What I Love About Monkeys... Dating Wealthy Men / Women

  • View author's info posted on Oct 11, 2005 05:32


    you all crack me up, monkeys huh, How about those rally Monkies, An. Angels, hhheeehhheee.I love the term,
    hear no evil
    speek no evil
    see no evil
    with those silly monkeys sitting around...
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  • View author's info posted on Aug 19, 2005 17:10


    You guys are funny - thanks for the laugh!

    This was the first message board I went onto - I am LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

    Friggin "3 way monkey love" in the luggage room - priceless.

    thanks again!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 12, 2005 00:45


    We are all just sitting back and watching you guys, and thinking of that old saying, monkey see, monkey do.


    lololol
  • View author's info posted on Jul 26, 2005 20:38



    Cub39 write:

    katiegrl write:

    I would never punch Mel in an airport! I would chase him and YOU around an airline terminal ... but there would be no fisticuffs. I LUV YOU GUYS!



    Awwwww. ! It would appear you are suggesting a threesome of monkey love. But I don't do airports...except maybe the lost luggage room.



    Ohhhhhhhhhh, THAT was too good! LMAO
  • View author's info posted on Jul 26, 2005 00:32



    Cub39 write:

    katiegrl write:

    Cub39 write:
    The love affair continues....



    Hey! No comments from the peanut gallery!




    I am just saying that you two create so much energy with each other! If you met I envision you running towards each other through the airport arms extended
    in joy until the last second when Katie clenches her fist and punches Mel then bowls him over and he writhes around in agony while she leans down towards him and bellows out a loud and aggressive monkey holler that stops everyone in their tracks. Priceless, you could sell tickets! yeah like I was saying, you guys have energy.



    I would never punch Mel in an airport! I would chase him and YOU around an airline terminal ... but there would be no fisticuffs. I LUV YOU GUYS!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 20, 2005 22:08



    colorfulenergy write:
    Oh you guys made my day. I was a little bit down today until I stumbled across these posts.



    Color..... don't ever get on Mel's .... uh, good side. He will PICK on you unmercifully and just assume you have a sense of humour. And you know what they say about "ASSuming!!"

    It's a damn good thing he, and his minnions - Cub, Look, Ug, wwwwwwwww and the ones on vacation, are so cute OR THEY WOULD JUST BE IN BIG TROUBLE!!!

    And that ... (thanks to Statuesque) is no horse pucky!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 19, 2005 19:52



    Cub39 write:
    The love affair continues....



    Hey! No comments from the peanut gallery!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 19, 2005 19:47



    maayan write:
    Mel, Cubby, you two are horrid guys!!! Or should I say chickened by 'love'?

    Katie, I just saw the real Mel ... he's one goodlooking animal really!!



    Perhaps so, Maayan ... but quite infuriating all the same.
  • View author's info posted on Jul 19, 2005 13:53


    Oh you guys made my day. I was a little bit down today until I stumbled across these posts.
  • View author's info posted on Jul 19, 2005 01:07



    ScrippsRanchMel write:
    What are just SOME of the things I love about monkeys?

    - they can reach high-up things...
    - they'll open a tight jar lid for me if I ask even tho my strong little hand can get it open alone...
    - they are all experts at utilizing a remote control device...
    - they are not complicated (in a nice way)...
    - they will finish eating anything I'm too full to eat myself ...
    - they sometimes need to be dressed, like a Ken doll, if we're "just going out to buy groceries!"
    - they are "in charge" of the lawnmower, Bar-B-Que and any other electrical or electronic thing that comes with instructions.
    - they might forget Valentine's Day but they'll remember I love bannanas too.

    There are more reasons I love monkeys. I'll tell you if you tell me.



    STOP MOCKING ME, MEL .....MEL! I'M GONNA TELL ON YOU! No, better still! ..... I'll draw another body for your head ... and you will not be PLEASED!!!!

    Oh, who am I kidding.....

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