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Posted on Fri, Apr 08, 2005 03:03

Hoax warnings don't usually scare me but this one is important.
Please send this to everyone in your mailing list.
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and then asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse. This is a scam; they just want to see your arse.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.



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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 22:12


WrightWoodPT write:
At this point,we are vastly outnumbered...Might be time to "take one for the team"



ooooh.... OK - you take him out and I'll hold him down. Or maybe it's better the other way around - lol!



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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 20:50

At this point,we are vastly outnumbered...Might be time to "take one for the team"



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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 19:43


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It sounds like it wasn't a "cold call". Did you make an appointment?

There was a man in LA who would ask waitresses if they had the keys to the freezer....They'd inevitably ask why.

He told them he wanted to take them in there and coldcock them. He finally was apprehended.



just showed up out of the blue!! lol

should I call the cops?? what do you think? or will you come to Minny's rescue?

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 14:18

No minny, that is another line of "goods".

Nice try anyway.

lol

wwwww



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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 14:02

I've always wanted to put tassels on my curtains.... er that IS what you're talking about right??



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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 11:36

Minny, did I ever tell you that I am a custom fitted tassel salesman?

Yep, sure am.

Wantafitting?



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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 01:57


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And my guess is that Cub rang the doorbell with no hands. I am sure that is why Minny opened the door.

lmao



wwww... I just can't get anything past ya can I?? You've got my number... sheesh.. and Cubby has my address... I'm cornered.
Cubby: could you PLEASE put your arms down now.....?? You made your point...

***KNOCK KNOCK***
Cubbeeee!!!! Stop it!!
I can't open the door now!!



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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 01:57


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Minerva415 write: on April 9th 05

ROFL......!!!!

bbd... yours was little and bald?? dang! mine was tall and hairy!!! hmmmm... come to think of it... he had a striking resemblance to one of the guitarists of ZZ Top...
maybe yours was Danny de Vito.....

:-D :-D



Tall and hairy Minny? Do I know him? ROTLM Azzz off!!! If he ever come to my door, I'll be more than ready ... entire fliming crew will be waiting for him!!!



Maayan... take care... and start preparing your offensive tactics... his next stop is DEFINITELY Kuala Lumpur. He's proceeding in reverse alphabetical order: L-uxembourg then K-uala Lumpur.
Keep us posted!



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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 23:29

It sounds like it wasn't a "cold call". Did you make an appointment?

There was a man in LA who would ask waitresses if they had the keys to the freezer....They'd inevitably ask why.

He told them he wanted to take them in there and coldcock them. He finally was apprehended.



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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 19:04

And my guess is that Cub rang the doorbell with no hands. I am sure that is why Minny opened the door.

lmao



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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 17:49


Minerva415 write:
Hoax warnings don't usually scare me but this one is important.
Please send this to everyone in your mailing list.
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and then asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse. This is a scam; they just want to see your arse.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.



Knock, knock...you show me yours and maybe I'll be nice enough to oblige.

Nice one Min...gave me a good laugh to end the weekend with

  


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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 16:02

rotflmao at minny

thank you for the chuckle!!!

we missed you in ohio...



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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 15:33


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Toonces write:
ARE YOU KIDDING MINNY! Did he give you his name and phone #. Email it to me, quick! wonder if he's heading my way? I'll be waiting at the door for him "come on down!" Guess while I'm waiting I should get my bu*t polished up, huh? LMAO

waiting, waiting, waiting.......

still waiting.............



yep - start polishing girl! you never know when a little hairy scam artist will suddenly appear on your door with a camera...



Gullible comes to mind here ladies..LMAo Minny remember the thread about the "Pubic Hair" and the doctor doing research on color. This must be the sister to that one...

  


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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 14:30

You mean to say you actually showed someone your a** at the front door?

Not that I would ever try such a thing, I wouldn't, but what in the world could someone say to you that would persuade you to show them your a**?

Did they have a camera? How many pictures did they take?



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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 14:24

To all those who are inclined to display their bare bums to strangers who visit uninvited .....

I am organizing a safari in early winter to track and hunt the elusive and exotic Canadian Snow Snake. Anyone interested is asked to send us $1000 US deposit now and the balance of only $500 in one month's time. The safari begins in Nunavut on November 24th (my birthday, when I will be 39 again) and I will gladly pay the GST and PST taxes for all.

Start packing!

  


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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 11:33


Toonces write:
ARE YOU KIDDING MINNY! Did he give you his name and phone #. Email it to me, quick! wonder if he's heading my way? I'll be waiting at the door for him "come on down!" Guess while I'm waiting I should get my bu*t polished up, huh? LMAO

waiting, waiting, waiting.......

still waiting.............



yep - start polishing girl! you never know when a little hairy scam artist will suddenly appear on your door with a camera...

  


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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 11:26

OMG - LMAO!!! Can't believe this old thread from 3 months ago suddenly came to life again!!
Too funny....

  


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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 11:07

ARE YOU KIDDING MINNY! Did he give you his name and phone #. Email it to me, quick! wonder if he's heading my way? I'll be waiting at the door for him "come on down!" Guess while I'm waiting I should get my bu*t polished up, huh? LMAO

waiting, waiting, waiting.......

still waiting.............

  


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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 09:43

I would suppose you know there really are snipes, they are a kind of short bird with a fairly long bill, a water bird, smaller than a heron. Lots of them around here.

You can look them up in the dictionary or on-line.



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