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Posted on Thu, Jun 30, 2005 10:41

INSANITY TEST Number Just how insane are you??
yes no 1 Do you consider yourself sane?
yes no 2 Are you willingly taking this test?
yes no 3 Do you ever talk to plants?
yes no 4 Do you ever talk to animals?
yes no 5 Do you ever talk to inanimate objects?
yes no 6 Do you ever talk to yourself?
yes no 7 Have you ever had a meaningful conversation with any of the above?
yes no 8 Do you ever hear voices in your head?
yes no 9 If so do you ever talk to the voices in your head?
yes no 10 Do you often not understand what the voices are talking about?
yes no 11 Have you ever been admitted to an psychiatric institution?
yes no 12 Have you ever seeked psychiatric help?
yes no 13 Do you always keep to 30 miles per hour speed limits (whilst driving a car)?
yes no 14 Do you enjoy setting fire to things?
yes no 15 If so do you prefer them to be alive?
yes no 16 Do you enjoy playing with firearms?
yes no 17 Do you wish people would allow you to play with firearms?
yes no 18 Are the buckles on your jumper too tight?
yes no 19 Do you have an unreasonable fear of Aliens?
yes no 20 Are you an Alien?
yes no 21 Do you check under your bed before you go to sleep?
yes no 22 Do people tend to stare at you?
yes no 23 Do people laugh at you behind your back?
yes no 24 Is Elvis Presley alive?
yes no 25 Have you ever flicked through the telephone directory without actually looking for anything?
yes no 26 Have you ever called directory enquiries without actually looking for anything?
yes no 27 Do you often watch TV just for the sake of it?
yes no 28 Would you be shocked to hear that your favourite 'Soap' characters are fictional?
yes no 29 Do you name your possessions? ( cars, computers, socks? )
yes no 30 Have you ever tried to play a record backwards to search for hidden messages?
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Posted on Fri, Oct 28, 2005 03:28

Petite, where are u????...LOL
Petite, where are u????...LOL

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Posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 04:17

D0mino_Gabriella write:
i had almost forgotten this thread...of course i must post on here...LOl...girls this bouquet of "cobras" is for u all....LOL...I'll post something for our guys toooooo....LOL

I saved this pic..what a classic! Wow!



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Posted on Sat, Oct 22, 2005 20:18

Hi Everyone!

Can I play here too? I promise to be on my best behavior, lol.

Ok, I will come to the dinner party too. I have to ask my personal attendant if she will help me with my white dinner jacket and tying the straps in the rear, lol. I know we could have dinner in my formal dinning room here at my hotel in the Rubber Ranch Suite. There are no sharp objects or any glass though so we can have a blast. The walls, floor, and ceiling are all rubber coated, so we can bounce off any of them all you want. And the best part is that if you do not have a dinner jacket, my personal attendant has said that there are more of them they can help you into, LMAO. Only problem with those dinner jackets is you need someone to tie the straps up in the rear. So, are we having fun yet? And Am I crazy? No I do not think so, just others do, lol. ttyl everyone
Hi Everyone!

Can I play here too? I promise to be on my best behavior, lol.

Ok, I will come to the dinner party too. I have to ask my personal attendant if she will help me with my white dinner jacket and tying the straps in the rear, lol. I know we could have dinner in my formal dinning room here at my hotel in the Rubber Ranch Suite. There are no sharp objects or any glass though so we can have a blast. The walls, floor, and ceiling are all rubber coated, so we can bounce off any of them all you want. And the best part is that if you do not have a dinner jacket, my personal attendant has said that there are more of them they can help you into, LMAO. Only problem with those dinner jackets is you need someone to tie the straps up in the rear. So, are we having fun yet? And Am I crazy? No I do not think so, just others do, lol. ttyl everyone



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Posted on Sat, Oct 22, 2005 05:45

Mensa Mate, Are you laughing with us? Or at us? Come on in, We know you like us!

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
Mensa Mate, Are you laughing with us? Or at us? Come on in, We know you like us!

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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Posted on Sat, Sep 10, 2005 23:15

Thank you all for making me laugh tonight! Wish we all lived closer..it would be much better in person!



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Posted on Sat, Sep 10, 2005 00:46

Yes to all the questions but what really makes me crazy is the sound of my own voice...lol :-)
hugs,,,

  


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Posted on Fri, Sep 09, 2005 16:38

AT LAST, AN ANSWER TO ALL OF MY PROBLEMS.




Australian researchers have concluded that sex, complex crossword puzzles, and long-distance running all help prevent dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and even Parkinson's disease by stimulating new brain cells, reports the Australian Broadcasting Corp. of a new study from the University of Queensland's Brain Institute in Canberra. Specifically, a chemical called prolactin, which is found in abundance in pregnant women, appears to promote the new cell growth in the brain. Prolactin levels also go up during sex as well.



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Posted on Thu, Sep 08, 2005 21:45

Disneyland is still on...I keep waiting for someone to step in and get me out of this..Think I'll tell them I have to work.



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Posted on Wed, Sep 07, 2005 20:18


D0mino_Gabriella write:

petiteone40 write:
INSANITY TEST Number Just how insane are you??
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...LOL...how could I ever havez missed this thread....LOL...to day is my Bday and I feel like s h i t....LOL...it will pass...


Sure wish I ould give you one for your birthday... a kiss, that is, of course... mustn't be suggestive here, no!

  


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Posted on Wed, Sep 07, 2005 03:32

girls...do u think they will censor also this pix???....LOL

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Posted on Wed, Sep 07, 2005 03:29

Thank u F4two for your wishes...would u like to make an omelette with these few eggs???....LOL... choose the right one tho!....LOL

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Posted on Mon, Sep 05, 2005 01:12


petiteone40 write:
INSANITY TEST Number Just how insane are you??
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...LOL...how could I ever havez missed this thread....LOL...to day is my Bday and I feel like s h i t....LOL...it will pass...



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Posted on Sun, Sep 04, 2005 06:12


petiteone40 write:

WrightWoodPT write:
Petty..Whoa..you're gettin crazy again..Speakin of crazy..

Zack..The guy that told me that story..Has one glass eye (from a bar fight)..rides a Harley..Drinks Jaegermeister shots like its going out of style..has paid over 75g in legal bills clearing himself in the last year alone..(that I know of)played guitar in Quiet Riot and Molly Hatchett for years..and has more funny stories than I could ever dream up..I kinda believe him. They probably dumped the culprits off at a phone booth and let the poor bus driver take the rap. That's what I would of done. I will question him next time he is sober and try to find out more. May be awhile.

BTW..He and his wife throw great parties. His friends are even crazier than him. Just glad they live three streets up.

So WW, that guy is a good friend of yours? Do you hang around more crazy or sane people? What other crazy things do they do?

Next Sunday is this guys 50th Birthday. He's borrowed a 40ft Motorhome, buying all booze and he's loading it up with all his crazy friends..(and me)and taking us all to Disneyland...He's paying for it all..Dinner..everything.

I have a bad feeling about this..This is a little too self-fulfilling prophecy...Petty will you come along and make sure I don't do anything crazy?



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Posted on Sun, Sep 04, 2005 06:12


petiteone40 write:

WrightWoodPT write:
Oh, I was looking for the deal breakers thread...But since I'm here..

I had a friend over the other night and get this..His wife had gotten a call from their 44 yr old buddy who was a Bass Player touring with a name act..and they are in NYC..in a motorhome..going over a bridge to Manhattan...and they see a double decker ferry boat..loaded with tourists...cruising under them..they stop the motorhome and hook up the sewage dump hose... and yessir..Whiskey bent and hell bound...They dump..and they laugh like no tomorrow....and get caught. The fines are enormous..They pay them..no problem.

Now we are laughing waaay too much at this story...Am I crazy too?

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

That is hilarious. How funny for those people on the boat to be getting dumped on. I can just see it now. I find those things funny...that is why I am in the crazy thread. Same thing when people fall or slip, I am always the first one laughing. Once there was an ice patch outside my house where I would watch for people to come by so I could watch them fall. How sick is that?



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Posted on Wed, Jul 20, 2005 19:05


fun4two write:

Toonces write:
call me craaazy, but I just found my perfect breakfast:

You're sitting at the table
Your son is on the cover of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Forbes.
Your boyfriend is on the cover of PlayGirl.
And your Ex-Husband is on the back of the milk carton.

LMAO



LMAO!!
When are we having breakfast Love? In a week or so?

I'd like what you're having!!

~Smiles

I think its on the menu! LOL



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Posted on Wed, Jul 20, 2005 18:03

call me craaazy, but I just found my perfect breakfast:

You're sitting at the table
Your son is on the cover of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Forbes.
Your boyfriend is on the cover of PlayGirl.
And your Ex-Husband is on the back of the milk carton.

LMAO



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Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 09:06

WIGS!?? NOW you're talking crazze:)

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Posted on Mon, Jul 18, 2005 22:12

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THAT'S FOR YOU DITSY BLONDE!!!

GLAD I COULD BE OF ASSISTANCE FUN!!!

  


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Posted on Mon, Jul 18, 2005 16:54


statuesque4u write:
Suzan this is to you mostly but to anyone else who wants to change their hair color.... Go to the wig store and try on a wig. Never do it just to do it.It is so drastic to some people.... Since you brought it up Suz just a thought whether you were serious or not......

Wow, you really are crazy..heheheheee



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