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Open letter to the women I never wrote back
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Posted on Wed, Jul 20, 2005 16:26

Hello and thanks for stopping by - - - I really do appreciate it! If you wrote to me recently and you did not hear back from me, and wonder why I did not write back . . . here is why.

1. You are married, in a relationship, suggesting I "ask you" about your marital status, or looking for a threesome. I am looking for Ms. Right. GO AWAY.
2. No profile photo (unless you state a really, really good reason for not including it, and IMMEDIATELY follow up with a DECENT photo in an email)
3. You just sent me porn, asked me for photos of my feet, or otherwise set an uncomfortable tone in your email.
4. I don't care how big your boat is or how big your party is or how fabulous your vacation plans are . . . if I don't know you, I am not joining you anywhere.
5. You have "looking for fun" anywhere in your profile.
6. You obviously didn't read MY profile - - I'm very clear about what I'm looking for, so PLEASE read my profile first, if you obviously didn't read it, you do not get the courtesy of a reply.
7. You only winked. I'm busy responding to thoughtful emails, so maybe I'll get around to your wink . . . someday . . . maybe not.
8. You live a zillion miles away.

Please understand that any time a young, handsome, pot-bellied man posts his profile on this site, it's akin to throwing chum in a shark tank. Our inboxes are full, and although we'd love to find the time to send thoughtful replies to everyone, we just don't have the time, and we have to make choices. SO, local, thoughtful, considerate, genuine souls move straight to the head of the line, leaving the rest of you in the back, wondering what happened. I'm sorry, it's harsh, but that is just the way it is. It's a jungle out there.



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Posted on Fri, Jul 22, 2005 01:58


ScrippsRanchMel write:

Minerva415 write:
Hi Knock.... never heard that song.
Well, I was just teasing the boys here. They're cute. LOL
Mel's post - although humourous - had a lot of truth in it - some of that applies to us too. Although my profile is a bit silly - not serious like his - but I don't care that much if it doesn't work. But also, I live so far away that 99% of men get put off.... (Luxembourg?? where in the heck is THAT??) LOL... Although I did get a nice email from a nice attractive guy today saying : WOW!! I finally found someone from Luxembourg!
That was nice! Someone who knows where Luxembourg is!



I don't deserve credit for this thread. Ms. GoodLife started another thread regarding males. I was being a little devious, copied the thread word-for-word and changed the male references to female.

I am a good scholar. I quote my references.



Oh you Brat!! LOL



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 19:07


Minerva415 write:
Hi Knock.... never heard that song.
Well, I was just teasing the boys here. They're cute. LOL
Mel's post - although humourous - had a lot of truth in it - some of that applies to us too. Although my profile is a bit silly - not serious like his - but I don't care that much if it doesn't work. But also, I live so far away that 99% of men get put off.... (Luxembourg?? where in the heck is THAT??) LOL... Although I did get a nice email from a nice attractive guy today saying : WOW!! I finally found someone from Luxembourg!
That was nice! Someone who knows where Luxembourg is!



I don't deserve credit for this thread. Ms. GoodLife started another thread regarding males. I was being a little devious, copied the thread word-for-word and changed the male references to female.

I am a good scholar. I quote my references.



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 19:00

Hi SpeedDallas, I think I probably apply to number 6, 7 and definitely #8 in Mels list for you but my curious nature got the best of me. Even though I had previously viewed your profile it was prior to the vegetable being used as sun glasses. I had to go back and check it out - thanks for the good laugh. I love your response by putting that picture up. Good sense of humor....

  


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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 17:39


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Oh, Mel, Is that why you didn't reply to my email, I'm too far away? Or did it just get lost in cyber space? I knew I shouldn't have sent you the porn pics. DANG! When will I ever learn? By the way, can I borrow your red evening dress for Columbus? LOL



thats a great idea,,it will probably look better on you than Mel anyway..heehee



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 15:49

Oh, Mel, Is that why you didn't reply to my email, I'm too far away? Or did it just get lost in cyber space? I knew I shouldn't have sent you the porn pics. DANG! When will I ever learn? By the way, can I borrow your red evening dress for Columbus? LOL



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 14:05

Hi Knock.... never heard that song.
Well, I was just teasing the boys here. They're cute. LOL
Mel's post - although humourous - had a lot of truth in it - some of that applies to us too. Although my profile is a bit silly - not serious like his - but I don't care that much if it doesn't work. But also, I live so far away that 99% of men get put off.... (Luxembourg?? where in the heck is THAT??) LOL... Although I did get a nice email from a nice attractive guy today saying : WOW!! I finally found someone from Luxembourg!
That was nice! Someone who knows where Luxembourg is!

  


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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 13:30


Minerva415 write:
You guys are a riot. But if I may venture a bit further and say that now we all are convinced that you are being bombarded with emails and winks and flowers and .. what? no flowers..??
All these women at your feet ... - especially yours Mel... ;-) so many women begging for a chance....
Clever ploy laddies....



Good one Minerva. Your post remind me of the song "Gloria" by Laura Branigan.

Remember this verse:

"If everybody wants you why isn't anybody calling?" You don't have to answer, leave them hanging on the line.

In fact this entire thread resembles that song. I searched the lyrics on the internet and it goes as follow...


Lyrics for: Gloria

Gloria, you're always on the run now
Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow
I think you've got to slow down before you start to blow it
I think you're headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it
You really don't remember, was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, Gloria, how's it gonna go down?
Will you meet him on the main line, or will you catch him on the rebound?
Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon?
Feel your innocence slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back soon
And you really don't remember, was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
(Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria)
(Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria) ... [fade out]



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 13:24


thegoodlife2005 write:
Come on, guys, help me out here . . . I just got an email from a woman offering me money for sex. Do I need to add this to my list? Am I flypaper for freaks? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY PROFILE?



Either she was pulling your leg(where's your sense of humor) or gauging the depth and limitations of your principals and intregity. Perhaps both...who knows??

Nevertheless don't spend another second pondering your pretty head over your profile. You have no control over how others will intrepret you as a person. From what I've seen you're very good-natured. Besides anyone born in Park Ridge is alright with me.

K3T



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 13:13


SpeedDallas write:
Nothing wrong with it, but it reads like someone searching for a Sugardaddy. If that's what you are looking for it's pretty good. If not then you might want to adjust it.



Darling . . . I genuinely LIKE older men, and prefer them to younger ones (check out my posts on topics having to do with age if you don't believe me). And I AM genuinely spoiled, having been in some wonderful relationships with wonderful men, and I don't need to compromise my standards just to have a man . . . after all, I have cats for cuddling, and a vibrator to put me to sleep at night . . . so any man who wants my time had better have something great to offer, because baby, I am SET!

I suppose if I didn't have a six-figure income myself, I could see how one might conclude I'm looking for a cash machine, but I'm not . . . I thought I was clear about that in my profile . . . maybe not! Thanks . . . gotta check that out . . .



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 13:03

Nothing wrong with it, but it reads like someone searching for a Sugardaddy. If that's what you are looking for it's pretty good. If not then you might want to adjust it.



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 12:57


thegoodlife2005 write:
Come on, guys, help me out here . . . I just got an email from a woman offering me money for sex. Do I need to add this to my list? Am I flypaper for freaks? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY PROFILE?



Maybe it is this quote "Sweet, sensual, happy, blue-eyed redhead looking for a high-energy, extroverted gentleman who will snatch the book out of my hands, grab me by the wrist and take me around the world"


Maybe the words senusal and high-energy did the trick. How much did she offer?



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 12:41

Come on, guys, help me out here . . . I just got an email from a woman offering me money for sex. Do I need to add this to my list? Am I flypaper for freaks? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY PROFILE?



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 11:32

You guys are a riot. But if I may venture a bit further and say that now we all are convinced that you are being bombarded with emails and winks and flowers and .. what? no flowers..??
All these women at your feet ... - especially yours Mel... ;-) so many women begging for a chance....
Clever ploy laddies....

  


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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 08:18

awwwwwwww . . . so tempting . . . if I recall correctly I had already made plans for that weekend.

But if you ever throw an EAST COAST party I'm THERE!



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 08:10


thegoodlife2005 write:
very cute, guys!

Hey Goodlife are you going to the Columbus Meeting...we need more women to go!!!



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 08:09

BOYS BOYS BOYS What are we gonna do with them?

  


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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 07:45


thegoodlife2005 write:
very cute, guys!



Sometimes Jersey girls get their punctuation marks wrong. Let me help you. The sentence should read

very cute guys!



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 05:56

very cute, guys!

  


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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 05:17

Thank you, I thought to do the same thing adding I'm 42, and clearly very handsome, and built, and as I state in my profile I'd like a woman from 42-70 who is financially stable, and very generous, but I'm not looking for a sugarmommie and I'm not a gigilo...

PS- Please don't let my constant anti-female rants scare you away ladies.



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