Why Cats are better than Women Romance Forward to friends

  • View author's info Author Posted on Apr 12, 2005 at 08:29 PM

    I did the "Why dogs are better than men." Here's the flip side for all of you kitty fans.

    Cats keep their opinions to themselves

    Cats don't mind if you live with your mother

    Cats never question how much you're eating or how fat you are

    Cats never use up the credit card on clothing and jewelry.

    Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep

    Cats don't criticize the job you have

    Cats always look good first thing in the morning

    One good purr can be worth a thousand words

    Cats don't complain when you get a bad haircut

    Cats are happy with simple gifts, i.e. toy mice, rubber balls, etc.

    Cats never complain about the gifts you get them

    Cats don't care if you're romantically challenged

    Cats don't hog the bathroom for hours.

    Cats don't need a new dress every time they go out.

    Cats don't have PMS.

    Cats never question your decisions.

    A cat won't scream if it sees a mouse in the house.

    Cats don't ask "Am I getting fat?" and expect you to lie.

    Cats don't call the lawyers if you sleep with another cat.

    Cats dont object to kisses just because you haven't shaved.

    Cats don't expect expensive presents on their birthday.

    Cats never make you sleep in the spare bedroom
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  • View author's info Posted on Apr 15, 2005 at 01:25 AM

    Katie- scripps....you two are very creative on the fun.

    Of course female cats will never fake it (how they can? Tips from a vet.)
    Anyways lets leave the felinus for the felinus......And the women for us.....with the high maintenance and all that stuff...Lol>-----)>
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 13, 2005 at 11:00 PM

    Katie, you are right about one thing. Women are higher maintenance.

    You are definetly right about another thing. Women are definetly worth it.
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 13, 2005 at 06:48 AM

    "Cats don't ask "Am I getting fat?" and expect you to lie. "

    HAHA... as a friend explained to me once, that's the trickiest question ever because whatever you answer, it's NOT going to be the right one... you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.... Even if the man answers "No, I don't think you're getting fat", the woman will say "You're lying, you don't care about me..." hahaha

    Good list, SRM!!!!! :)
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 13, 2005 at 06:12 AM

    Buff...you can change that cat pic back in a second. Someone complained about all the pus*sies around here to the mm guys and they tried to ruin our fun. Hisssssssssss
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 13, 2005 at 06:06 AM

    Excellent job Scripps! You forgot a few. Cats don't fake it. You can always hear a cat when it's having sex. Cats always like to be rubbed.
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 13, 2005 at 04:33 AM

    Can't believe the MM gods changed my main picture while I slept.
    A quick check confirms I had more people read my profile last night than any other night.
    If my cat gets a date out of all this I will really be ticked!
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 13, 2005 at 01:06 AM

    Scripps, you are such a character! You're a lot of fun.

    I composed a list, for you, of why cats AREN'T better than women!

    * Cats WON?T give you a really great back massage, unless you LIKE the emergency ward in the hospital.

    * Cats WON?T pick you underwear and socks up for you and throw them in the laundry.

    * Cats can?t make you a double-decker sandwich because you don?t want to miss one second of the game.

    * Cats won?t wake you up to watch your favourite cop or CSI show.

    * Cats won?t let you do them in the shower.

    * Cats won?t purr just because you want them to.

    * Cats won?t wear a garter and silk stockings under their dress when you go out, and only tell YOU.

    * Cats won?t feel your forehead and bring you some hot soup in bed when you?re sick.

    * Cats won?t stick their tongue in your ear and then whisper something naughty.

    * Cats don?t care if you can do a really hot Chippendale strip dance.

    So, gentlemen ... you can get a cat to keep you company ... or girl. We're a little higher maintenance ... but soooo worth it!
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 13, 2005 at 12:06 AM

    I was hoping this got noticed on Kitty Day.
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 12, 2005 at 09:57 PM

    Yeah........thas right.....what he said.
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