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PMS THREAD..no MEN allowed!
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Posted on Sun, Jul 17, 2005 12:45

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's my driving--call 1-800-***-****."

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

11. Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage.

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If I(women) want to discuss Bush being a damn criminal, I can...and I better not hear a damn man's arguement.
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No men on here thinking they are always right. Only women on here are allowed to be right. End of story.
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Any man that comes on this thread will be fuc*ked with in a major way. Don't even think about it.



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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 18:04


Suni2005 write:

TheCatsMeow65 write:
Here it is



ROFLMAOPIMP...do we know the same people?!?!?!

OMG that is so flippin funny that we posted the same pic lmao



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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 16:13


TheCatsMeow65 write:
Here it is



ROFLMAOPIMP...do we know the same people?!?!?!



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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 16:12

I know y'all probably think I'm a little bit of a sicko with all the photos and jokes I have but seriously...everything I have people sent me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. *snicker*

Another version Cat.

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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 16:11

Here it is

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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 16:09


Suni2005 write:
Even though I don't have PMS anymore...divorced that problem...I still have "fond" memories of how it was. :))))

I like that one...let me see if I can find the other version



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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 16:06

Even though I don't have PMS anymore...divorced that problem...I still have "fond" memories of how it was. :))))

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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 11:00


petiteone39 write:

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petiteone39 write:
Angie...you know what they say...women friends that hang out together tend to end up having their cycles together or close. One day all the MM women on the forums may be PMS'g ALL on the SAME day! LOL Wouldn't that be hilarious? Look out guys! lol



Ladies,
When I first got my period I had bad PMS cramps, my mum gave me this Chinese herb 'Dong Quai' and after that I had no problems with PMS at all...this is the Chinese women's HRT too, they now come in pill form by Solgar.

I must be on the same timelife as you guys. Bonnie does that Solgar take away bit*chiness too or just cramps?



Petite,
If the cramp causes bit*chiness , it might...lol ..but I think the bit*ch in us is what make us that much more interesting, who wants to be a butch?

Cat,
Solgar which sells 'Dong Quai' in pill form is an American company. YOu should be able to find it at a good health shop near you.



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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 08:45

There is a full-moon out there...Trust me I gave someone a piece of my mind last night GRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWWWWWWWL



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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 08:43


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Cat, are we on the same cycle? Can I borrow your claws, but frankly I've no one to scratch. May not PMS, may be that full moon out there!!! I think I goona go to the "Go naked thread", if I can find it. See ya'all there.

Ya know how they say when women hang around they end up on the same cycle!



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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 08:42


Bonnie88 write:

sharp1 write:

petiteone39 write:
Angie...you know what they say...women friends that hang out together tend to end up having their cycles together or close. One day all the MM women on the forums may be PMS'g ALL on the SAME day! LOL Wouldn't that be hilarious? Look out guys! lol



Ladies,
When I first got my period I had bad PMS cramps, my mum gave me this Chinese herb 'Dong Quai' and after that I had no problems with PMS at all...this is the Chinese women's HRT too, they now come in pill form by Solgar.

I wonder if they have those in the states



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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 07:02


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maayan write:
Cat, are we on the same cycle? Can I borrow your claws, but frankly I've no one to scratch. May not PMS, may be that full moon out there!!! I think I goona go to the "Go naked thread", if I can find it. See ya'all there.



where is the naked thread? did i mis that one?

hahahaha.I think she is tricking us. Why don't we create one? Trust me I would have found the naked thread by now.....Maayan, you bad girl.



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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 06:58


maayan write:
Cat, are we on the same cycle? Can I borrow your claws, but frankly I've no one to scratch. May not PMS, may be that full moon out there!!! I think I goona go to the "Go naked thread", if I can find it. See ya'all there.



where is the naked thread? did i mis that one?

  


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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 06:33


Bonnie88 write:

sharp1 write:

petiteone39 write:
Angie...you know what they say...women friends that hang out together tend to end up having their cycles together or close. One day all the MM women on the forums may be PMS'g ALL on the SAME day! LOL Wouldn't that be hilarious? Look out guys! lol



Ladies,
When I first got my period I had bad PMS cramps, my mum gave me this Chinese herb 'Dong Quai' and after that I had no problems with PMS at all...this is the Chinese women's HRT too, they now come in pill form by Solgar.

I must be on the same timelife as you guys. Bonnie does that Solgar take away bit*chiness too or just cramps?



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Posted on Sat, Aug 20, 2005 02:27

God can I use these darn claws on anyone? I feel the need to scratch some damn eyes out!



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Posted on Fri, Aug 19, 2005 23:57


sharp1 write:

petiteone39 write:
Angie...you know what they say...women friends that hang out together tend to end up having their cycles together or close. One day all the MM women on the forums may be PMS'g ALL on the SAME day! LOL Wouldn't that be hilarious? Look out guys! lol



Ladies,
When I first got my period I had bad PMS cramps, my mum gave me this Chinese herb 'Dong Quai' and after that I had no problems with PMS at all...this is the Chinese women's HRT too, they now come in pill form by Solgar.



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Posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2005 17:23

Yep knew I'd find this thread...Ya know a woman has to keep it alive once a month! Anyone for chocholate?

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Posted on Wed, Jul 27, 2005 04:57


Foraladie write:

Toonces write:

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Toonces write:

News you can use:
A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his azz while he is on fire.

Only one day? What's your excuse for the rest of the month? LOL At work they ask me (jokingly of course) Why is Bit*ch being a Linda today? Only they ask nearly every day (it's 'cause they think I'm a smartazz, can you imagine that? LMAO)

Linda you crack me up, I'm rolling on the floor here! Looking forward to meeting in Columbus, I hope some of your bit*chy smartazz personality shines through there!

This is generally my attitude towards others when experiencing PMS for the day or two that I have it:

Oh, I have been wound up tight the last few days, probably because I'm looking forward to this trip. Everyone at work thinks I'm on drugs or something - NOT! I can hardly wait to meet everyone!



On Drugs like this?

Yep, thats the kind of drugs I think they mean, the cat ate my prozac (but he didn't get all of it) HAHAHAHAHAHHA! LOL



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Posted on Tue, Jul 26, 2005 21:18

Drugs like what - no pic - or are you referring to yourself. Hmmmmmmm? Honey, if you're the drug, then I'm addicted, and I need treatment? LMAO Do you have a 12 step program, and can I retake the program, retake the program, retake the program, retake the program if I'm not fulfilled? LOL!



Ladie ... go for it before her meds wear off! LOL

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Posted on Tue, Jul 26, 2005 21:10


Toonces write:

Foraladie write:

Toonces write:

sixfeetwtc write:

Toonces write:

News you can use:
A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his azz while he is on fire.

Only one day? What's your excuse for the rest of the month? LOL At work they ask me (jokingly of course) Why is Bit*ch being a Linda today? Only they ask nearly every day (it's 'cause they think I'm a smartazz, can you imagine that? LMAO)

Linda you crack me up, I'm rolling on the floor here! Looking forward to meeting in Columbus, I hope some of your bit*chy smartazz personality shines through there!

This is generally my attitude towards others when experiencing PMS for the day or two that I have it:

Oh, I have been wound up tight the last few days, probably because I'm looking forward to this trip. Everyone at work thinks I'm on drugs or something - NOT! I can hardly wait to meet everyone!



On Drugs like this?

Drugs like what - no pic - or are you referring to yourself. Hmmmmmmm? Honey, if you're the drug, then I'm addicted, and I need treatment? LMAO Do you have a 12 step program, and can I retake the program, retake the program, retake the program, retake the program if I'm not fulfilled? LOL!

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