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PICK-UP LINES THAT DO NOT WORK!
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Posted on Sun, Jul 17, 2005 18:05

Honey, you must be wearing tennis shoes cause you been running through my mind all day!



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Posted on Thu, Aug 04, 2005 18:28

Would you like to see my make-up?

  


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Posted on Thu, Aug 04, 2005 16:32

The funnies one Ive heard in recent months is...What are you doing for the rest of your life?



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Posted on Thu, Aug 04, 2005 15:52


TheCatsMeow65 write:
How about pick up lines that work? lol



No woman has ever used a pick-up line for me (other than "hello") and I have never used one (how do you keep from laughing?) So have any of used any lately or have any been used on you? And were you able to keep from laughing. You know I am just a country boy who does not know big city ways.



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Posted on Thu, Aug 04, 2005 09:21

MEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWW PURRRRRRRRRRRRRR



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Posted on Thu, Aug 04, 2005 06:19

How about pick up lines that work? lol
Ill be back!!! hahahahahah
Lil brother B hahahaah



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Posted on Sat, Jul 23, 2005 17:50

Would you like to support canibalism and eat me?



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Posted on Fri, Jul 22, 2005 14:49

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight!

What time do you have to be back to heaven?

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed from you until I am 20!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!

Could you please step away from the bar?
You're melting all the ice

Do You sleep on your stomach?
You don't? Can I?

Get your coat!
You've scored!

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!

Whoops! Sorry! I thought that was a braille name tag!



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Posted on Fri, Jul 22, 2005 14:35

Honey as long as I got a face you've got a place to sit!



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 22:43


TheCatsMeow65 write:

DScoular write:
Pick up line to be used on Cat:

"I thought I saw a puddytat"

Then you might see me w/a yellow feather hanging outta my mouth...pth pth pth


Go get em lisa eat the tweety (sweety) rotflmao






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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 21:12

Your face or mine?



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 20:10

Do you beleive in the here-after?

Well then, you know what I'm here after.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 18:44


DScoular write:
Pick up line to be used on Cat:

"I thought I saw a puddytat"

Then you might see me w/a yellow feather hanging outta my mouth...pth pth pth



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 18:31

Pick up line to be used on Cat:

"I thought I saw a puddytat"



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 18:17

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Would you like to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my baggage.

Hi, will you help me look for my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel across the street.

If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie.

Is your name Summer? Cause you look hot as hell

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

The word is legs. Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

Your Daddy must play the trumpet cause he sure made me h o r n y!



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 08:34


NYCHICK write:
oh lord the all time best was

nice shoes wanna fk...how bad was that??

i knew i shouldnt have used that line on him damit

LOL Too funny!!! hahaha



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Posted on Mon, Jul 18, 2005 21:45

oh lord the all time best was

nice shoes wanna fk...how bad was that??

i knew i shouldnt have used that line on him damit



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Posted on Mon, Jul 18, 2005 21:42


LOOKATME2 write:
Honey, you must be wearing tennis shoes cause you been running through my mind all day!

worked on me ed



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Posted on Mon, Jul 18, 2005 02:12


ScrippsRanchMel write:

TheCatsMeow65 write:
Hey baby, where you been all my life?



Hey! You used that line on me last week.

Shhhh you aren't suppose to be giving away my secrets

  


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Posted on Sun, Jul 17, 2005 20:51

Who's your daddy?



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