sixfeetwtc write: Myself - I'd prefer a pallid complexioned man around 65 years of age, with a bad toupee OR coloured hair thickener spray, love handles, man boo*bs and chicken skinny legs, whose choice of wardrobe consists of dingy greyish-white Tshirts, shorts made from old poly-blend plaid pants, brown knee socks and pleather Dr. Scholls sandals. A passion for stamp collecting and 'treasure' hunting on the beach with the use of his OWN metal detector is a MUST!
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OMG! LMAO!! I vote this the funniest thing I have ever read in the forums!! And believe me there is plenty to choose from!! sixfeetwtc was one funny poster!!!
realdealru2 write: ok...after walking thru the marina this sunday morn...i have changed my idea of the mate i seek....he must have a boat, can borrow a boat or steal a boat. if he chooses that latter of stealing a boat...he must remember to make sure it it gas'd up & is more of a speed boat in case there is a high speed pursuit. alse to gas the boat back up when returning to rightful owner.i will bake cookies to leave in appreciation of the loan of the boat. PLZZZZZ no men in speedo's need apply!
OMG Jo,you are a bad girl,I want to go out on the boat too.Can I just lay around and Tan all day?Oh I'll fish to...if someone baits my hook...lol
lmao....girl u better take a big net if u plan on fish'n in case it being a stolen boat..dont think u'd have time to reel in the fish...so net em!
Hmmmm a net,never thought of using a net to catch a man..lol