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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 17:05

Anyone who knows me, knows me and my cell phone(s) do not get along, at all. For example, a little over 2 months ago I dropped my phone into a mug of scalding hot coffee. (Don't ask how, it just happend, ok?) After some consultation with the "Wireless Specialist" we determined that the phone would work after it "dried out." Well, it did, kinda. There were "provisions" to using this phone. It didn't matter if I was talking on it, creating a text message or scheduling an appointment, the phone would cut out and turn off at any moment and then turn back on, by itself. It was f'd up, had to get a new one.

Anyway onto Part III, (I'm not mentioning Part I...lol) New phone, same Mandalay. On my way home from the golf course this evening, I decided to stop and grab a bite to eat at one of my favorite Italian restaurants. I've been going to this place for years, great food, great people and outstanding service. I always sit at the bar (since I'm always alone) so I got a drink, ordered my food and started talking to the bartender. After about 20 min. my food came. Huge plate of Veal Parm. and Pasta. As I'm eating my phone starts "buzzing" in my pocket, you know, keep it on vibrate in public areas. Put the fork down, reach in the pocket, grab the phone, say "hello" and the next thing you know, some idiot is walking behind my bar stool, hits the back of my chair, my arm goes forward, the phone flies out of my hands RIGHT INTO MY PASTA!!


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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 20:43

HAHA... that was funny... I can just see you, Mand, when the guy hits you from behind at the bar... LOL

BTW... from what I read here, I kinda noticed that men are really clumsier with their cell phones than women... hmmmmmm... hehehe

Like Fun, I've had a cell for a really long time, I had the big heavy one too... The only mishap I had with my phone is that I was running across the street to a meeting and my high heel caught in a crack in the asphalt and I went flying in the air, fell on the pavement, and my cell just flew out of my purse. I didn't even notice I had lost it until I needed it again. Needless to say that was very embarrassing... bloody knees, missing one shoe (still stuck in the crack), nylons totally destroyed... yep, really embarrassing...

  


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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 13:35


TheCatsMeow65 write:

wwwww123 write:

TheCatsMeow65 write:
OMG 5ws that is sooooooo funny!!! lol Hahahaha Condom cell...too much phone s e x?




It pays to play it safe these days.
lol

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You should have seen the looks I got when my cell phone was a big as a brick.

lolol

OMG FRICKEN FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY! ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH



OMG.... me too!!!! LMAO!! That was too funny wwwwww............

  


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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 09:17


wwwww123 write:

TheCatsMeow65 write:
OMG 5ws that is sooooooo funny!!! lol Hahahaha Condom cell...too much phone s e x?



It pays to play it safe these days.
lol

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You should have seen the looks I got when my cell phone was a big as a brick.

lolol

OMG FRICKEN FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY! ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH



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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 08:34


TheCatsMeow65 write:
OMG 5ws that is sooooooo funny!!! lol Hahahaha Condom cell...too much phone s e x?



It pays to play it safe these days.
lol

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You should have seen the looks I got when my cell phone was a big as a brick.

lolol



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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 05:21


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TheCatsMeow65 write:
OMG 5ws that is sooooooo funny!!! lol Hahahaha Condom cell...too much phone s e x?



LMAO!!! Lisa you wicked kitty.... I hadn't thought of that one!
... too much phone s-e-x......
now we know what wwwww has been up to.

OMG IM still laughing over that one lol



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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 03:26


wwwww123 write:
Just keep it in a condom, like I do.
Also get a lot attention from the ladies when you use the phone. You should see the vibrating ring on my phone. Helps get dates.

That is so funny. You dirty minded guy you! Somethings never change. LOL



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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 03:07


TheCatsMeow65 write:
OMG 5ws that is sooooooo funny!!! lol Hahahaha Condom cell...too much phone s e x?



LMAO!!! Lisa you wicked kitty.... I hadn't thought of that one!
... too much phone s-e-x......
now we know what wwwww has been up to.

  


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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 02:19

OMG 5ws that is sooooooo funny!!! lol Hahahaha Condom cell...too much phone s e x?



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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 01:30

OMG - LMAO - that was too funny Mandalay!
Great excuse for future use: Sorry I didn't call, my phone fell in my pasta!
If some woman doesn't believe you just send her here to the forums to read this thread.
wwww..... what can I say...? You've surpassed yourself here. LOL



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 22:36

Just keep it in a condom, like I do.
Also get a lot attention from the ladies when you use the phone. You should see the vibrating ring on my phone. Helps get dates.



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 20:30

Mandalay it seems you need to quit carrying that phone around. Stick it in your pocket you'll drop it get a belt clip it is safer. Less cause for attacking Pasta.

I am one on occasion to loose mine. I did that recently went and bought another one and found the good one.I think we need and independent alarm on those things. Never dropped it in water but my kids have. It's just one of those thing we have to have so off to the store for one more round..



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 20:02


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Mandalay....I have never dropped or ruined a cell phone, and Ive had one for 5 years,, I upgrade of course.

Some people are just not as mature as others, maybe you should wait until you are at least in 6th grade before you get another one.


rotflmao butter i could not agree with you more
















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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 19:48


fun4two write:
Andy~darling ...

Read below ... from Jim ...


Mandalay207 write:
Anyway onto Part III, (I'm not mentioning Part I...lol)


Discussed part II first, skips part I, then on to part III. Kinda of like your project directions ... a bit befuddled ... but readable.

Get it yet?

~Smiles



You must be on drugs because I never said anything about Jim posting cellphone stories before in the first place. So what are you talking about? You just are not making any sense. Go to bed and sleep it off.



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 19:47

You should stick with a couple of cans and a string. The worst thing that could happen is the string could get wet but in a day or so it would dry out.



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 19:20


fun4two write:
Andy~darling ...

He didn't post any previous cellphone stories ...

Start over ... read it again ...

Sheesh ... for someone so smart ... you can be dumb sometimes!!

Loves ya Babe!

~Smiles



What are you talking about? Are you on crack?



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 19:19

Jim,

Somehow I never heard about your cell phone travails before. But I laughed because we have this in common. I dropped mine in a river on my farm, the toilet, and the driveway where I promptly ran over it with my truck. That finally killed it.

Here's a tip for those of you who, like me, like to give your cellphone an occassional impromptu bathing. Turn it off first, a short can destroy it. Get out your vacuum cleaner (Petite - you can use your mouth) and su*ck on every crevice, crack, seam, and hole (cup your hand for maximum suction). You may need to do this for a good ten minutes. But it works!



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 18:05

LOOK has had 1 stolen and the thief was calling the "900" numbers

Lost 1 due to slight air headedness

Driven over and destroyed 2, both times he was running through the rain and had not noticed it had snapped off his belt,..but did notice as the tire went over it,,,CRUNCH!



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 18:04

Mandalay....I have never dropped or ruined a cell phone, and Ive had one for 5 years,, I upgrade of course.

Some people are just not as mature as others, maybe you should wait until you are at least in 6th grade before you get another one.

  


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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 17:49

Poor Mandy :( My heart goes out to you...me and my $300 bills dont like that :( I drop mine and break the carrier all the time...Then I lose the damn thing all the time in the bottom of my purse, btw the time I get the call they hang up....I forget it all the time at home...and fell in the pool w/it on the 4th :(



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