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I am looking for a middle-age man with a spare tire and a three hair comb over that loves the finer aspects of bingo
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Posted on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 13:48

this thread is for mel....lol



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Posted on Wed, Oct 12, 2005 13:45


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Myself - I'd prefer a pallid complexioned man around 65 years of age, with a bad toupee OR coloured hair thickener spray, love handles, man boo*bs and chicken skinny legs, whose choice of wardrobe consists of dingy greyish-white Tshirts, shorts made from old poly-blend plaid pants, brown knee socks and pleather Dr. Scholls sandals. A passion for stamp collecting and 'treasure' hunting on the beach with the use of his OWN metal detector is a MUST!

Serious replies ONLY please.



OMG! LMAO!! I vote this the funniest thing I have ever read in the forums!! And believe me there is plenty to choose from!! sixfeetwtc was one funny poster!!!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 22, 2005 16:46


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Hiya Jo, just checking in on ya..have you caught your man yet? heehee..

butter..it's all maggie's fault..she told me i didnt need make-up..so i went out fishin' ..wore no make up & didnt even get a bite..fish didnt bite either!

Blame me...lol...

ok...i will! MAGGIE'S FAULT~ LMAO!



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Posted on Tue, Jun 21, 2005 14:17


butterflynjax write:
Hiya Jo, just checking in on ya..have you caught your man yet? heehee..

butter..it's all maggie's fault..she told me i didnt need make-up..so i went out fishin' ..wore no make up & didnt even get a bite..fish didnt bite either!

  


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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:45


MaggieHill45 write:

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most men prefer a woman with make-up...they scare easily. lmao

Well Hello,I'll scare them off for ya Jo...lol

HAHAHAHA.. no thxs..i manage to do that well enuff on my own. thxs tho!



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:37

most men prefer a woman with make-up...they scare easily. lmao



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:22

YES...i need makeup



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 09:09

girl...u is nutzzzzzzzzzzz! i'd rather catch a fish than a man when i am out fishin...i dont wear makeup & would scare a man off...lol now the fish...thats another story.



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 08:39

geez...u dont bait ur own hook? what kind of a fisher woman ru? lol...we was netting crabs last night & yes folks i do have those crabs.........hahaha



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 08:35


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ok...after walking thru the marina this sunday morn...i have changed my idea of the mate i seek....he must have a boat, can borrow a boat or steal a boat. if he chooses that latter of stealing a boat...he must remember to make sure it it gas'd up & is more of a speed boat in case there is a high speed pursuit. alse to gas the boat back up when returning to rightful owner.i will bake cookies to leave in appreciation of the loan of the boat. PLZZZZZ no men in speedo's need apply!

OMG Jo,you are a bad girl,I want to go out on the boat too.Can I just lay around and Tan all day?Oh I'll fish to...if someone baits my hook...lol

lmao....girl u better take a big net if u plan on fish'n in case it being a stolen boat..dont think u'd have time to reel in the fish...so net em!



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 07:28


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Six, my grandpa is single, want his number?

Mandalay, are you close to your grandpa and anything like him? They (whoever 'they' are) say that people often become the products of their environment. If that's the case, maybe you could give me your number you virile synthetic fabric wearing studmuffin you!



Hey! I take offense to be calling a studmuffin! You can call me virile and syntthetic but how dare you call me a studmuffin! lol

would that be...banannastudmuffins or blueberrystudmuffins?

  


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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 07:25

ok...after walking thru the marina this sunday morn...i have changed my idea of the mate i seek....he must have a boat, can borrow a boat or steal a boat. if he chooses that latter of stealing a boat...he must remember to make sure it it gas'd up & is more of a speed boat in case there is a high speed pursuit. alse to gas the boat back up when returning to rightful owner.i will bake cookies to leave in appreciation of the loan of the boat. PLZZZZZ no men in speedo's need apply!

  


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Posted on Sat, Jun 18, 2005 16:49


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real, Man says I am his pappy (darn if I know), so why wouldn't I do? Grandpappy is getting pretty old now and already has 7 girlfriends. He needs to get rid of one so he can have a day off, not get one more.

Oh...darn the luck, leaves me out...as usual!



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Posted on Sat, Jun 18, 2005 02:34


sixfeetwtc write:

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Six, my grandpa is single, want his number?

Mandalay, are you close to your grandpa and anything like him? They (whoever 'they' are) say that people often become the products of their environment. If that's the case, maybe you could give me your number you virile synthetic fabric wearing studmuffin you!



Hey! I take offense to be calling a studmuffin! You can call me virile and syntthetic but how dare you call me a studmuffin! lol



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Posted on Sat, Jun 18, 2005 01:13

real, Man says I am his pappy (darn if I know), so why wouldn't I do? Grandpappy is getting pretty old now and already has 7 girlfriends. He needs to get rid of one so he can have a day off, not get one more.



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Posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 18:24

i am having a ball reading & laffin my azz off at ya'lls comments..too damn funny! hell mand..send me pappy's number...he probably has more life in him thab most of the men on here... and i do LOVE them older gents.

  


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Posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 01:25

Bonnie, I thought you were good at that horizonal bingo stuff, and come to find out, you don't even know the name.

LMAO.



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Posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 01:22

Me too, so quite describing me so perfectly.

lol



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 08:46


sixfeetwtc write:
Myself - I'd prefer a pallid complexioned man around 65 years of age, with a bad toupee OR coloured hair thickener spray, love handles, man boo*bs and chicken skinny legs, whose choice of wardrobe consists of dingy greyish-white Tshirts, shorts made from old poly-blend plaid pants, brown knee socks and pleather Dr. Scholls sandals. A passion for stamp collecting and 'treasure' hunting on the beach with the use of his OWN metal detector is a MUST!

Serious replies ONLY please.




You will probably have him, if you are lucky to live long enough, and lucky enough to have a man at all. -- and what is really funny: you probably will look worse and act worse than he at the same age.

LMAO



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 01:51


ScrippsRanchMel write:
Here I am baby!

u asked for it mel..so here it is...i couldnt resist, and i was so happy i could do this thread for u.hahaha



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