Male genitalia? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Entertainment and Hobbies

  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2009 08:09


    LET'S HOPE YOUR ENCOUNTERS OF AN ANATOMICAL CLOSE KIND ARE FULFILLING!

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  • View author's info posted on Apr 12, 2006 18:54


    robotic123_74 write:
    I am a member of AANR, that is a nudist organization. If you are curious about the opposite s*ex or your own they let it all hang out there.

    Most of the men and women are very well endowed.

    The only nudist resorts I have been to are family resorts so all ages are there and there is no s*ex allowed out in the open at least.

    I am told that in general the ratio of single men to single women at nudist resorts is about 10 to 1. I should think that for single women it should be a happy hunting ground. At least you would get to view the merchandise.

    They are very nice places and so far I have not met a nut or fanatic or weirdo of any sort.

    I've always wanted to go to a nudist resort but haven't been able to find one in cali.
  • View author's info posted on Dec 31, 2005 16:33


    EuropeanQT write:
    Thanking my good friend who sent me this email.
    Enjoy!


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  • View author's info posted on Oct 23, 2005 19:56


    That was hilarious. I'll have to carry the list around just in case I find a suspect :O
    That was hilarious. I'll have to carry the list around just in case I find a suspect :O

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  • View author's info posted on Oct 15, 2005 18:25


    lord d...I would love to see you in a skirt!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 05, 2005 10:24


    I am a member of AANR, that is a nudist organization. If you are curious about the opposite s*ex or your own they let it all hang out there.

    Most of the men and women are very well endowed.

    The only nudist resorts I have been to are family resorts so all ages are there and there is no s*ex allowed out in the open at least.

    I am told that in general the ratio of single men to single women at nudist resorts is about 10 to 1. I should think that for single women it should be a happy hunting ground. At least you would get to view the merchandise.

    They are very nice places and so far I have not met a nut or fanatic or weirdo of any sort.
  • View author's info posted on Jul 31, 2005 19:41


    *snickers* I think I need to remember some of those for future reference. My boss is always having this issue and though it's not quite visible it would be funny to use one of these. If I get fired I'll blame it all on MM.
  • View author's info posted on Jul 23, 2005 22:22


    haha. Thanks! I needed the laugh! Gret sense of humor!
  • View author's info posted on Jun 09, 2005 03:09



    champagnepowder write:
    I'm getting back to the topic at hand. Just curious if women are as fascinated by male genitalia as we (or least I) am about the female side? I have heard varying opinions from infatuation to utilitarian...let's here the opinions of the MM women!

    I know Katie isn't on here as often as she was b/4 but I already know she LOVES it (or at least her post imply that).


    ...I also miss Katie posting....LOL...and she is not the only one that LOVES it....LOL....
  • View author's info posted on May 29, 2005 00:05


    I guess the HIghlanders had a far harder and poorer existence and survival of the fittest meant killing each other to keep their meagre turf to stay alive.
    Behind my father-in-law's farm there is a cemetery full of old tombstones of these Scottish warriors and each tells a folklore of ghosts that haunt that heather-ridden landscape..of brave heroes and forsaken love...just like out of 'Wuthering Heights ' when i first arrived for a visit.I was probably the first Oriental girl to have visited that remote island..which is a popular venue for geological students and explorers and visitors who want to do their pilgrimage to Iona,the island across from Mull, the first center of Christianity in Scotland I believe.
  • View author's info posted on May 28, 2005 20:22


    Very funny. What can people do on here if they're not a gold member? Anything other than send messages out into thin air?
  • View author's info posted on May 28, 2005 16:05


    well I was only married to a half Scot ..so I reckon we are rival enemies ...killing each other and apparently the mad highlanders bit off the adam's apple of their lowland tirbal enemies..is that true?
  • View author's info posted on May 28, 2005 14:34


    sexu*ally repressive or not,to subject a child to peddle sex dolls while minding her baby brother is going a little too far don't u agree?

    what color is your tartan?
    Whereabouts did our clan orignate? highlands or lowland...
  • View author's info posted on May 27, 2005 00:12


    ww..sounds like the bed was imported from Katmandu..
    In all the temples around,their roofs and pillars were decorated by thousands of carvings of corpulating couples in all positions and I was approached by a little girl with her baby brother strapped on her back, she asked innocently: HOw many positions do you have in your country?' I looked puzzled till she quickly replied: 'We have 365 positions in my country..' and proceeded to take out two little wooden male and female replicas and started demonstrating all the sexual positions and wanted me to buy them..such a shocking sales pitch from a little girl trying to make a living while playing nursemaid to her baby brother..

    I can't help but feel a convulsive sense of pity and irony that tourism has so clearly tainted this little girl's life..will she grow up to be a call-girl or a pimp to survive the poverty that is all around her? In a different environment she might have become a real entrepreneur or a successful manager..what has happened to this little girl today?
  • View author's info posted on May 26, 2005 16:49


    You need the 4 poster bed someone recently sent a picture of to me. Guess what the six foot by 1 foot ornate carved posts looked like.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 25, 2005 13:41


    CP,
    If u go to Japan there are temples which worship the phallic symbol but there are none with female genitalia..symbol of chauvinism, utilitarian , procreation or pleasure provider?
    Frankly to me visually it is just an extension of the male anatomy which is not as beautiful as the protrusions of the female anatomy..I mean if you walk into a room of naked men and women , what would you notice first, the female form i.e. her bust or bottoms or the boring male form? Even as a woman I would be more fascinated by the female form, there are more protrusions and 'thingies' to see and admire..don't you think?
    Im afraid I m more fascinated by what is between a man's ears than what is between his legs..
  • View author's info posted on May 22, 2005 23:36


    Alpen,
    I was married to a half-Scot, so have travelled to Isle of Mull , Oban and most of West coast Scotland..but always curious what the girls wear under their kilts when they do the highland dance...
    Never realise that the Sporran could cause such discomfort when dancing...lol
    So which clan do u belong to? OUrs is the Macdonald clan , Green Scottish tartan..apparently their ancestors were known to bite off the Adam apples of the opposing tribe in the bygone days of violent tribal war between the HIghlanders and the low landers...
  • View author's info posted on May 21, 2005 11:16



    lord_d write:
    hmmm.....from now....I will dress like scotish people.......with a skirt....!!!



    LOL... love man in kilt but u have to wear it at the scottish way...LOL.. without underwear...is a must!!
  • View author's info posted on May 02, 2005 23:50


    I must confess.

    I put a trace on this thread to see what women took a peek. It has been interesting to say the least.

    LMAO.



    Justkidding, but it really would be interesting, don't you think guys?
  • View author's info posted on Apr 12, 2005 14:08


    LOL!! I needed that.
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