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Internet Addiction and Withdrawels
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Posted on Sat, Jun 25, 2005 11:46

These days we are all some what caught in an "Internet lifestyle", so here are some things you can do in the horrific event your ISP goes down...

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.

9. Get as*s groove in chair fixed at store.

10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!

11. Do shopping with clothes on.

12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.



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Posted on Mon, Jun 27, 2005 12:12

It's too quiet! Where is everybody?
Mandalay, Fun, seem to have left with Mas...Wake up people! lol



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Posted on Mon, Jun 27, 2005 00:07

Petty Says: "Face it baby. We're all addicts here."

After My ISP provider changed formats and the local lines got chewed up by Racoons, I was without Internet for 3 weeks while they bumbled around fixing it. After 3 days of trying to find out what happened thru Tech Support, They actually Blocked my home phone #!!
I guess I was a little hot. Just got a new Super PC up and running 4 days earlier after 2 month delay from a bad motherboard, And the first week was H*ll. After that I got so much done with work that I was amazed.
Now that I'm back up I am back to my old ways.

Can we carpool to the 12 step?



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Posted on Sun, Jun 26, 2005 10:59

"The local lines chewed up by raccoons..." hahaha, that's hilarious, WWPT! I don't even want to think about my PC going out of whack on me! I'd go nutsaroonies for sure!! But I have a back-up... I'm ALWAYS prepared... hehehe

And since I've been a non-paying member, I've been getting more work done, so until the busy season for me is over, I think I'll remain a ghost and haunt these forums for a while!!

  


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Posted on Sun, Jun 26, 2005 08:53

Wow Mel, you have a HOT woman there...you lucky boy you! You are obviously not addicted as bad as you don't feel the compulsion to pay the money each month. I can't help myself.



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Posted on Sun, Jun 26, 2005 08:50


butterflynjax write:
Andy...............dont they have something for that , now...

anti-snoring devices!






Oh but Butter they do!!! You know all those nose patches that have been invented...LOL Of course you need to always have your spouse or other half put one on so when in the morning you wake you don't break out in a chorus of laughs!!!!

  


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Posted on Sun, Jun 26, 2005 07:44

Andy...............dont they have something for that , now...

anti-snoring devices!



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Posted on Sat, Jun 25, 2005 22:09


butterflynjax write:
Well thats only because it is raining here,, all freakin day,, Im sick if this,, I should be at the pool!!!

You are right Im soo bored..thought Id create a new thread about sharing beds,,did you see it yet? Since I like to decorate, and Im sure there are a lot of women here that also do, it would be fun to share our decorating ideas.
And I wanted to also see the guys beds,, what they call their pleasure palace..
so where is yours? arent you going to share your bed with me? lmao...



Sure babe, I'll share it. Hope you don't mind my wife's snoring.



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Posted on Sat, Jun 25, 2005 17:10

When I used to smoke...I wouldn't smoke all day and then when I got home I smoked like a freak..samething with this addiction.



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Posted on Sat, Jun 25, 2005 15:48

maybe Im having post traumatic stress internet withdrawels..yes thats it..

Ok im cured already. I have beaten my addiction, I have conquered.



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Posted on Sat, Jun 25, 2005 15:46

Well thats only because it is raining here,, all freakin day,, Im sick if this,, I should be at the pool!!!

You are right Im soo bored..thought Id create a new thread about sharing beds,,did you see it yet? Since I like to decorate, and Im sure there are a lot of women here that also do, it would be fun to share our decorating ideas.
And I wanted to also see the guys beds,, what they call their pleasure palace..
so where is yours? arent you going to share your bed with me? lmao...



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Posted on Sat, Jun 25, 2005 14:49


butterflynjax write:
Excuse me missy,, but I once thought Iwas addicted... until just the other day, I started beck to work, and low and behold..I was wrong!!

I was fine..in fact I didnt even think about it all day,, sure I missed it,, but I really thought that it would be on my mind.
In fact I didnt even get on until much later after I got home..so there!!
(sticking my tongue out at you)

I thought I would need a 12 step,,but im cured,,all by myself! hahaha!!!



Hmmm. Sure babe. Whateva you say. It's obvious.

Couldn't help littering the forum with countless posts today though to make up for it could you?

Face it baby. We're all addicts here.



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Posted on Sat, Jun 25, 2005 14:41

Excuse me missy,, but I once thought Iwas addicted... until just the other day, I started beck to work, and low and behold..I was wrong!!

I was fine..in fact I didnt even think about it all day,, sure I missed it,, but I really thought that it would be on my mind.
In fact I didnt even get on until much later after I got home..so there!!
(sticking my tongue out at you)

I thought I would need a 12 step,,but im cured,,all by myself! hahaha!!!



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Posted on Sat, Jun 25, 2005 13:10

Sweet Petite,

You NEED to get outside. The computer is fun but there are people, trees, and animals to see.

I say this while it is sunny and warm in San Diego. I need to take my own advice and go outside.

Love you like a good carne asada burrito,

Mel

P.S. I guess what my closing statement indicates is you are good to the last bite. Munch!

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