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Posted on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 11:39

Just thought I'd start another thread cause I'm sick of looking at the Warning: "TallDarkVeryHandsome" title. Plus, I just know how much Butter loves it when new threads pop up.

Oh yeah, can anyone tell me how and why the phrase "Tall, Dark and Handsome" came about? How come no one ever said "Tall, Pale and Handsome" or "Short, Dark and Handsome" or "Short, Pale and Handsome" or "Tall, Dark and Ugly"? Anyone? Thoughts? Comments?



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Posted on Sun, Jun 19, 2005 01:19


statuesque4u write:
Minerva now one day he will replenish our eyes with his very handsome picture. His hair is a little on the long side,dark not executive style( unless Mand you've changed it. He wears his baseball cap backwards(style of the times) He has a geat build for a man of 6 ft. Broad at the shoulders and narrow at the hips.(Now Fun thinks he's tall cause she is short)By my standards Fun you know i have several on you! He is quite the handsome man to be sure.. Now Mand you really must let these people see you one day soon..Oh and i almost forgot minerva. He carries his "Mr Ducky" wherever he goes. So Fun how did i do on memory??????



For a moment there in the first few lines of your description I thought it was Mas answering me about how handsome Mandalay was. LOL
Baseball cap backwards.... hmmmm... gotta think about that one.
6ft - I was about 3 inches off the mark.
And he carries his ducky with him at all times.
OK, I will do my utmost now to refrain from making a below the belt remark. It is very difficult for me - I'm trying very hard.

  


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Posted on Sat, Jun 18, 2005 20:52

Minerva now one day he will replenish our eyes with his very handsome picture. His hair is a little on the long side,dark not executive style( unless Mand you've changed it. He wears his baseball cap backwards(style of the times) He has a geat build for a man of 6 ft. Broad at the shoulders and narrow at the hips.(Now Fun thinks he's tall cause she is short)By my standards Fun you know i have several on you! He is quite the handsome man to be sure.. Now Mand you really must let these people see you one day soon..Oh and i almost forgot minerva. He carries his "Mr Ducky" wherever he goes. So Fun how did i do on memory??????

  


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Posted on Sat, Jun 18, 2005 17:36


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Minerva415 write:

Mandalay207 write:

Minerva415 write:
well don't know about tall, dark and handsome or short, light and ugly... all I know is ... GIRLS! Hold on to your seats.... we are getting mighty close to seeing Mandalay's face!! Feast your eyes on his cheeks... albeit swathed in denim but hey... we're getting there....




Oh Minny, so close, yet so far. lol



Mandy darn it. There you go again, changing your pic again. At least before we could see your tush (at least what I assumed was your tush) - now we see a sign pointing to your hometown!
Well, the way I picture Mandalay is: tall (about 6ft3), dark brown hair, brown eyes, slim but fit, kind of a boyish look (after all he is just a wee lad of 33) and re bodily hair, not too much on his chest (Mandalay, please tell me that it's natural and that you don't wax there... please..) ... and of course last but not least, that ever-popular Pleasure Trail....



Not even close Min....lmao



ok so you have a chest like Sean Connery. I can live with that.



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Posted on Sat, Jun 18, 2005 14:30


Minerva415 write:

Mandalay207 write:

Minerva415 write:
well don't know about tall, dark and handsome or short, light and ugly... all I know is ... GIRLS! Hold on to your seats.... we are getting mighty close to seeing Mandalay's face!! Feast your eyes on his cheeks... albeit swathed in denim but hey... we're getting there....




Oh Minny, so close, yet so far. lol



Mandy darn it. There you go again, changing your pic again. At least before we could see your tush (at least what I assumed was your tush) - now we see a sign pointing to your hometown!
Well, the way I picture Mandalay is: tall (about 6ft3), dark brown hair, brown eyes, slim but fit, kind of a boyish look (after all he is just a wee lad of 33) and re bodily hair, not too much on his chest (Mandalay, please tell me that it's natural and that you don't wax there... please..) ... and of course last but not least, that ever-popular Pleasure Trail....



Not even close Min....lmao



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Posted on Sat, Jun 18, 2005 12:01


Mandalay207 write:

Minerva415 write:
well don't know about tall, dark and handsome or short, light and ugly... all I know is ... GIRLS! Hold on to your seats.... we are getting mighty close to seeing Mandalay's face!! Feast your eyes on his cheeks... albeit swathed in denim but hey... we're getting there....




Oh Minny, so close, yet so far. lol



Mandy darn it. There you go again, changing your pic again. At least before we could see your tush (at least what I assumed was your tush) - now we see a sign pointing to your hometown!
Well, the way I picture Mandalay is: tall (about 6ft3), dark brown hair, brown eyes, slim but fit, kind of a boyish look (after all he is just a wee lad of 33) and re bodily hair, not too much on his chest (Mandalay, please tell me that it's natural and that you don't wax there... please..) ... and of course last but not least, that ever-popular Pleasure Trail....

  


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Posted on Sat, Jun 18, 2005 02:43


Minerva415 write:
well don't know about tall, dark and handsome or short, light and ugly... all I know is ... GIRLS! Hold on to your seats.... we are getting mighty close to seeing Mandalay's face!! Feast your eyes on his cheeks... albeit swathed in denim but hey... we're getting there....




Oh Minny, so close, yet so far. lol



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Posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 11:54

well don't know about tall, dark and handsome or short, light and ugly... all I know is ... GIRLS! Hold on to your seats.... we are getting mighty close to seeing Mandalay's face!! Feast your eyes on his cheeks... albeit swathed in denim but hey... we're getting there....

  


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Posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 02:41


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Oh yeah, can anyone tell me how and why the phrase "Tall, Dark and Handsome" came about? How come no one ever said "Tall, Pale and Handsome" or "Short, Dark and Handsome" or "Short, Pale and Handsome" or "Tall, Dark and Ugly"? Anyone? Thoughts? Comments?


as usual your thread are very witty... Now Fun says u r Tall dark and handsome... we must trust her word coz nobody has ever seen u..LOL.. Coming back to the title I would say :
tall, pale or suntanned skin, green blue gray eyes (two of them), brown black blond salt and pepper hair, little or not at all hairy body, hard azz, sensuous lips, nice toungue....LOL..
oh i forgot :
all his teeth, and all the other bits and pieces hanging at the right places...LOL...

is it too detailed??? ok ,ok just say :
tall and with nice azz and cobra...LOL..



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 10:53

I spent the first half of my life trying to be "tall, dark, and handsome"- miserable failure- finally gave up on it!.....My new strategy is to try and be "tall, dark, and mysterious"...So I've been walking around at night downtown with my boots on and a large black garbage bag over my head....I seem to be getting a lot of attention from people, but I keep bumping into walls and telephone poles 'cause I can't see through the garbage bag....Any suggestions? And I don't seem any closer to my goal at all...Now I'm just "tall, dark, and lumpy" from all the telephone pole collisions...



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 09:56

That sign is hilarious...hey this isnt the men's thread..use your manners gentlemen.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 09:16

(Note to self: Stand upwind while going through gate.)



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 09:07


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(self: Forget obvious digicam and phonecell cam. Conceal secret spy cam in zipper and arse, where assume he'll never check)




(Hence the old lady ticket taker) I've got ya covered from head to toe Cubby!



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 08:57

(Note to self: Have security at Jacobs Field search Cub for any contraband prior to entry.)


(P.S., Find Oldest Woman ticket taker who's single to flirt with Cub, Gate A, is where she works)



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 08:38


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Again ... I reiterate ... Ladies ... this man is one Tall, Dark and Extremely Handsome man ...

Maybe if everyone emails him and asks for him to post his picture for you all to see ...

I have my own ... but they're not for publication {wink}

I saw him.....I mean his pic....when he wasn't "well-known"



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 08:34


fun4two write:

Mandalay207 write:
Just thought I'd start another thread cause I'm sick of looking at the Warning: "TallDarkVeryHandsome" title. Plus, I just know how much Butter loves it when new threads pop up.

Oh yeah, can anyone tell me how and why the phrase "Tall, Dark and Handsome" came about? How come no one ever said "Tall, Pale and Handsome" or "Short, Dark and Handsome" or "Short, Pale and Handsome" or "Tall, Dark and Ugly"? Anyone? Thoughts? Comments?



The phrase was coined in honor of your birth ...

You ladies should see this man ... Mmmm ... Tall, Dark, and extremely Handsome!!

~Smiles

I'm too busy looking at the sign....lol



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 08:05

You instigator.....



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 08:00


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Urock is extremely handsome..not ugly.



I agree......

hey mandalay..we are still waiting,,the sign doesnt cut it..

Suzan, post a pic of the two of ya..ok? He wont mind..



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 06:25

Urock is extremely handsome..not ugly.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 03:05

No problem Six! If I can make one person laugh each day, then my purpose on this planet is complete.



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