Your post started out so wonderfully and then you had to end it so horribly! Do you realize you are solicting yourself out?? I believe the oldest profession in the world is illegal in most states!! And how would you get all that stuff done AND be your benefactor's slave within 30 days?? This is a crazy thing to post on a dating site.
Do you actually think a Man would take you seriously in a relationship that starts off this way with compensation for "services"? I think you're cruisin' for a bruisin', sister. Be careful you don't wind up in some Basement as a sex-slave.....Wheeeew!