think I'll stick to it, until someone comes along that I want to prove to otherwise! LOL

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    Sharp, sweaters and the Doris Day image went out in the 60's. Get with it. Buy some bootie shorts - learn to bootie dance, pole dance, become famous movie star, next Jo Lo. YouTube has plenty of examples. sheee, have to tell you everything

    lololol

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    But 4w's, that would break the facade I have created around myself! lol

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    SEE, SEE!!! You just admited that was a facade. I knew it, I knew it, you are a bootie dancer. I can tell every time. Where can I buy your video, or is it private dancing only??? Sign me up.
  • View author's info posted on Nov 05, 2006 23:15


    sharp1 write:
    wwww1234 write:
    sharp1 write:
    I wish I could help you out 4w's, but I couldn't possibly ... it would compromise my morality. lol

    Re:




    I know how to fix that problem. If you would let me visitU for awhile and coop- orate a little, there wouldn't be anything left to compromise.

    ROTFLMAO

    Re:
    Hahaha! You're so bad! I'd lose my image as Sweater Girl, don't you think? I like that image...think I'll stick to it, until someone comes along that I want to prove to otherwise! LOL

    Re:




    Sharp, sweaters and the Doris Day image went out in the 60's. Get with it. Buy some bootie shorts - learn to bootie dance, pole dance, become famous movie star, next Jo Lo. YouTube has plenty of examples. sheee, have to tell you everything

    lololol
  • View author's info posted on Nov 03, 2006 12:25


    sharp1 write:
    I wish I could help you out 4w's, but I couldn't possibly ... it would compromise my morality. lol

    Re:




    I know how to fix that problem. If you would let me visitU for awhile and coop- orate a little, there wouldn't be anything left to compromise.

    ROTFLMAO
  • View author's info posted on Nov 01, 2006 13:39


    No, it appears Bonnie was my one and only chance. I don't suppose you (Sharp) could become my agent?

    I didn't think so.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on Oct 29, 2006 23:15


    I am playing on 360 more these days. I can be a badder bad boy on there - No MM editing. MM is simply too restrictive for famous,world class butt polishers and gigolos like myself. lol

    Butt, I will try to handle any trouble that comes up on the threads that I have posted a lot on. I can't have you ladies ruining threads without proper logical and accurate responses from someone.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 26, 2006 21:11


    Queenie, you sure are reminding me of my ex. I think I need to find me a bridge. I had no idea that there were two like the two of you.
    lol

    And yes, my fingertips read real well. No bongo party this week, to worn out from helping a friend move.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 26, 2006 17:13


    Now I have to learn to read. So would that be the way you read, with your fingertips? Mr. Bongo Man? By the way, I have been gone a few days. How are your BYOB party plans coming along?

    So what about those wishes?

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  • View author's info posted on Sep 26, 2006 14:10


    Darn it Queenofyourdreams. You and Tonto. Sheee. I want him to go get the POSSE. I am going to spank if you don't start reading right.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 23, 2006 16:27


    wwww1234 write:
    Queenofyourdreams write:
    That is my posse wwww. How many times have you seen a cat retrieving a stick in the water?

    So what were your three wishes? Was one to play your bongo fingers over the rumps of those ladies that LR brought to you?

    What are the other two?





    wwww1234 write:
    Hey Queenie, I TOLD you to send the POSSE. You are as bad as Tonto - always getting things mixed up. He brought women three times while the Indians were granting me my last three wishes.


    (I hope you have heard the joke, and that the picture you posted stays)



    NO, I wanted a posse, to rescue me. Not a woman. Don't you understand that the Indians were going to scalp me, etc. YOu and Tonto. dumbasastump. Bongo fingers and rumps were the least of my worries unless I got away from those da*mn Indians. BTW, I did get away, so you can bring the bongos over now. Fingers Ritching. lol

    You are right, you don't see cats in water. Good pic.







    SOOOOOO. What about those wishes? What were your 3 wishes? I think the Bongo idea is a great one. In fact, I am going to mention that you are hosting a bongo party in the places to go thread. Great idea, wwww.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 22, 2006 22:04


    Queenofyourdreams write:
    That is my posse wwww. How many times have you seen a cat retrieving a stick in the water?

    So what were your three wishes? Was one to play your bongo fingers over the rumps of those ladies that LR brought to you?

    What are the other two?





    wwww1234 write:
    Hey Queenie, I TOLD you to send the POSSE. You are as bad as Tonto - always getting things mixed up. He brought women three times while the Indians were granting me my last three wishes.


    (I hope you have heard the joke, and that the picture you posted stays)



    NO, I wanted a posse, to rescue me. Not a woman. Don't you understand that the Indians were going to scalp me, etc. YOu and Tonto. dumbasastump. Bongo fingers and rumps were the least of my worries unless I got away from those da*mn Indians. BTW, I did get away, so you can bring the bongos over now. Fingers Ritching. lol

    You are right, you don't see cats in water. Good pic.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 22, 2006 12:56


    wwww1234 write:
    Hey Queenie, I TOLD you to send the POSSE. You are as bad as Tonto - always getting things mixed up. He brought women three times while the Indians were granting me my last three wishes.


    (I hope you have heard the joke, and that the picture you posted stays)

    That is my posse wwww. How many times have you seen a cat retrieving a stick in the water?

    So what were your three wishes? Was one to play your bongo fingers over the rumps of those ladies that LR brought to you?

    What are the other two?
  • View author's info posted on Sep 21, 2006 12:18


    Hey Queenie, I TOLD you to send the POSSE. You are as bad as Tonto - always getting things mixed up. He brought women three times while the Indians were granting me my last three wishes.


    (I hope you have heard the joke, and that the picture you posted stays)
  • View author's info posted on Sep 20, 2006 12:33


    You are so funny wwwww. Now that you have the secret to success your dreams will come true.

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  • View author's info posted on Sep 19, 2006 06:08


    Thanks for the post. I have been wondering why I haven't had any luck. I am going to change my profile to read: Wanted: woman who reads romantic novels, is chocolate deprived and can't get valium, likes jazz and guns, is college educated, workes in a fish store in England, and is a virgin from Guam who doesn't have Ithyphallophobia. That should do it. No ugly woman on here anyway.




    Queenofyourdreams write:
    Here are some fun facts about men and women...

    Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. (no wonder I have been eating so much chocolate)

    Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium! (still thinking about the chocolate)

    Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't. (Note to self-must read romance novels)

    A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. (so that explains that after five shadow)

    Jazz fans and gun owners are among the most sexually active Americans. (Who researches this kind of stuff anyway?)

    Exhibitionists are most likely to be married men! (We see that here)

    The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester. (Wonder where their hand is?)

    Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex. (Can you hear the guys clicking back on all the gals profiles to check their educations?)

    Topless sales women are legal in Liverpool England-but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course...)

    Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds (So guys, what are you thinking about NOW?)

    "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. (No men with that problem at this site)

    There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time. (so do the old virgins get it for free?)
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  • View author's info posted on Sep 15, 2006 16:12


    Here are some fun facts about men and women...

    Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. (no wonder I have been eating so much chocolate)

    Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium! (still thinking about the chocolate)

    Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't. (Note to self-must read romance novels)

    A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. (so that explains that after five shadow)

    Jazz fans and gun owners are among the most sexually active Americans. (Who researches this kind of stuff anyway?)

    Exhibitionists are most likely to be married men! (We see that here)

    The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester. (Wonder where their hand is?)

    Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex. (Can you hear the guys clicking back on all the gals profiles to check their educations?)

    Topless sales women are legal in Liverpool England-but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course...)

    Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds (So guys, what are you thinking about NOW?)

    "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. (No men with that problem at this site)

    There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time. (so do the old virgins get it for free?)
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