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The Phil Collin's Syndrome (Ah Can't Dance)
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Posted on Fri, Jun 10, 2005 11:37

Ladies~

In conversation, I've found over the years that there are a lot of men who refuse to take or join their opposite number out on to the dance floor. In other words, they WON'T dance.

Contrariwise, there are men who are more than willing and will even drag their partner out onto the dance floor. Only problem is: their movements range anywhere between an epileptic having a seizure and an amoeba which has lost protoplasmic function. In other words, they CAN'T dance.

Which of these is worse to you? Discuss.



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 23:47

OK, I do believe a woman is entitled to keep certain things secret.

But, your secret is secret no more.

lol



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 20:21


wwwww123 write:

LASTONENSTOCK write:

wwwww123 write:
What is the "C" for? come??
Must be competition for my invention out there. Even those european designers are now copying me.


LASTONENSTOCK Sure,sure, and just how many pair do you actually have?

lol

I lost count....



Well, do they work well for you?? I always like feedback on my products.

lol

Some things have to remain secrets...



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 19:37


LASTONENSTOCK write:

wwwww123 write:
What is the "C" for? come??
Must be competition for my invention out there. Even those european designers are now copying me.


LASTONENSTOCK Sure,sure, and just how many pair do you actually have?

lol

I lost count....



Well, do they work well for you?? I always like feedback on my products.

lol



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 18:48


wwwww123 write:
What is the "C" for? come??
Must be competition for my invention out there. Even those european designers are now copying me.


LASTONENSTOCK Sure,sure, and just how many pair do you actually have?

lol

I lost count....



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 16:32

TomiGirl, where have you been hiding?
Don't you like us anymore?

OMG, she was here a second ago, and now gone. Have I been drinking?



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 16:24

What is the "C" for? come??
Must be competition for my invention out there. Even those european designers are now copying me.


LASTONENSTOCK Sure,sure, and just how many pair do you actually have?

lol



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 15:12


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bonnie "I think www..you should go invent stilettoes with telescopic extensions.. "
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I already invented those. Those are the FMP shoes I was talking about on another thread. All of the porn queens wear them. You don't have any?????

lol

Actually, I think they're called "CFMP'S"....not that I have any of those.....lol



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 15:03

www...I don't need stilettoes to kiss em..i am so light, they just lift me with one arm..and that is very very exciting..also I already have a huge cupboard full of designer stilettoes mainly French and Italian since they make them extra small and sexy ..Gabriella knows all about them since we all love European designs..JOurdan, Bruno Magli, Jimmy Choo, MonoloBlahnik...



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 14:26

Awww bonnie, you need those stilettoes to attract those boy toys you are always wanting. You should buy atleast 20 pair, every color/season, with 3 in" lifts at least.

lol



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 13:53

www...Im not a porn queen and therefore do not own any of your stilettoes!



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 10:57

bonnie "I think www..you should go invent stilettoes with telescopic extensions.. "
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I already invented those. Those are the FMP shoes I was talking about on another thread. All of the porn queens wear them. You don't have any?????

lol



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 06:39

you bet \petite..at 5ft there are lots of advantages:
1. fit better in the backseat of the car ..:)..and those tiny airplane toilets

2. we fit better in those tiny skimpy little black dresses and they pack so neatly in our tiny carry-alls

3. we need less of everything and so so portable when things get hot in the boudoir..:)

4. trying to reach those high shelves at the supermart is my best chat-up line when I see a gorgeous tall hunk..lol

5. I use to buy kids' shoes.and even clothes.no tax..lol

6. like the state-of the-art in technology..everything comes in tiny compact packages..and so do we..



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 03:53

I agree Bonnie, but being 5'0 has its assets. I never expect help but always seem to get it. When I go grocery shopping and have to climb shelves to get what I want, I get a couple people, usually not handsome men (damn) that run over to help me. Sometimes I almost feel disabled while in public as I have gotten help for things I am perfectly capable of doing, ie: carrying things out to the car. I don't mind being short. However, I do wear heels most of my life.



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 03:10


LASTONENSTOCK write:
I heard if a person is good on the dance floor, then they are good in bed...is that true?




Absolutely! I can't dance at all but I sleep very, very well!!



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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 00:05


uglyrockling write:

petiteone39 write:
Get in your corner you bad boy!


Make me!

(Might be fun......)



Do we get to watch this dance ?? some cheeks gonna blush

  


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Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 00:01

Hey..www, Ugly...
you guys have no clue what it is like to be Petite..thanks Petiteone only we understand..I suffer from 'pain in the neck' literally when I go to those stand-all --nite cocktail drinks parties..chatting to everyone's arm-pits..
I think www..you should go invent stilettoes with telescopic extensions..
I do the styling and u go do the secret buttons..
I don't play flute..nor go cheek to cheek..that's why i like Flamenco, you could go solo..



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Posted on Sun, Jun 12, 2005 22:02


petiteone39 write:
Get in your corner you bad boy!


Make me!

(Might be fun......)



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Posted on Sun, Jun 12, 2005 19:26

You are all bad.


All cheeks.

lol



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Posted on Sun, Jun 12, 2005 19:16

Get in your corner you bad boy!



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