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Internet Addiction and Withdrawels
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Posted on Sat, Jun 25, 2005 11:46

These days we are all some what caught in an "Internet lifestyle", so here are some things you can do in the horrific event your ISP goes down...

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.

9. Get as*s groove in chair fixed at store.

10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!

11. Do shopping with clothes on.

12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.



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Posted on Mon, Jun 27, 2005 00:07

Petty Says: "Face it baby. We're all addicts here."

After My ISP provider changed formats and the local lines got chewed up by Racoons, I was without Internet for 3 weeks while they bumbled around fixing it. After 3 days of trying to find out what happened thru Tech Support, They actually Blocked my home phone #!!
I guess I was a little hot. Just got a new Super PC up and running 4 days earlier after 2 month delay from a bad motherboard, And the first week was H*ll. After that I got so much done with work that I was amazed.
Now that I'm back up I am back to my old ways.

Can we carpool to the 12 step?



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Posted on Sun, Jun 26, 2005 10:59

"The local lines chewed up by raccoons..." hahaha, that's hilarious, WWPT! I don't even want to think about my PC going out of whack on me! I'd go nutsaroonies for sure!! But I have a back-up... I'm ALWAYS prepared... hehehe

And since I've been a non-paying member, I've been getting more work done, so until the busy season for me is over, I think I'll remain a ghost and haunt these forums for a while!!

  


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Posted on Sun, Jun 26, 2005 08:53

Wow Mel, you have a HOT woman there...you lucky boy you! You are obviously not addicted as bad as you don't feel the compulsion to pay the money each month. I can't help myself.



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Posted on Sat, Jun 25, 2005 17:10

When I used to smoke...I wouldn't smoke all day and then when I got home I smoked like a freak..samething with this addiction.



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