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Male and Female Thingies...
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Posted on Wed, Jul 13, 2005 15:48

Imagine the English language was like French, where inanimate objects were either male or female. Also imagine YOU had to choose how to class them.

In other words, what everyday onjects do you think are definately male or female (and why).

For example:

Car tyre. Male (goes bald in old age).

The Forth Bridge. Female (tends to get repainted continuously).

Sponge. Male. (Soaks up spilt drink like, well, a sponge actually.)

Any other suggestions?



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Posted on Thu, Jul 14, 2005 18:57


sharp1 write:
Sailboat - female right? Probably because men liked to think they were in control of their women! lol



Depends on the size of the mast. And if it has a jib; it's definitely male.



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Posted on Thu, Jul 14, 2005 18:42

Sailboat - female right? Probably because men liked to think they were in control of their women! lol



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Posted on Thu, Jul 14, 2005 13:34

I guess a FLAGPOLE would be considered male.



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Posted on Thu, Jul 14, 2005 12:22

Okay, I'll take a shot. These aren't original; just what I have heard in my travels

Fire Hydrant. Female. A small, but well endowed woman.

Cigar Store Indian. Male. There's one in every bar. This is the silent, motionless guy who stands by the door with his drink watching the women enter.

Revolving Door. Female. Needs no explanation.



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Posted on Thu, Jul 14, 2005 02:42

Alpen, you... YOU... you're GOOD!! (stealing the line from Analyse This)
I read the title of the thread and of COURSE thought it was something naughty so immediately jumped in - LOL!!
Just goes to show ya... my mind is in the gutter.... again...
But I love this idea - it's a hoot! LOL
Now I have to think about this.... hmmm... I'll be back....

  


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