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Posted on Thu, Mar 10, 2005 12:08

Thought that this would probably be a fun topic...
The best pick-up line I ever got was in the summer time, on a really nice warm evening... I was in Burlington (VT), down by the lake, next to the marina, sitting on a park bench reading a book, and soaking in the beauty of the lake, the Adirondacks and the gorgeous sunset I had in front of me. A nice little blues band was playing at the marina, sailboats and yachts were coming in and out, there was no wind, it was humid and hot, lightning in the distant sky as the sun was disappearing. A boat went by me, and the man said: "Would you like to come chase thunderbolts with me?" That was so incredibly sweet... Had I not been in a relationship... mmmmmmmmm!

  


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Posted on Mon, Mar 14, 2005 05:54

Hmmm... alberto... a confident man... I feel endorphins kicking in... ;)

  


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Posted on Sat, Mar 12, 2005 16:02

A man sits next to a woman at the bar and says: "you know the human body has 256 bones in it?" and the woman says: "so, what"

the man says: "would you like one more"?

  


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Posted on Sat, Mar 12, 2005 10:15

I was at a very crowded party and walked by a guy, who then yelled out (and I mean yelled!) "your eyes!"
I stopped an looked at him?
He continued, " your eyes, are the type that men have fought wars for, died in battle for longing to see them once last time before they die!"
Dumbfounded for a second, I then gave him a round of applause, joined in by a few others.
Told him that was absolutely the best line ever!
He got the date.

  


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Posted on Sat, Mar 12, 2005 08:00

Sitting at a bar with my best friend talking about our car repairs...
Comment (from the guy listening in on our conversation next to us):
"Gee! I sure would like to check YOUR oil, Baby... hehehe"
Answer:
"I've got my own dipstick, thank you very much!"

  


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Posted on Sat, Mar 12, 2005 07:53

Lol... that was a good one, fun4two...

  


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Posted on Sat, Mar 12, 2005 07:51

Question:
"How about some Italian sausage?"
Answer:
"Not with my French buns, thank you very much!"
... and all happening in English...

  


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Posted on Sat, Mar 12, 2005 02:51

Worst line:

I was walking to Walmart from my car. A pickup truck pulled up alongside me and stopped to roll down the window. I thought he wanted directions. I stopped and smiled. He stuck his head out the window and in the most serious tone asked, "Do you wanna ****?"
I was shocked! I was so angry and disgusted, I just answered, "Do it to yourself."
He looked like I had insulted him! He yelled after me, "Hey, maybe I didn't say it the nicest way, but gimme a break! I'm not a poet!"

He had that right!

  


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Posted on Fri, Mar 11, 2005 23:12

That was a pretty cute punch line too, 1SG. Good one!

  


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Posted on Fri, Mar 11, 2005 00:40

The best pick-up line ever used on me was a pinch on the butt. Now how can you say more than that? A pinch is worth a 1000 words.
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