Mas vs. Speed....let's get ready to rrrrrrrrrrrrrrumble! Message Board

  • View author's info Author posted on Jun 17, 2005 15:40


    Okay, gentlemen, I want a good clean fight and.....nahhhh, forget all that. just kill each other.
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  • View author's info posted on Jun 30, 2005 21:39



    Moonray77 write:

    petiteone39 write:
    I think maybe we are all crazy, but on different crazy levels. For instance I might be a Level 2 crazy. A level 1 crazy is a person that may end up in a crazy home. Moon you would be like a crazy 4 person because you don't pay to be crazy. 5w's doesn't seem crazy at all but if he posts he becomes crazy slowly. We will all end up on a crazy 1 level in time if we keep hanging around all these crazies. I think the only people that are only a slight bit crazy are the people that left the forums with their head on straight. They realized they were headed to crazy land and recognized they better get out. It is fun being crazy and I certainly sound like it.



    Ahhhhhhhhh... I seeeeeeeee... (said the blind man to his deaf wife...); that means that if I renew, I'M GONNA BE A GONNER!!!! If I don't renew, I'm like kinda on the fence doing a balancing act... between the paying nutsaroonies and the ones that left MM just in time... Ok, I understand now... thank you for the enlightening explanation, petite... but in the case of 5w's, he would be in a level of his own and probably classified as a puzzling nutsaroonie... huh?? hehehe

    Well if you guys don't post in the crazy thread then you are pretty safe. I always thought having a job working with truly insane people would be fun. I am in awe everytime I see a lunatic talking to their self or somebody doing something bizzarre in public. It is cool the way the brain works...or in my case doesn't work. W's..you aren't crazy, trust me, I know.
  • View author's info posted on Jun 30, 2005 15:17


    petite

    I think you just make me crazy with your post. I have been trying to figure out if I am crazy, or getting there, or been there and recovering, if the world is just crazy and I am normal, or if just you and the MM folks are crazy.

    Where is that shrink when I need her?
  • View author's info posted on Jun 30, 2005 10:40



    petiteone39 write:
    I think maybe we are all crazy, but on different crazy levels. For instance I might be a Level 2 crazy. A level 1 crazy is a person that may end up in a crazy home. Moon you would be like a crazy 4 person because you don't pay to be crazy. 5w's doesn't seem crazy at all but if he posts he becomes crazy slowly. We will all end up on a crazy 1 level in time if we keep hanging around all these crazies. I think the only people that are only a slight bit crazy are the people that left the forums with their head on straight. They realized they were headed to crazy land and recognized they better get out. It is fun being crazy and I certainly sound like it.



    Ahhhhhhhhh... I seeeeeeeee... (said the blind man to his deaf wife...); that means that if I renew, I'M GONNA BE A GONNER!!!! If I don't renew, I'm like kinda on the fence doing a balancing act... between the paying nutsaroonies and the ones that left MM just in time... Ok, I understand now... thank you for the enlightening explanation, petite... but in the case of 5w's, he would be in a level of his own and probably classified as a puzzling nutsaroonie... huh?? hehehe
  • View author's info posted on Jun 30, 2005 08:47



    petiteone39 write:

    Moonray77 write:

    petiteone39 write:

    Moonray77 write:
    Oh gosh... all the certifiable nutsaroonies from the Ghost Thread are here...

    This is what Fun, Suzan wrote on the rich women thread: "And the post above yours? Who is SHE talking to? Are these people hearing voices? Strange ... I'm going to stay on the message board ... at least they admit they're crazy over there! Sheesh!!"

    ~Smiles hahahaha...we are all crazy..although crazy people think everyone is crazy so who really knows.



    HAHAHA... yeah, exactly, petite... so does that mean that nobody here really knows if everyone else is crazy???? I'm getting confused... lol

    I think maybe we are all crazy, but on different crazy levels. For instance I might be a Level 2 crazy. A level 1 crazy is a person that may end up in a crazy home. Moon you would be like a crazy 4 person because you don't pay to be crazy. 5w's doesn't seem crazy at all but if he posts he becomes crazy slowly. We will all end up on a crazy 1 level in time if we keep hanging around all these crazies. I think the only people that are only a slight bit crazy are the people that left the forums with their head on straight. They realized they were headed to crazy land and recognized they better get out. It is fun being crazy and I certainly sound like it.

    Honey I done did lost my mind a very long time ago HAHAHA
  • View author's info posted on Jun 30, 2005 08:35



    Moonray77 write:

    petiteone39 write:

    Moonray77 write:
    Oh gosh... all the certifiable nutsaroonies from the Ghost Thread are here...

    This is what Fun, Suzan wrote on the rich women thread: "And the post above yours? Who is SHE talking to? Are these people hearing voices? Strange ... I'm going to stay on the message board ... at least they admit they're crazy over there! Sheesh!!"

    ~Smiles hahahaha...we are all crazy..although crazy people think everyone is crazy so who really knows.



    HAHAHA... yeah, exactly, petite... so does that mean that nobody here really knows if everyone else is crazy???? I'm getting confused... lol

    I think maybe we are all crazy, but on different crazy levels. For instance I might be a Level 2 crazy. A level 1 crazy is a person that may end up in a crazy home. Moon you would be like a crazy 4 person because you don't pay to be crazy. 5w's doesn't seem crazy at all but if he posts he becomes crazy slowly. We will all end up on a crazy 1 level in time if we keep hanging around all these crazies. I think the only people that are only a slight bit crazy are the people that left the forums with their head on straight. They realized they were headed to crazy land and recognized they better get out. It is fun being crazy and I certainly sound like it.
  • View author's info posted on Jun 29, 2005 20:19



    petiteone39 write:

    Moonray77 write:
    Oh gosh... all the certifiable nutsaroonies from the Ghost Thread are here...

    This is what Fun, Suzan wrote on the rich women thread: "And the post above yours? Who is SHE talking to? Are these people hearing voices? Strange ... I'm going to stay on the message board ... at least they admit they're crazy over there! Sheesh!!"

    ~Smiles hahahaha...we are all crazy..although crazy people think everyone is crazy so who really knows.



    HAHAHA... yeah, exactly, petite... so does that mean that nobody here really knows if everyone else is crazy???? I'm getting confused... lol
  • View author's info posted on Jun 29, 2005 20:04



    wwwww123 write:

    I could never think up enough for
    wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..

    I didn't want to put wild wicked witch, etc.

    lol




    I'm SURE you could, wwwwwwwwwwwww.... ;)
    Don't underestimate yourself... I know that I sure don't... lol
  • View author's info posted on Jun 29, 2005 20:03


    Just 5 w's is enough. ie: wild wonderful wonder woman wanted

    I could never think up enough for
    wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..

    I didn't want to ask for: wild wicked witch, etc.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on Jun 29, 2005 15:43



    wwwww123 write:

    We just shoot the big bad macho ones around here and drop them in a old mine shaft. Saves the law and the public a lot of trouble.



    HAHA! Wish it was like that everywhere, wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... (am I missing any w's???)
  • View author's info posted on Jun 29, 2005 11:32


    Moon "It's like a prehistoric instinct thing with men, they still have this prehistoric male trait in them where they HAVE to prove who's the boss and who's the strongest and who's the best... blah, blah, blah... Same thing between Orion and Ed a few weeks ago... No wonder there are so many wars around the world all the time!!!"

    _________________________-

    We just shoot the big bad macho ones around here and drop them in a old mine shaft. Saves the law and the public a lot of trouble.
  • View author's info posted on Jun 28, 2005 11:06


    Mas, thank u for not going... and with the time and money u have saved come to Luxembourg...wink...
  • View author's info Recommended posted on Jun 27, 2005 06:32


    Ok. You could have just said you're not coming down, but.......OK. Just for clarification I'm a running back/Kick returner/gunner, and my maleness works just fine, although I do appreciate your angel thinking about it.
  • View author's info posted on Jun 25, 2005 08:06


    Mas, I'm glad you had that little angel with you to knock some sense into you (pls bare in mind that I'm not only talking about you, I'm talking about men in general, but for now, you're a good example of it... lol). And I hope that next time, you can do it on your own. I've done the little angel bit a few times too in my lifetime. We little angels should really have more weight in this world.

    It's like a prehistoric instinct thing with men, they still have this prehistoric male trait in them where they HAVE to prove who's the boss and who's the strongest and who's the best... blah, blah, blah... Same thing between Orion and Ed a few weeks ago... No wonder there are so many wars around the world all the time!!!

    The good part is that you realized it, Mas, and that's a big plus in my book.
  • View author's info posted on Jun 24, 2005 16:15


    SpeedBump - know this:
    I've trained privately for 9 years in Tai Kwon Do and Jujitsu - and while I don't have a "belt" (don't want to have to be registered anywhere) my level of training places me in blackbelt territory. 2nd or 3rd degree. And not "tournament" training - life doesn't award points so that type of training holds no value for me.
    My training is for the sole purpose of ending a fight before it begins - of getting (and keeping) a person down as fast and painfully as possible. It's not bragging when I say I'm good - I am.
    Speed - you would have been standing for less than 2 seconds before I disassembled you. The only question I have about that is just how bad I would have hurt you.

    I have some advice for you - listen up. You don't know me or what I'm capable of - you got lucky this time. Next time, unless you're damned certain you're going to win - walk away. Better yet - just walk away no matter what.
    Last bit of advice - when you're about to offer up some witty come-back - shut up. Odds are it's not witty and in your best interest not to say anything.
    Angels don't come around too often - you just had one save you from me.

    And I have to wonder - did she save me from me as well?

    Now...since you all made it this far...I direct you to the Romance section.
    Mas's Wedding - has a final chapter.
  • View author's info posted on Jun 24, 2005 16:14


    (continued from above)

    And if I can't appeal to your intellect let me attempt to appeal to your
    honor. I will lose a measurable amount of respect for you if you go through
    with this. I had no problem with you when you'd get into fights when you
    went out - I know you don't start them and you generally make an effort not
    to go overboard in finishing them. But this isn't the same. You're looking
    for this one. Bored? Haven't gotten to knock someone's head in a while?
    Testosterone levels on the rise? This is the wrong fight to fight. Aside
    from being brutally unfair to someone who is by all accounts not as smart as
    you, not as big as you (okay, few are as big as you), and not as "with it"
    as you - you just plain old know better.
    Feeling all warm and fuzzy? Feeling the love? Don't. I'm going to play
    unfairly now since I know all of the above flipped off your back like water
    off a ducks a$$. You hard headed man you.

    You owe me one, remember? I'm calling in my mark. And per our agreement
    there can be no argument or discussion. I know you Craig - so I'm doing you
    a favor here even though you'll disagree. No trip to Dallas. Cancel your
    flight reservations. And don't give me any crap about non-refundable tickets
    - you make enough that you won't even miss it. You put more gas in that boat
    of yours in a weekend than this trip would have cost you. And by the way,
    where is my boating invitation?!
    Your e-mail confirmation that you've complied will be expected immediately.
    And guess what? You're taking me out to lunch on Thursday - that way you can
    glare at me and I can look adoringly at you for being so obedient.

    I'm a heroine - I saved two lives today. Yours (you'd end up some prison
    gang's beeyatch) and DweebieBoy's. Thank me in 3 years which is about how
    long I figure hindsight will take to kick into effect.
  • View author's info posted on Jun 24, 2005 16:13


    Craig - what are you thinking? I leave for 5 days and look what happens!!
    You find yourself a hairs breath away from doing something you'll regret.

    How did you let yourself become ensnared in a debate with someone who
    probably owns a peenis pump and obviously has a Napoleonic Complex?
    I've known you for how many years? Been through how much with you? And I've
    yet to see you lose your cool until this.
    What is it about this twerp that got your goat?

    Let me ask you something you lunk and at the same time give you a little
    reminder of something.
    Remember the guy in Rhinelander? Remember the time, money, and effort it
    took for you to make that go away? Remember driving up there each time you
    had to go to court? Dallas is a lot further my long-locked luv.

    But let me appeal to your intellectual side since I know you're bullheaded.
    What is this about? Teaching this guy a lesson? What the hell does THAT
    mean? So you pound the sh!t out of him - didn't do the clown in Wisconsin
    any good, did it? I'd say that he got the best of you in the end - beatdown
    or no beatdown. While his bruises faded in a few weeks and his cast came
    off, you were dealing with that issue for almost a year. Who laughed last?

    You're a big guy. We both know what you're capable of. This idiot doesn't
    have a clue. And he's what?? 5'9"? I could beat the snot out of him. And he
    says he played football? Does being a place kicker count as playing
    football? You lose even if you win - no one likes to see a big guy trample a
    little dweeb. It's not politically correct.
    (continued)
  • View author's info posted on Jun 24, 2005 16:11


    Okay...maybe drunk but never disorderly. Someone whisked me away for lunch (we were supposed to go yesterday) and ensured I didn't come back to the office all day - someone who knows my weakness for outdoor dining and pitchers of dirty martinis. So you must all forgive my rant - I know better than to get behind a keyboard after an afternoon of cocktails.
    So..... as I sit here waiting for the limo to arrive to drive me home, I have some time to kill. And before anyone makes a big deal out of a limo - it's really not so much more than a taxi costs to where I'm going.

    But I digress.

    Do any of you have someone that you'd put yourself in harms way for?
    Someone who you can go to, and know that everything will be all right?
    Someone who, just with a "hi" on the phone can immediately lower your blood pressure?
    Someone who looks after you for no other reason than because they care?
    A moral compass - someone to steer you straight when you veer too far off course?

    There walks amongst us mere MM mortals a true angel from Heaven. One who walks quietly.
    One who knows where all my figurative bodies are buried, and even helped me digs holes for a few of them.
    One who would never harm me.
    One who I owe an immeasurable amount to.

    I have an angel who sits on my shoulder. Whispers in my ear. Keeps me from doing things I know I shouldn't do.
    And when I don't listen to that little version on my shoulder...I get an "in-person" visit or phone call or e-mail from the adult-sized version.

    I'm copying the e-mail I got Wednesday morning from my little angel - it explains far better than I the reason I am not going to Dallas next Monday.
    Someone who I "owe" called in an IOU - and applied enough pressure, logic, emotion, and vodka to get me to agree to cancel my flight (well...actually she's doing it because she didn't QUITE believe I'd do it myself). E-mail to follow:
  • View author's info posted on Jun 24, 2005 13:47



    SpeedDallas write:
    27th is cool, come on down. Glencoe park........8pm......How does that work for you?




    This is when and where the event is taking place. Somewhere around Dallas.

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  • View author's info posted on Jun 24, 2005 12:26


    Oh yeah me too...Good Luck Fellows...Does anyone recall what time they are doing this?
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