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No one ever says Warning: Short, Pale and Ugly
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Posted on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 11:39

Just thought I'd start another thread cause I'm sick of looking at the Warning: "TallDarkVeryHandsome" title. Plus, I just know how much Butter loves it when new threads pop up.

Oh yeah, can anyone tell me how and why the phrase "Tall, Dark and Handsome" came about? How come no one ever said "Tall, Pale and Handsome" or "Short, Dark and Handsome" or "Short, Pale and Handsome" or "Tall, Dark and Ugly"? Anyone? Thoughts? Comments?



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Posted on Sat, Jun 18, 2005 14:30


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well don't know about tall, dark and handsome or short, light and ugly... all I know is ... GIRLS! Hold on to your seats.... we are getting mighty close to seeing Mandalay's face!! Feast your eyes on his cheeks... albeit swathed in denim but hey... we're getting there....




Oh Minny, so close, yet so far. lol



Mandy darn it. There you go again, changing your pic again. At least before we could see your tush (at least what I assumed was your tush) - now we see a sign pointing to your hometown!
Well, the way I picture Mandalay is: tall (about 6ft3), dark brown hair, brown eyes, slim but fit, kind of a boyish look (after all he is just a wee lad of 33) and re bodily hair, not too much on his chest (Mandalay, please tell me that it's natural and that you don't wax there... please..) ... and of course last but not least, that ever-popular Pleasure Trail....



Not even close Min....lmao



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Posted on Sat, Jun 18, 2005 02:43


Minerva415 write:
well don't know about tall, dark and handsome or short, light and ugly... all I know is ... GIRLS! Hold on to your seats.... we are getting mighty close to seeing Mandalay's face!! Feast your eyes on his cheeks... albeit swathed in denim but hey... we're getting there....




Oh Minny, so close, yet so far. lol



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Posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 02:41


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Oh yeah, can anyone tell me how and why the phrase "Tall, Dark and Handsome" came about? How come no one ever said "Tall, Pale and Handsome" or "Short, Dark and Handsome" or "Short, Pale and Handsome" or "Tall, Dark and Ugly"? Anyone? Thoughts? Comments?


as usual your thread are very witty... Now Fun says u r Tall dark and handsome... we must trust her word coz nobody has ever seen u..LOL.. Coming back to the title I would say :
tall, pale or suntanned skin, green blue gray eyes (two of them), brown black blond salt and pepper hair, little or not at all hairy body, hard azz, sensuous lips, nice toungue....LOL..
oh i forgot :
all his teeth, and all the other bits and pieces hanging at the right places...LOL...

is it too detailed??? ok ,ok just say :
tall and with nice azz and cobra...LOL..



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 09:56

That sign is hilarious...hey this isnt the men's thread..use your manners gentlemen.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 09:16

(Note to self: Stand upwind while going through gate.)



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 09:07


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(self: Forget obvious digicam and phonecell cam. Conceal secret spy cam in zipper and arse, where assume he'll never check)




(Hence the old lady ticket taker) I've got ya covered from head to toe Cubby!



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 08:57

(Note to self: Have security at Jacobs Field search Cub for any contraband prior to entry.)


(P.S., Find Oldest Woman ticket taker who's single to flirt with Cub, Gate A, is where she works)



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 08:05

You instigator.....



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 06:25

Urock is extremely handsome..not ugly.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 03:05

No problem Six! If I can make one person laugh each day, then my purpose on this planet is complete.



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Posted on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 23:37

Oh yeah, can anyone tell me how and why the phrase "Tall, Dark and Handsome" came about? How come no one ever said "Tall, Pale and Handsome" or "Short, Dark and Handsome" or "Short, Pale and Handsome" or "Tall, Dark and Ugly"? Anyone? Thoughts? Comments?

Ok Mandalay watch your mouth I am takimg this thread very personally. LMAO...at least the short and pale part. Not so much the ugly I will reserve that for Ugly rockling...he said it not me

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 14:15

Haaaaa...tacky comments..I am the queen of them. You two are adorable...make me smile.



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Posted on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 14:11

The above comment made by me, although tacky, was only in fun people, only in fun.



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Posted on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 14:10

Oh, trust me, I know the difference between a dog and doggie style.....LMAO!



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Posted on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 14:06

Don't you mean, Rufffff!!...get back down there!



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Posted on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 14:01


fun4two write:

Mandalay207 write:
Just thought I'd start another thread cause I'm sick of looking at the Warning: "TallDarkVeryHandsome" title. Plus, I just know how much Butter loves it when new threads pop up.

Oh yeah, can anyone tell me how and why the phrase "Tall, Dark and Handsome" came about? How come no one ever said "Tall, Pale and Handsome" or "Short, Dark and Handsome" or "Short, Pale and Handsome" or "Tall, Dark and Ugly"? Anyone? Thoughts? Comments?



The phrase was coined in honor of your birth ...

You ladies should see this man ... Mmmm ... Tall, Dark, and extremely Handsome!!

~Smiles



Don't believe a thing this woman says, she's had a very rough week!!...lol



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Posted on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 11:47

Are you trying to tell me something? I can see why you would warn others.

Actually I prefer dark and handsome...blondes can be cute too but I have a thing for dark haired men. I don't mind if they are short....just not midgets...I think tall, dark and handsome goes back to the cavemen days of the man being the "protector".



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