ORNERY RYHMES, RIDDLES AND POEMS FOR FUN! Message Board

  • View author's info Author posted on Jul 17, 2005 15:04


    Look into my nose
    My sweet little bears
    As you will notice
    There is not much hair

    Looking for love
    In poems and threads
    There must be bumps
    On little bears heads

    Look into the sun
    For poems and fun
    As you will notice
    The sum is for one

    Looking for two
    is better than blue
    You are for fun
    And two is for you

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  • View author's info posted on Jul 20, 2005 21:05


    Old mother Hubbard
    went to the cubbard
    to get the poor dog a bone

    Old mother Hubbard bent over
    and Rover took over
    and gave her a bone of his own
  • View author's info posted on Jul 19, 2005 17:47



    billzeke write:

    petiteone39 write:
    I love nursery rhymes and being a first grade teacher allows me the chance to read them regularly to the children. Jack and Jill is my favorite.

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill,
    To have little fun.
    Jill, that dill
    Forgot her pill,
    And now they have a son.

    and the other version is....

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    just to have some fun
    Jill came down all pis*sed off
    cause Jack couldn't make her c*um!



    How are these versions, Petite?

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    each had a buck and a quarter
    Jill came down with 2 1/2
    they didn't go up there for water.

    Mary had a little sheep
    she took it to bed with her to sleep
    The sheep turned out to be a ram
    Mary had a little lamb

    Now those are the critical thinking kind of nursery rhymes Bill. At least for my brain.
  • View author's info posted on Jul 19, 2005 16:24



    petiteone39 write:
    I love nursery rhymes and being a first grade teacher allows me the chance to read them regularly to the children. Jack and Jill is my favorite.

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill,
    To have little fun.
    Jill, that dill
    Forgot her pill,
    And now they have a son.

    and the other version is....

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    just to have some fun
    Jill came down all pis*sed off
    cause Jack couldn't make her c*um!



    How are these versions, Petite?

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    each had a buck and a quarter
    Jill came down with 2 1/2
    they didn't go up there for water.

    Mary had a little sheep
    she took it to bed with her to sleep
    The sheep turned out to be a ram
    Mary had a little lamb
  • View author's info posted on Jul 19, 2005 13:26


    I love nursery rhymes and being a first grade teacher allows me the chance to read them regularly to the children. Jack and Jill is my favorite.

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill,
    To have little fun.
    Jill, that dill
    Forgot her pill,
    And now they have a son.

    and the other version is....

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    just to have some fun
    Jill came down all pis*sed off
    cause Jack couldn't make her c*um!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 19, 2005 08:30


    Little Boy Blue
    please blow your nose.
    It drips like a faucet
    and sprays like a hose.
    Your brother and sister
    are getting upset,
    so please blow your nose-
    'cause you're getting them wet!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 18, 2005 21:48


    I was Elle
    not feelin well
    lousy week
    so she speaks
    then she fell
  • View author's info posted on Jul 17, 2005 21:17


    You're a bow wow baby...I think you got rabies...you think you're touching me...YOU MUST BE CRAZY! You got your nerve to think you wanna be my man...
  • View author's info posted on Jul 17, 2005 18:28


    There once was a girl named Bella
    Oh not one bit "mundane" I tellya
    She had many posts
    and posted till she was toast
    then she decided it was hella
  • View author's info posted on Jul 17, 2005 16:01



    fun4two write:
    There once was a man from Nantucket ...

    ...

    ...

    ...
    There once was a lady from Dallas,
    ....
    ....

    nevermind ... {{blushing}} ...

    ~Smiles

  • View author's info posted on Jul 17, 2005 15:07


    Peggy had a little pig
    She kept it fat and plastered
    And when the price of pork went up
    She shot the little b a s t a r d

    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead
    Now it goes to school with her
    Between two hunks of bread

    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All the kings horses
    And all the kings men
    Had scrambled eggs
    For breakfast again

    Hey diddle diddle the cat took a piddle
    All over the bedside clock
    The little dog laughed to see such fun
    Then died of electric shock

    Georgie Porgy Pudding Pie
    Kissed the girls and made them cry
    And when the boys cames out to play
    He kissed them too cause he was gay

    There was a little girl who had a little curl
    Right in the middle of her forehead
    When she was good, she was very good
    But when she was bad
    She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car
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