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Posted on Sun, Jul 10, 2005 14:55

As a musician/entertainer we get some strange requests and usually find they weren't so bad after all. Now this one has got me worried a tad..

I'm leaving for Area 51, The UFO Central HQ in Rachael, Nevada on short notice to play at a wedding. It's going to be a reception party in the town of 200 in the middle of the Nevada desert and held at the Alien Inn. I am single and leaving without notifying my family so I'm counting on my friends here at MM to come look for me if I don't post by Tuesday evening. I've never been abducted, but it sounds like fun. I will keep a close eye out for some of the fake profilers.

I am wearing blue shorts and a Dark blue Malibu Inn tank top and drink Coors Lite. We will be in a 2005 Silver Ford F-150 pick-up with a tannau cover with paper plates.

If I don't see you all again..I will put in a good word for our planet and tell them we are non-violent. And could they send some of those saucers back down here as our freeways are all screwed up. Ciao...Petee



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 03:59

Almost once..with that strange girl with eyes like pinwheels who said she'd make the world go away if we had sex. But when I told her I didn't live in a trailer park down south, she said she couldn't come visit me.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 22:40


WrightWoodPT write:
It was a rather quiet weekend at area 51. No Abductions...There were reports of a naked man running around the airstrip at night with a pilot helmet and a glow in the dark condom on waving at lights in the sky, But I guess they didn't want him.



Was the condom used? I hear they want that kind of stuff. You don't notice yourself missing any, do you WW? I lost some eggs once but they weren't taken by aliens. They were found on the PMS thread.

(nano nano)



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 22:40


Toonces write:
are you speaking in tongues?



(snort!)

  


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Posted on Wed, Jul 13, 2005 20:00


Toonces write:
are you speaking in tongues?





she said tongue



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Posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2005 23:03

It was a rather quiet weekend at area 51. No Abductions...There were reports of a naked man running around the airstrip at night with a pilot helmet and a glow in the dark condom on waving at lights in the sky, But I guess they didn't want him.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2005 17:15

I'm Back..Whew. Wierd Place.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 23:16

yes let them have their way with you and satisfy them so they will let you come back in time for ohio



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 17:10

WW i wanna pet alien too but im goin to name mine M&M blue cause I know hes gonna be blue.

If you get yourself wac*ked before Ohio we are all gonna be Pis*s*ed off.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 05:04

Geezzzz... the things people come up with... you're going to be wearing a dark blue tank top?? Well, at least it's going to match your shorts!!

Be careful of anything alien!! ;)

  


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