Open letter to the women I never wrote back Message Board

  • View author's info posted on Jul 21, 2005 19:00


    Hi SpeedDallas, I think I probably apply to number 6, 7 and definitely #8 in Mels list for you but my curious nature got the best of me. Even though I had previously viewed your profile it was prior to the vegetable being used as sun glasses. I had to go back and check it out - thanks for the good laugh. I love your response by putting that picture up. Good sense of humor....
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  • View author's info posted on Jul 21, 2005 13:30



    Minerva415 write:
    You guys are a riot. But if I may venture a bit further and say that now we all are convinced that you are being bombarded with emails and winks and flowers and .. what? no flowers..??
    All these women at your feet ... - especially yours Mel... ;-) so many women begging for a chance....
    Clever ploy laddies....



    Good one Minerva. Your post remind me of the song "Gloria" by Laura Branigan.

    Remember this verse:

    "If everybody wants you why isn't anybody calling?" You don't have to answer, leave them hanging on the line.

    In fact this entire thread resembles that song. I searched the lyrics on the internet and it goes as follow...


    Lyrics for: Gloria

    Gloria, you're always on the run now
    Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow
    I think you've got to slow down before you start to blow it
    I think you're headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it
    You really don't remember, was it something that he said?
    Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
    Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
    If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
    You don't have to answer
    Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
    Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
    I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
    But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
    Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
    A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, Gloria, how's it gonna go down?
    Will you meet him on the main line, or will you catch him on the rebound?
    Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon?
    Feel your innocence slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back soon
    And you really don't remember, was it something that he said?
    Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
    Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
    If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
    You don't have to answer
    Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
    Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
    I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
    But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
    Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
    (Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria)
    (Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria) ... [fade out]
  • View author's info posted on Jul 21, 2005 13:24



    thegoodlife2005 write:
    Come on, guys, help me out here . . . I just got an email from a woman offering me money for sex. Do I need to add this to my list? Am I flypaper for freaks? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY PROFILE?



    Either she was pulling your leg(where's your sense of humor) or gauging the depth and limitations of your principals and intregity. Perhaps both...who knows??

    Nevertheless don't spend another second pondering your pretty head over your profile. You have no control over how others will intrepret you as a person. From what I've seen you're very good-natured. Besides anyone born in Park Ridge is alright with me.

    K3T
  • View author's info Recommended posted on Jul 21, 2005 13:03


    Nothing wrong with it, but it reads like someone searching for a Sugardaddy. If that's what you are looking for it's pretty good. If not then you might want to adjust it.
  • View author's info posted on Jul 21, 2005 08:10



    thegoodlife2005 write:
    very cute, guys!

    Hey Goodlife are you going to the Columbus Meeting...we need more women to go!!!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 21, 2005 08:09


    BOYS BOYS BOYS What are we gonna do with them?
  • View author's info Recommended posted on Jul 21, 2005 05:17


    Thank you, I thought to do the same thing adding I'm 42, and clearly very handsome, and built, and as I state in my profile I'd like a woman from 42-70 who is financially stable, and very generous, but I'm not looking for a sugarmommie and I'm not a gigilo...

    PS- Please don't let my constant anti-female rants scare you away ladies.
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