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Posted on Sun, Jul 10, 2005 14:55

As a musician/entertainer we get some strange requests and usually find they weren't so bad after all. Now this one has got me worried a tad..

I'm leaving for Area 51, The UFO Central HQ in Rachael, Nevada on short notice to play at a wedding. It's going to be a reception party in the town of 200 in the middle of the Nevada desert and held at the Alien Inn. I am single and leaving without notifying my family so I'm counting on my friends here at MM to come look for me if I don't post by Tuesday evening. I've never been abducted, but it sounds like fun. I will keep a close eye out for some of the fake profilers.

I am wearing blue shorts and a Dark blue Malibu Inn tank top and drink Coors Lite. We will be in a 2005 Silver Ford F-150 pick-up with a tannau cover with paper plates.

If I don't see you all again..I will put in a good word for our planet and tell them we are non-violent. And could they send some of those saucers back down here as our freeways are all screwed up. Ciao...Petee



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Posted on Thu, Jul 21, 2005 03:59

Almost once..with that strange girl with eyes like pinwheels who said she'd make the world go away if we had sex. But when I told her I didn't live in a trailer park down south, she said she couldn't come visit me.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 22:40


WrightWoodPT write:
It was a rather quiet weekend at area 51. No Abductions...There were reports of a naked man running around the airstrip at night with a pilot helmet and a glow in the dark condom on waving at lights in the sky, But I guess they didn't want him.



Was the condom used? I hear they want that kind of stuff. You don't notice yourself missing any, do you WW? I lost some eggs once but they weren't taken by aliens. They were found on the PMS thread.

(nano nano)



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 22:40


Toonces write:
are you speaking in tongues?



(snort!)

  


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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 19:46


butterflynjax write:
Ciao Petee,,, hey will you bring me? I want to go back to my home planet.

And if ya cant bring me,, will you at least get a picture of an alien because I am a little homesick.



Could you return Mary to her home planet or get her alien picture?



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Posted on Wed, Jul 13, 2005 20:00


Toonces write:
are you speaking in tongues?





she said tongue



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Posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2005 23:03

It was a rather quiet weekend at area 51. No Abductions...There were reports of a naked man running around the airstrip at night with a pilot helmet and a glow in the dark condom on waving at lights in the sky, But I guess they didn't want him.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2005 19:34

are you speaking in tongues?



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Posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2005 17:15

I'm Back..Whew. Wierd Place.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 23:16

yes let them have their way with you and satisfy them so they will let you come back in time for ohio



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 17:15

if they abduct you, we know they won't keep you long, so maybe they will get what they want from you and drop you in Columbus that weekend. Be nice to them, we want you back............



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 17:10

WW i wanna pet alien too but im goin to name mine M&M blue cause I know hes gonna be blue.

If you get yourself wac*ked before Ohio we are all gonna be Pis*s*ed off.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 05:04

Geezzzz... the things people come up with... you're going to be wearing a dark blue tank top?? Well, at least it's going to match your shorts!!

Be careful of anything alien!! ;)

  


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Posted on Sun, Jul 10, 2005 16:07

Ciao Petee,,, hey will you bring me back an Alien? I want one just like ET,, ok? i even wanna name him ET..


And if ya cant bring him back,, will you at least get a picture of one?



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