Toonces write: you are a hilarious person with a razor sharp wit. I enjoy "playing" with you.
And I tell you what, I will be your lover when he*ll freezes over and pigs fly. Now according to National Geographic, that is not likely to happen soon, and when it does we will be in the twilight zone and you will APPEAR to be the PERFECT man. Until then XX OO. Keep up the dream.... LOL
You dumped me, OK? Let's leave it at that. Drop the belated flattery. I want to wallow in your rejection. Stop playing with my feelings. I am not an animal - I am a human being!
I'm thinking of starting a new thread called "Ed Tarboosh Suicide Watch". This is what you've done to me Linda. Damn you! Damn you to hell! You're just like all the other women in my life - think your sh*t doesn't stink. Well it does, and I like it that way.
Just a warning, before I off myself I'll be taking a lot of you with me. I'm going to the gunshop tomorrow. Can anyone recommend a good weapon for me?
A water gun? You can pick one up for a mere $20 at Toys 'R Us! :-) Good luck...drowing yourself, you 'ol dog!
you pay 20 for a water gun...just pick one up at the dollar tree for 1
Elle40 write: I don't know sharp didn't he end up at the "sausage" factory
our mr. ed might not want to come to that bad end
that definatly sounded like a compliment! bad sharp especially from someone who doesn't want new friends... i dont eat meat too much tho so maybe we should just turn him into grass and cows can eat him.
You're right Elle, he wouldn't. Come to think of it, w e .... struggling to say this ... m i g h t ... miss his humour on MM! Sheesh! Did that sound like a compliment to you? lol
Hello Elle40, welcome to MM. Toonses is a great gal...and you just have to take Ed with a grain of salt, lime & a shot of tequila and suddenly he sounds real smooth! lol See how toons handles him so well?
i think it would take more than a shot of tequilla to handle him.
thank you for the welcome. do you suppose he borrowed his name from that old tv show about the talking horse. what WAS the name of that?