Thought that this would probably be a fun topic...
The best pick-up line I ever got was in the summer time, on a really nice warm evening... I was in Burlington (VT), down by the lake, next to the marina, sitting on a park bench reading a book, and soaking in the beauty of the lake, the Adirondacks and the gorgeous sunset I had in front of me. A nice little blues band was playing at the marina, sailboats and yachts were coming in and out, there was no wind, it was humid and hot, lightning in the distant sky as the sun was disappearing. A boat went by me, and the man said: "Would you like to come chase thunderbolts with me?" That was so incredibly sweet... Had I not been in a relationship... mmmmmmmmm!
At an all inclusive last year, a fellow I had given some riding pointers to earlier in the day, blocked my path when I was on my way to get dessert. First he enlightened me to how sore his butt felt...then he changed to..."you and your son & daughter all have the same blue eyes...you have the most beautiful eyes, they are sooo blue, I get lost in their depths when I look into them!" Feeling awkward, my response was, "Gee, thanks, excuse me, I was just on my way for dessert." He was 18 yrs old!!! LOL
I was at a very crowded party and walked by a guy, who then yelled out (and I mean yelled!) "your eyes!"
I stopped an looked at him?
He continued, " your eyes, are the type that men have fought wars for, died in battle for longing to see them once last time before they die!"
Dumbfounded for a second, I then gave him a round of applause, joined in by a few others.
Told him that was absolutely the best line ever!
He got the date.
Sitting at a bar with my best friend talking about our car repairs...
Comment (from the guy listening in on our conversation next to us):
"Gee! I sure would like to check YOUR oil, Baby... hehehe"
"I've got my own dipstick, thank you very much!"
I was walking to Walmart from my car. A pickup truck pulled up alongside me and stopped to roll down the window. I thought he wanted directions. I stopped and smiled. He stuck his head out the window and in the most serious tone asked, "Do you wanna ****?"
I was shocked! I was so angry and disgusted, I just answered, "Do it to yourself."
He looked like I had insulted him! He yelled after me, "Hey, maybe I didn't say it the nicest way, but gimme a break! I'm not a poet!"
MR over my adult life i have had some doozies. But i can tell you i don't remember any of them. They were so outrageous i did at one time but have since forgotten them. I guess when you hear one of those outlandish ones you should rush home and write it down for posterity. LOL