So what is this all about.. LOL ??

Good one, wwww... you should add it into the "Jokes" thread!!!!

To Funny www....I like that one..

DUSTY UNDERWEAR

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's

'Miracle Grow'."

That is why people were offended this morning. Must have not scrolled back far enough. I think he belongs on adultfriendfinder but it is pretty funny...and sick at the same time.

SIXFEETWTC

Well, at least mix some meat tenderizer with your suntan lotion.
Don't want to break out all of their teeth.
lol

You are so funny...was this the man you were talking about. I have to admit, it does scare me a little. I just can't figuire out if could possibly be real....or how they did it....??? Could be silicone????

SIXFEETWTC

I would like to suggest a toes to nose shave before you go to the beach. They may feed you to the sharks.
lol

petite, got you figured out now. All talk, no guts.
lol

Wow, it looks so real...so big...I would nor could ever take him.

not today, have a dr appt. AGAIN yuck!!!, and to be honest; SIX, I went out last night with some friends, and we went to breakfast at 2 this morn, so Im kinda headacheish, lol, . Think Ill chill right here fro a while .
This has definately woke me up!!! LOL
what a morning shocker I came into today, The King of The schmucks.
hahahaha, am I right??

I agree, and that is one big SCHMUCK!!!

Six, I think you are wrong, believe it or not, there are some women that look at the $$$, me personally, I don't care how much $$$ you have, if you have so much, the go get that thing downsized.
Your money doesn't intrest me at all!!
Good luck, there Mr.
maybe there is a site just for you..

I would go to the closet and stay.lol....To big Sweetie Pie

if i were u i would hide myself in the "virgin forest"...hahahah

....LOL.... could be...LOL

...Maggie...LOL... get me a man and i'll cope with the size...LOL....

And i thought there was no men on this Site....lol...Well do tell...I do think we as in (Women) Just think its going to be the right size by looking at the man as a person..I mean if he looks Attractive then he has what Works...NOT...I think for myself i just ask..How Big!!!Well it never hurts to ask...I told you up front I'm very Open and Honest..So Take me for me or not at all..

I was born the perfect size, I fit all women perfectly. Don't believe me? Come and try me out. Free fittings...

Exactly, it matters only ,thats its the RIGHT size. Must fit like a glove, then you know its the right fit!
Petty, so you came up with # 4??Creativity..ummm good one.

Does Size Matter..What do you think?...Of Course..Don't think no other way..Its like a Baseball glove..To play Right in the Field you must have the Right Size Glove ...Doesn't mean you have to try all the Gloves on just a Chosen few to see if they fit...Your Hand has to fit the Glove Gals...