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ORNERY RYHMES, RIDDLES AND POEMS FOR FUN!
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Posted on Sun, Jul 17, 2005 15:04

Look into my nose
My sweet little bears
As you will notice
There is not much hair

Looking for love
In poems and threads
There must be bumps
On little bears heads

Look into the sun
For poems and fun
As you will notice
The sum is for one

Looking for two
is better than blue
You are for fun
And two is for you

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Posted on Wed, Jul 20, 2005 21:05

Old mother Hubbard
went to the cubbard
to get the poor dog a bone

Old mother Hubbard bent over
and Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 17:47


billzeke write:

petiteone39 write:
I love nursery rhymes and being a first grade teacher allows me the chance to read them regularly to the children. Jack and Jill is my favorite.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.

and the other version is....

Jack and Jill went up the hill
just to have some fun
Jill came down all pis*sed off
cause Jack couldn't make her c*um!



How are these versions, Petite?

Jack and Jill went up the hill
each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2 1/2
they didn't go up there for water.

Mary had a little sheep
she took it to bed with her to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb

Now those are the critical thinking kind of nursery rhymes Bill. At least for my brain.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 16:24


petiteone39 write:
I love nursery rhymes and being a first grade teacher allows me the chance to read them regularly to the children. Jack and Jill is my favorite.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.

and the other version is....

Jack and Jill went up the hill
just to have some fun
Jill came down all pis*sed off
cause Jack couldn't make her c*um!



How are these versions, Petite?

Jack and Jill went up the hill
each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2 1/2
they didn't go up there for water.

Mary had a little sheep
she took it to bed with her to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 13:26

I love nursery rhymes and being a first grade teacher allows me the chance to read them regularly to the children. Jack and Jill is my favorite.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.

and the other version is....

Jack and Jill went up the hill
just to have some fun
Jill came down all pis*sed off
cause Jack couldn't make her c*um!



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 08:30

Little Boy Blue
please blow your nose.
It drips like a faucet
and sprays like a hose.
Your brother and sister
are getting upset,
so please blow your nose-
'cause you're getting them wet!



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Posted on Mon, Jul 18, 2005 21:48

I was Elle
not feelin well
lousy week
so she speaks
then she fell



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Posted on Sun, Jul 17, 2005 21:17

You're a bow wow baby...I think you got rabies...you think you're touching me...YOU MUST BE CRAZY! You got your nerve to think you wanna be my man...



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Posted on Sun, Jul 17, 2005 18:28

There once was a girl named Bella
Oh not one bit "mundane" I tellya
She had many posts
and posted till she was toast
then she decided it was hella

  


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Posted on Sun, Jul 17, 2005 16:58

Little boy blue,
He had to , he needed the money

Jack and Jill went up a hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2.50



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Posted on Sun, Jul 17, 2005 16:01


fun4two write:
There once was a man from Nantucket ...

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There once was a lady from Dallas,
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nevermind ... {{blushing}} ...

~Smiles



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Posted on Sun, Jul 17, 2005 15:07

Peggy had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered
And when the price of pork went up
She shot the little b a s t a r d

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses
And all the kings men
Had scrambled eggs
For breakfast again

Hey diddle diddle the cat took a piddle
All over the bedside clock
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock

Georgie Porgy Pudding Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
And when the boys cames out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good, she was very good
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car



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