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Posted on Mon, Jan 24, 2005 20:40

Thanking my good friend who sent me this email.
Enjoy!


Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down by David
Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson!

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars, but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.

And the #1 way to tell a dude his zipper is unzipped.....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.



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Posted on Sun, May 31, 2009 08:09

LET'S HOPE YOUR ENCOUNTERS OF AN ANATOMICAL CLOSE KIND ARE FULFILLING!

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Posted on Wed, Apr 12, 2006 18:54

robotic123_74 write:
I am a member of AANR, that is a nudist organization. If you are curious about the opposite s*ex or your own they let it all hang out there.

Most of the men and women are very well endowed.

The only nudist resorts I have been to are family resorts so all ages are there and there is no s*ex allowed out in the open at least.

I am told that in general the ratio of single men to single women at nudist resorts is about 10 to 1. I should think that for single women it should be a happy hunting ground. At least you would get to view the merchandise.

They are very nice places and so far I have not met a nut or fanatic or weirdo of any sort.

I've always wanted to go to a nudist resort but haven't been able to find one in cali.



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Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2005 16:33

EuropeanQT write:
Thanking my good friend who sent me this email.
Enjoy!


Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down by David
Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson!

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars, but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.

And the #1 way to tell a dude his zipper is unzipped.....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

  


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Posted on Sun, Oct 23, 2005 19:56

That was hilarious. I'll have to carry the list around just in case I find a suspect :O
That was hilarious. I'll have to carry the list around just in case I find a suspect :O

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Posted on Sat, Oct 15, 2005 18:25

lord d...I would love to see you in a skirt!



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Posted on Fri, Aug 05, 2005 10:24

I am a member of AANR, that is a nudist organization. If you are curious about the opposite s*ex or your own they let it all hang out there.

Most of the men and women are very well endowed.

The only nudist resorts I have been to are family resorts so all ages are there and there is no s*ex allowed out in the open at least.

I am told that in general the ratio of single men to single women at nudist resorts is about 10 to 1. I should think that for single women it should be a happy hunting ground. At least you would get to view the merchandise.

They are very nice places and so far I have not met a nut or fanatic or weirdo of any sort.



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Posted on Sun, Jul 31, 2005 19:41

*snickers* I think I need to remember some of those for future reference. My boss is always having this issue and though it's not quite visible it would be funny to use one of these. If I get fired I'll blame it all on MM.

  


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Posted on Sat, Jul 23, 2005 22:22

haha. Thanks! I needed the laugh! Gret sense of humor!



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Posted on Thu, Jun 09, 2005 03:09


champagnepowder write:
I'm getting back to the topic at hand. Just curious if women are as fascinated by male genitalia as we (or least I) am about the female side? I have heard varying opinions from infatuation to utilitarian...let's here the opinions of the MM women!

I know Katie isn't on here as often as she was b/4 but I already know she LOVES it (or at least her post imply that).


...I also miss Katie posting....LOL...and she is not the only one that LOVES it....LOL....



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Posted on Sun, May 29, 2005 00:05

I guess the HIghlanders had a far harder and poorer existence and survival of the fittest meant killing each other to keep their meagre turf to stay alive.
Behind my father-in-law's farm there is a cemetery full of old tombstones of these Scottish warriors and each tells a folklore of ghosts that haunt that heather-ridden landscape..of brave heroes and forsaken love...just like out of 'Wuthering Heights ' when i first arrived for a visit.I was probably the first Oriental girl to have visited that remote island..which is a popular venue for geological students and explorers and visitors who want to do their pilgrimage to Iona,the island across from Mull, the first center of Christianity in Scotland I believe.



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Posted on Sat, May 28, 2005 20:22

Very funny. What can people do on here if they're not a gold member? Anything other than send messages out into thin air?



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Posted on Sat, May 28, 2005 17:05


Bonnie88 write:
well I was only married to a half Scot ..so I reckon we are rival enemies ...killing each other and apparently the mad highlanders bit off the adam's apple of their lowland tirbal enemies..is that true?



I don't know! I suspect there was probably more inter-clan rivalry between the different Highland clans than between Highlanders and Lowlanders.

For example: if you go to the Clachaig Inn in Glen Coe (an excellent inn by the way) you'll still see a sign on the door saying "No hawkers or Campbells".

(Glen Coe was of course the location of the infamous massacre where the Campbells butchered the MacDonalds.)



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Posted on Sat, May 28, 2005 16:05

well I was only married to a half Scot ..so I reckon we are rival enemies ...killing each other and apparently the mad highlanders bit off the adam's apple of their lowland tirbal enemies..is that true?



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Posted on Sat, May 28, 2005 15:43


Bonnie88 write:
sexu*ally repressive or not,to subject a child to peddle sex dolls while minding her baby brother is going a little too far don't u agree?

what color is your tartan?
Whereabouts did our clan orignate? highlands or lowland...



Yes, I would certainly agree that children peddling s*x toys is a bit O.T.T.

~

On a slightly less depressing note:
originally my clan originated in the Highlands, but they backed the losing side at Culloden; and so lost their lands. I'm guessing after the Jacobite rebellion in 1746 they moved to the Lowlands for work - my family tree only goes as far back as about 1840, so between the '45 and the 1840s I don't know.

There are various different types of tartan for my clan: the traditional one is red, but there is a hunting tartan that is green and an "ancient" tartan that is green and yellow. I'll bet you're sorry you asked now!



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Posted on Sat, May 28, 2005 14:34

sexu*ally repressive or not,to subject a child to peddle sex dolls while minding her baby brother is going a little too far don't u agree?

what color is your tartan?
Whereabouts did our clan orignate? highlands or lowland...



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Posted on Sat, May 28, 2005 10:18

Bonnie:

To answer a previous question, my clan name is my surname, so I'm not disclosing that on the forums...!

As regards your story about Katmandu, I'm not sure what is worse - a society that is very open about all things s*xual, or one that is very repressive. There are still far too many people with hang-ups, certainly in parts of British society. There must be a healthy balance there somewhere.



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Posted on Fri, May 27, 2005 00:12

ww..sounds like the bed was imported from Katmandu..
In all the temples around,their roofs and pillars were decorated by thousands of carvings of corpulating couples in all positions and I was approached by a little girl with her baby brother strapped on her back, she asked innocently: HOw many positions do you have in your country?' I looked puzzled till she quickly replied: 'We have 365 positions in my country..' and proceeded to take out two little wooden male and female replicas and started demonstrating all the sexual positions and wanted me to buy them..such a shocking sales pitch from a little girl trying to make a living while playing nursemaid to her baby brother..

I can't help but feel a convulsive sense of pity and irony that tourism has so clearly tainted this little girl's life..will she grow up to be a call-girl or a pimp to survive the poverty that is all around her? In a different environment she might have become a real entrepreneur or a successful manager..what has happened to this little girl today?



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Posted on Thu, May 26, 2005 16:49

You need the 4 poster bed someone recently sent a picture of to me. Guess what the six foot by 1 foot ornate carved posts looked like.

lol



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Posted on Thu, May 26, 2005 03:55

Well as I'm very visual... ahem.. (who said only men are visual..??) BOTH turn me on - lol.

  


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