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Posted on Mon, Jun 06, 2005 22:14

Hello everyone! I am a new member here just wanted to say Hi and see who's out there.

Elle



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Posted on Fri, Jul 08, 2005 09:28


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sharp1 write:
FUN!!!! Did you have to quote me??? lol
I was having a bad morning and feeling a little like pmsing...I contained it....I got off the forums! lol

Hello Elle40, welcome to MM. Toonses is a great gal...and you just have to take Ed with a grain of salt, lime & a shot of tequila and suddenly he sounds real smooth! lol See how toons handles him so well?



Hey Sharp!!

I like it when you're PMSing ... I nicknamed you the New Thread Police ... hope you don't mind! I think MM should hire you ... because, even when PMSing ... you still handled it with finnese and decorum.

All in favor of Sharp as the New Thread Police ... say aye!

((((AYE))))

You're a shoe-in!

~Smiles


How did I miss this?

Do I get a shiny badge? Do I get any powers of authority? For instance, I can say who can stay and who has to go on the forums? Can I? I would love that power! That would be so much fun! But then Toones might want to take over my job...



May I stay, may I stay?? Pleeeeaaaase...??



Of course you can stay Min...without you life on the forums would be utterly boring! You inject life and humour and intelligence! :-)
Mayaan & Bonnie have to stay too! I can't think of anyone at the moment I'd want to eject...the 2 left by their own choice.



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Posted on Fri, Jul 08, 2005 09:23


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Ed It's 2 1/2 inches!"

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Diameter, I am sure. Surely not radius?

lol


5w's...what are you talking about? Who measures it in diameter & radius! It's lenght man!!! lol



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Posted on Fri, Jul 08, 2005 05:39


sharp1 write:

fun4two write:

sharp1 write:
FUN!!!! Did you have to quote me??? lol
I was having a bad morning and feeling a little like pmsing...I contained it....I got off the forums! lol

Hello Elle40, welcome to MM. Toonses is a great gal...and you just have to take Ed with a grain of salt, lime & a shot of tequila and suddenly he sounds real smooth! lol See how toons handles him so well?



Hey Sharp!!

I like it when you're PMSing ... I nicknamed you the New Thread Police ... hope you don't mind! I think MM should hire you ... because, even when PMSing ... you still handled it with finnese and decorum.

All in favor of Sharp as the New Thread Police ... say aye!

((((AYE))))

You're a shoe-in!

~Smiles


How did I miss this?

Do I get a shiny badge? Do I get any powers of authority? For instance, I can say who can stay and who has to go on the forums? Can I? I would love that power! That would be so much fun! But then Toones might want to take over my job...



May I stay, may I stay?? Pleeeeaaaase...??

  


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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 22:23

Ed It's 2 1/2 inches!"

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Diameter, I am sure. Surely not radius?

lol



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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 22:17


fun4two write:

sharp1 write:
FUN!!!! Did you have to quote me??? lol
I was having a bad morning and feeling a little like pmsing...I contained it....I got off the forums! lol

Hello Elle40, welcome to MM. Toonses is a great gal...and you just have to take Ed with a grain of salt, lime & a shot of tequila and suddenly he sounds real smooth! lol See how toons handles him so well?



Hey Sharp!!

I like it when you're PMSing ... I nicknamed you the New Thread Police ... hope you don't mind! I think MM should hire you ... because, even when PMSing ... you still handled it with finnese and decorum.

All in favor of Sharp as the New Thread Police ... say aye!

((((AYE))))

You're a shoe-in!

~Smiles


How did I miss this?

Do I get a shiny badge? Do I get any powers of authority? For instance, I can say who can stay and who has to go on the forums? Can I? I would love that power! That would be so much fun! But then Toones might want to take over my job...

  


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Posted on Thu, Jul 07, 2005 04:59


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Remember, the more you complain, the longer God makes you live.



No wonder you said in that other thread that you plan on living forever.



Sharp1 writes:
LMAO! You two are a match made in heaven! LOL

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Elle40 writes:

"you pay 20 for a water gun...just pick one up at the dollar tree for 1 "

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sharp1 writes:
We get ripped off in Canada all the time! That's why so many Cdns shop in the USA! Better deals!

Youth passes but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime! LOL



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 23:03


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Toonces write:
Remember, the more you complain, the longer God makes you live.



No wonder you said in that other thread that you plan on living forever.



Sharp1 writes:
LMAO! You two are a match made in heaven! LOL

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Elle40 writes:

"you pay 20 for a water gun...just pick one up at the dollar tree for 1 "

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sharp1 writes:
We get ripped off in Canada all the time! That's why so many Cdns shop in the USA! Better deals!



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 21:14


Toonces write:
Remember, the more you complain, the longer God makes you live.



No wonder you said in that other thread that you plan on living forever.



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 20:23


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you are a hilarious person with a razor sharp wit. I enjoy "playing" with you.

And I tell you what, I will be your lover when he*ll freezes over and pigs fly. Now according to National Geographic, that is not likely to happen soon, and when it does we will be in the twilight zone and you will APPEAR to be the PERFECT man. Until then XX OO. Keep up the dream.... LOL

Linda



Linda,

You dumped me, OK? Let's leave it at that. Drop the belated flattery. I want to wallow in your rejection. Stop playing with my feelings. I am not an animal - I am a human being!

I'm thinking of starting a new thread called "Ed Tarboosh Suicide Watch". This is what you've done to me Linda. Damn you! Damn you to hell! You're just like all the other women in my life - think your sh*t doesn't stink. Well it does, and I like it that way.

Just a warning, before I off myself I'll be taking a lot of you with me. I'm going to the gunshop tomorrow. Can anyone recommend a good weapon for me?

Andy

why spend money on a weapon, just put a garbage bag over your head and grey tape it around your neck. pretend you are an unwanted puppy. LOL course you can't take a crowd with you like this unless you can convince everyone this IS a new fun game. But it would end your misery. Poor Ed. Remember, it's always better to be the DUMPER than the DUMPEE. Remember, the more you complain, the longer God makes you live. LOL



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 19:57


sharp1 write:

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Toonces write:
you are a hilarious person with a razor sharp wit. I enjoy "playing" with you.

And I tell you what, I will be your lover when he*ll freezes over and pigs fly. Now according to National Geographic, that is not likely to happen soon, and when it does we will be in the twilight zone and you will APPEAR to be the PERFECT man. Until then XX OO. Keep up the dream.... LOL

Linda



Linda,

You dumped me, OK? Let's leave it at that. Drop the belated flattery. I want to wallow in your rejection. Stop playing with my feelings. I am not an animal - I am a human being!

I'm thinking of starting a new thread called "Ed Tarboosh Suicide Watch". This is what you've done to me Linda. Damn you! Damn you to hell! You're just like all the other women in my life - think your sh*t doesn't stink. Well it does, and I like it that way.

Just a warning, before I off myself I'll be taking a lot of you with me. I'm going to the gunshop tomorrow. Can anyone recommend a good weapon for me?

Andy


A water gun? You can pick one up for a mere $20 at Toys 'R Us! :-)
Good luck...drowing yourself, you 'ol dog!









you pay 20 for a water gun...just pick one up at the dollar tree for 1



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 19:52


EdTarboosh write:

Toonces write:
you are a hilarious person with a razor sharp wit. I enjoy "playing" with you.

And I tell you what, I will be your lover when he*ll freezes over and pigs fly. Now according to National Geographic, that is not likely to happen soon, and when it does we will be in the twilight zone and you will APPEAR to be the PERFECT man. Until then XX OO. Keep up the dream.... LOL

Linda



Linda,

You dumped me, OK? Let's leave it at that. Drop the belated flattery. I want to wallow in your rejection. Stop playing with my feelings. I am not an animal - I am a human being!

I'm thinking of starting a new thread called "Ed Tarboosh Suicide Watch". This is what you've done to me Linda. Damn you! Damn you to hell! You're just like all the other women in my life - think your sh*t doesn't stink. Well it does, and I like it that way.

Just a warning, before I off myself I'll be taking a lot of you with me. I'm going to the gunshop tomorrow. Can anyone recommend a good weapon for me?

Andy


A water gun? You can pick one up for a mere $20 at Toys 'R Us! :-)
Good luck...drowing yourself, you 'ol dog!



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 19:42


Toonces write:
you are a hilarious person with a razor sharp wit. I enjoy "playing" with you.

And I tell you what, I will be your lover when he*ll freezes over and pigs fly. Now according to National Geographic, that is not likely to happen soon, and when it does we will be in the twilight zone and you will APPEAR to be the PERFECT man. Until then XX OO. Keep up the dream.... LOL

Linda



Linda,

You dumped me, OK? Let's leave it at that. Drop the belated flattery. I want to wallow in your rejection. Stop playing with my feelings. I am not an animal - I am a human being!

I'm thinking of starting a new thread called "Ed Tarboosh Suicide Watch". This is what you've done to me Linda. Damn you! Damn you to hell! You're just like all the other women in my life - think your sh*t doesn't stink. Well it does, and I like it that way.

Just a warning, before I off myself I'll be taking a lot of you with me. I'm going to the gunshop tomorrow. Can anyone recommend a good weapon for me?

Andy



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 19:22

you are a hilarious person with a razor sharp wit. I enjoy "playing" with you.

And I tell you what, I will be your lover when he*ll freezes over and pigs fly. Now according to National Geographic, that is not likely to happen soon, and when it does we will be in the twilight zone and you will APPEAR to be the PERFECT man. Until then XX OO. Keep up the dream.... LOL

Linda

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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 19:06


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Well I can see why a woman would puke during sex with you, for God's sake, look at the nose on you. Your beady little brown eyes, looks suspicious to me. I'll bet you need to wax your back too, ICK! Can I call you Magilla Gorilla as a "pet" name? Besides I already told you, you are too old for me. You probably couldn't even keep up with me if you were on a slick, excrement covered floor, (now that is a discusting visual) a hairy man sliding around in p*oop! OMG! Hate to disappoint you, old man, but I can't be your lover, as I said baby, you are married, so you probably already have your se*x life well "in hand". remember if you are right handed and you "use" your left hand, it's not considered cheating. LMAO



Well Driving Cat,

You'll never know what you're missing babe.

Luv,
Ed



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 18:20

Well I can see why a woman would puke during sex with you, for God's sake, look at the nose on you. Your beady little brown eyes, looks suspicious to me. I'll bet you need to wax your back too, ICK! Can I call you Magilla Gorilla as a "pet" name? Besides I already told you, you are too old for me. You probably couldn't even keep up with me if you were on a slick, excrement covered floor, (now that is a discusting visual) a hairy man sliding around in p*oop! OMG! Hate to disappoint you, old man, but I can't be your lover, as I said baby, you are married, so you probably already have your se*x life well "in hand". remember if you are right handed and you "use" your left hand, it's not considered cheating. LMAO



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 17:44


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Ed, you are such a smooth talker and so romantic too. How could a girl resist such poetic ramblings. Rah Cha Cha. Sliding around on a cold concrete floor in excrement is every girl's dream. (I think this is where I puke. LOL) according to the other ladies on here you won't need the large depends, i think probably the small size Scooby Doo pull ups will fit the Bill (or I guess in this case, the Ed). Just remember, I have an attitude and I know how to use it. ...


Oh Toonces,

I knew you were the girl for me! How do I know? Well first, you said that rolling around in excrement is every girl's dream. Well you are obviously the type that lives your dream but I know from talking to lots of women that that's the last thing they'd ever want to do. The fact that it's your dream too is very special and unusual. We're obviously made for each other.

Secondly, puking during sex is a big turn-on for me. In fact, I've never been with a woman who didn't puke during our lovemaking at least once. Further confirmation that you're the girl for me.

So when are you coming to see me?

Luv,
Ed



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 17:40


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Toonces baby,

Once you go Tarboosh you'll never...... Shoot, I can't think of anything good that rhymes with that. But you know what I'm tryin' to say.

Well anyway, by the time I'm through with you you'll think incontinence is sexy. It's not like when you were a girl - these are not your mother's Depends.

No, they have all sorts of sexy colors and styles now. And the have a big pair for a pair like us. We can both leak together babe! Our fluids mixing and sloshing between us before they are absorbed by the material.

You can play prison guard and I'll be your prisoner. I'll beg you to use the toilet but you'll refuse me, until there's a mess on the floor for us both to slip and fall on into a pile of passionate lovemaking.

I don't want you to be my bi*tch Toonces. I already have a bi*tch for sexual release that's housebroken. I want you to be my lover. I want us to share ethereal pleasures. I want to take you around the world and show you the stars. I want to talk philosophy and the meaning of life. Then I want you to take a dump on me.

I love your spunk babe!

Love,
Ed

Ed, you are such a smooth talker and so romantic too. How could a girl resist such poetic ramblings. Rah Cha Cha. Sliding around on a cold concrete floor in excrement is every girl's dream. (I think this is where I puke. LOL) according to the other ladies on here you won't need the large depends, i think probably the small size Scooby Doo pull ups will fit the Bill (or I guess in this case, the Ed). Just remember, I have an attitude and I know how to use it. ...
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Hilarious! Ed's match in a female gender! I love it!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 16:38


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ED! I don't want some guy (dog) hanging on my leg all night. I will not be your bi*tch. Get real. and I don't wear granny pants and that's what depends look like. you can have them all to yourself. "incontinence hotline.... can you hold, please?"



Toonces baby,

Once you go Tarboosh you'll never...... Shoot, I can't think of anything good that rhymes with that. But you know what I'm tryin' to say.

Well anyway, by the time I'm through with you you'll think incontinence is sexy. It's not like when you were a girl - these are not your mother's Depends.

No, they have all sorts of sexy colors and styles now. And the have a big pair for a pair like us. We can both leak together babe! Our fluids mixing and sloshing between us before they are absorbed by the material.

You can play prison guard and I'll be your prisoner. I'll beg you to use the toilet but you'll refuse me, until there's a mess on the floor for us both to slip and fall on into a pile of passionate lovemaking.

I don't want you to be my bi*tch Toonces. I already have a bi*tch for sexual release that's housebroken. I want you to be my lover. I want us to share ethereal pleasures. I want to take you around the world and show you the stars. I want to talk philosophy and the meaning of life. Then I want you to take a dump on me.

I love your spunk babe!

Love,
Ed

Ed, you are such a smooth talker and so romantic too. How could a girl resist such poetic ramblings. Rah Cha Cha. Sliding around on a cold concrete floor in excrement is every girl's dream. (I think this is where I puke. LOL) according to the other ladies on here you won't need the large depends, i think probably the small size Scooby Doo pull ups will fit the Bill (or I guess in this case, the Ed). Just remember, I have an attitude and I know how to use it. LMAO



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Posted on Wed, Jul 06, 2005 14:04


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ED! I don't want some guy (dog) hanging on my leg all night. I will not be your bi*tch. Get real. and I don't wear granny pants and that's what depends look like. you can have them all to yourself. "incontinence hotline.... can you hold, please?"



Toonces baby,

Once you go Tarboosh you'll never...... Shoot, I can't think of anything good that rhymes with that. But you know what I'm tryin' to say.

Ed



Are you telling her after having sex with you she'll never go back? lol



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