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I am looking for a middle-age man with a spare tire and a three hair comb over that loves the finer aspects of bingo
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Posted on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 13:48

this thread is for mel....lol



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Posted on Wed, Oct 12, 2005 13:45


sixfeetwtc write:
Myself - I'd prefer a pallid complexioned man around 65 years of age, with a bad toupee OR coloured hair thickener spray, love handles, man boo*bs and chicken skinny legs, whose choice of wardrobe consists of dingy greyish-white Tshirts, shorts made from old poly-blend plaid pants, brown knee socks and pleather Dr. Scholls sandals. A passion for stamp collecting and 'treasure' hunting on the beach with the use of his OWN metal detector is a MUST!

Serious replies ONLY please.



OMG! LMAO!! I vote this the funniest thing I have ever read in the forums!! And believe me there is plenty to choose from!! sixfeetwtc was one funny poster!!!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 22, 2005 19:59


realdealru2 write:

MaggieHill45 write:

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Hiya Jo, just checking in on ya..have you caught your man yet? heehee..

butter..it's all maggie's fault..she told me i didnt need make-up..so i went out fishin' ..wore no make up & didnt even get a bite..fish didnt bite either!

Blame me...lol...

ok...i will! MAGGIE'S FAULT~ LMAO!

ok,ok,ok,blame me.But next time take the dang net Jo...lol..Catch more fish...lmao

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 22, 2005 16:46


MaggieHill45 write:

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butterflynjax write:
Hiya Jo, just checking in on ya..have you caught your man yet? heehee..

butter..it's all maggie's fault..she told me i didnt need make-up..so i went out fishin' ..wore no make up & didnt even get a bite..fish didnt bite either!

Blame me...lol...

ok...i will! MAGGIE'S FAULT~ LMAO!



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Posted on Wed, Jun 22, 2005 15:40


realdealru2 write:

butterflynjax write:
Hiya Jo, just checking in on ya..have you caught your man yet? heehee..

butter..it's all maggie's fault..she told me i didnt need make-up..so i went out fishin' ..wore no make up & didnt even get a bite..fish didnt bite either!

Blame me...lol...

  


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Posted on Tue, Jun 21, 2005 14:17


butterflynjax write:
Hiya Jo, just checking in on ya..have you caught your man yet? heehee..

butter..it's all maggie's fault..she told me i didnt need make-up..so i went out fishin' ..wore no make up & didnt even get a bite..fish didnt bite either!

  


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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 18:10


StarVoyager write:
I think he knows what Bingo is. Now Keno is something like Bingo and played in Reno that he may not be aware of.

I love to play Keno..But hey i love to gamble..Thats why I'm here...lol

  


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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 18:08


butterflynjax write:
Hiya Jo, just checking in on ya..have you caught your man yet? heehee..

Hi butter,I have the net i'm waiting on her to send one by me to catch....lol



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 17:51

Hiya Jo, just checking in on ya..have you caught your man yet? heehee..



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:49


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most men prefer a woman with make-up...they scare easily. lmao

Well Hello,I'll scare them off for ya Jo...lol

HAHAHAHA.. no thxs..i manage to do that well enuff on my own. thxs tho!

They just can't take a real woman Jo...They scared of us...lmao



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:45


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realdealru2 write:
most men prefer a woman with make-up...they scare easily. lmao

Well Hello,I'll scare them off for ya Jo...lol

HAHAHAHA.. no thxs..i manage to do that well enuff on my own. thxs tho!



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:39


realdealru2 write:
most men prefer a woman with make-up...they scare easily. lmao

Well Hello,I'll scare them off for ya Jo...lol

  


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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:37

most men prefer a woman with make-up...they scare easily. lmao



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:25


realdealru2 write:
YES...i need makeup

Nah..I never wear it in the summer.and with your skin,ya crazy girl..This is all in a non L way...lol



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:22

YES...i need makeup



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:13


realdealru2 write:
girl...u is nutzzzzzzzzzzz! i'd rather catch a fish than a man when i am out fishin...i dont wear makeup & would scare a man off...lol now the fish...thats another story.

Ya don't need makeup Jo...Yep I'm nutzzz....lol

  


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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:09

girl...u is nutzzzzzzzzzzz! i'd rather catch a fish than a man when i am out fishin...i dont wear makeup & would scare a man off...lol now the fish...thats another story.



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:02


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ok...after walking thru the marina this sunday morn...i have changed my idea of the mate i seek....he must have a boat, can borrow a boat or steal a boat. if he chooses that latter of stealing a boat...he must remember to make sure it it gas'd up & is more of a speed boat in case there is a high speed pursuit. alse to gas the boat back up when returning to rightful owner.i will bake cookies to leave in appreciation of the loan of the boat. PLZZZZZ no men in speedo's need apply!

OMG Jo,you are a bad girl,I want to go out on the boat too.Can I just lay around and Tan all day?Oh I'll fish to...if someone baits my hook...lol

lmao....girl u better take a big net if u plan on fish'n in case it being a stolen boat..dont think u'd have time to reel in the fish...so net em!

Hmmmm a net,never thought of using a net to catch a man..lol



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:01


realdealru2 write:
geez...u dont bait ur own hook? what kind of a fisher woman ru? lol...we was netting crabs last night & yes folks i do have those crabs.........hahaha

Jo,I'm trying to catch a man Hun...lol not fish...lmao

  


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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 08:39

geez...u dont bait ur own hook? what kind of a fisher woman ru? lol...we was netting crabs last night & yes folks i do have those crabs.........hahaha



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