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Posted on Tue, Jun 14, 2005 05:39

Okay I lied about the benefits, but if you are in here reading I have a plumbing issue. Seriously, not that kind of plumbing....my shower. I hired a plumber last time to fix it but with all these bright men on here I thought maybe one could help. Here is the problem: My shower is clogged up from hair..ewwww gross I know..there is that metal thing on the drain. I need to take it out so I can remove that gross stuff but I can't unscrew it or pop it out. There was a way the plumber got it out last time but I can't remember. Any ideas...and don't make fun of me.



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Posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2005 18:46


Cub39 write:
So at the softball tournament I went to watch Milwaukee play a game. I learned from the wives and other fans which guys were plumbers. After the game, I get into conversation with a couple of Milw. plumbers and I mention that I have a friend in their town who needs her drain cleaned. I told them her name was Angie and she was a grade school teacher and one guy interrupted and said "first grade?" and I said yea. The second guy looked at the first guy and they each had a big smile on their face. I just started laughing and said "what?" but they wouldn't answer. The first one said "we'll take care of it". That was it, they left. I left thinking what the heck was that???

Oh Oh...I bet I know what that was about!! Cubsters..you and your imagination...not as innocent as you seem.



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Posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2005 16:03


Cub39 write:
I know Mel, I know. I've experienced that type of nutbuster too.

Hey, thanks for bringing this thread back...I need a handyman again for another problem.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 22:25


Cub39 write:
Here's another tool: the nutbuster.


Cub, I thought you were talking about my X wife's attorney.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 21:08

I have a friend married to her.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 18:10


Mandalay207 write:
Bonnie, my best friend is a guy. No paternity suits on that front.

(Note to self: No tea or crumpets for Bonnie past 8:00 p.m. on weeknights)



English high tea time is 4pm..past 8pm is supper/dinner (depending on your class) .. but of course I am one crumpet that could be served anytime..



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 17:25


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Mandalay207 write:
I once had BDS syndrome, Beer Drinking Saturday's. That's all changed now with age, I now suffer from WWS. White Wine Sunday's.


Cub's BDS is -Bu*tt Deprivation Syndrome..
LIke your sign collection..spay and neuter your best friend so you will be free of paternity suit threats..




Bonnie, my best friend is a guy. No paternity suits on that front.

(Note to self: No tea or crumpets for Bonnie past 8:00 p.m. on weeknights)



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 15:47


Mandalay207 write:
I once had BDS syndrome, Beer Drinking Saturday's. That's all changed now with age, I now suffer from WWS. White Wine Sunday's.


Cub's BDS is -Bu*tt Deprivation Syndrome..
LIke your sign collection..spay and neuter your best friend so you will be free of paternity suit threats..



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 11:22

I once had BDS syndrome, Beer Drinking Saturday's. That's all changed now with age, I now suffer from WWS. White Wine Sunday's.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 09:47

CUB..you are definitely suffering from
BDS--

Your expiry date is gonna be sooner than u think at this rate..

Diagnosis for symptoms of BDS..can't stop thinking a about it and sniffing and hand itching all over , makes constant uncontrollable pinching movements...



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 08:42

Just glad Cub you are not our plumber..

you will be doing 'Nips and Tucks' all over with your wrench at the wrong places..



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 08:02

yes here too Bonnie...not only do they want our nipps,,but our arms and legs too!!
The nerve of them..lol



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 08:00


petiteone39 write:

Bonnie88 write:
I just don't want to learn that stuff...it is too hard. I like being a girlie girl and playing stupid...actually most times it comes naturally.


well, neither do I but I also know that it is really easy to be ripped off here in London where the guys will come and tell u a tall tale and charge you an arm and a leg for a simple job ..so I just want to know enough not to be conned..:)



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 07:58


billzeke write:

butterflynjax write:
Sure Lovin...blame it on the long layover,,yeah right!

Hey I need a handyman,, someone who is really good with his hands,,
see..I've got this migraine for like 3 days now..and I have done everything to get rid of the pain, so this is what i need:
Tall dark and handsome male,nice hands to perform great head , shoulder and neck massage, continuing down my back, and errr well you know from there... even if you have a strong power tool for the massage that'll be fine too..

Petty does this fall under Handyman?



Butter. Sounds more like a hand job to me. LMAO



Now Bill!!!!!! LMAO,,hee..hee,,
call it what you will..lol
but its still handy..right girls?



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 07:49

Reminds me of the James Taylor song. I thought you had a great handyman that fixes your stuff sometimes?

I need a handyman for a few things..not just for plumbing.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 07:46


butterflynjax write:
Sure Lovin...blame it on the long layover,,yeah right!

Hey I need a handyman,, someone who is really good with his hands,,
see..I've got this migraine for like 3 days now..and I have done everything to get rid of the pain, so this is what i need:
Tall dark and handsome male,nice hands to perform great head , shoulder and neck massage, continuing down my back, and errr well you know from there... even if you have a strong power tool for the massage that'll be fine too..

Petty does this fall under Handyman?



Butter. Sounds more like a hand job to me. LMAO



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 07:40

Sure Lovin...blame it on the long layover,,yeah right!

Hey I need a handyman,, someone who is really good with his hands,,
see..I've got this migraine for like 3 days now..and I have done everything to get rid of the pain, so this is what i need:
Tall dark and handsome male,nice hands to perform great head , shoulder and neck massage, continuing down my back, and errr well you know from there... even if you have a strong power tool for the massage that'll be fine too..

Petty does this fall under Handyman?



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 07:07


petiteone39 write:
That is a VERY sexual description of a tool. I am ashamed of you.


That's what I get for posting on a long layover between flights in an airport bar....



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 06:35


Bonnie88 write:
YOU guys are so so funny..LMAO!!Petite, u are right that men all have a dirty one track- mind...we just need to go to learn some plumbing ourselves..there is one here and it's free, called Women's Education in Building (WEB)..the plumbing course is 2 years , taught by women , except on Thursdays where u have to go have some on the job practice with macho male plumbers ...yeah ..I can see what u guys are thinking already...lots of plumbers' cleavage on view..I am seriously thinking of signing up for the course..just go Thursdays' class..

I just don't want to learn that stuff...it is too hard. I like being a girlie girl and playing stupid...actually most times it comes naturally.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 06:33


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I figuired since this is my last day of school and I am sitting with just a handful of students I would try and play the damsel in distress again...just for one more day. I have an idea...I have a question that will get a few guys talking. What is your favorite tool? What is it and what do you use it for? No, not that tool...a mechanical tool.


Petite, I personally prefer my 155 piece socket set...I can never quite figure out how big the nut is so sometimes I try a little socket, sometimes a big one until I get a nice snug fit...Sometimes I even have to pull out the deep well sockets if there's a long stud on the end of the nut....And for you ladies across the Atlantic....I also have a full set of Metric tools...just perfect for wrenching on my British toys....and if there's rust on your engine, I'll just spray a little rust buster on it for lubrication and pull out my air powered impact hammer- 800 strokes per minute...pull the trigger and hang on tight!

That is a VERY sexual description of a tool. I am ashamed of you.



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