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View author's info Posted on Jun 25, 2012 at 04:55 PM

Patient: My problem doctor is that obesity runs in my family.
Doctor: No, your problem is that no one runs in your family.
Saw this today and had a big laugh.
Cheers,
Ethan

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View author's info Posted on Jun 21, 2012 at 02:05 PM

'Be who you are and say what you feel 'cause people who mind don't matter, and people who matter don't mind.'

-Dr. Seuss

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View author's info Posted on Jun 20, 2012 at 02:05 PM

Heard this one today,thought it was interesting.

"Men are like dogs. If they think someone wants their bone,(their woman) they guard it fiercely."

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View author's info Posted on Jun 11, 2012 at 09:32 PM

This about sums it up.

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View author's info Posted on Mar 30, 2012 at 12:14 PM

Something I found;

olny 55% of Pepole can raed tihs I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod
aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod
are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid
deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Azanmig huh?yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! fi
yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel

How did u do? Did you hear that some schools are not teaching cursive? I think spelling is very important, teaching kids how to spell and write cursive still should be a priority.

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View author's info Posted on Mar 21, 2012 at 09:09 PM

This quote is very appropriate for my nation, the United States. right now. Obama just signed a executive order that can take everything away from us and makes us slaves to the government. Please research -Executive order signed March 16,2012, the National Defense Resources Preparedness aka NDRP

“A nation can survive its fools, even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within....for the traitor appears not to be a traitor...he rots the soul of a nation...he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist.”
Cicero quote

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View author's info Posted on Mar 21, 2012 at 12:40 AM

Every woman deserves a man who calls her baby, kisses her like he means it, holds her like he never wants to let go, doesn't cheat or lie, wipes her tears when she cries, doesn't make her jealous of other woman,but instead makes other woman jealous of her.He is not scared to let his friends know how he really feels about her and lets her know how much he really loves her.

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View author's info Posted on Mar 18, 2012 at 12:30 PM

"Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, just take another shot."

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View author's info Posted on Mar 17, 2012 at 12:11 PM

Happy St. Patrick's Day : )

"May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields,
And until we meet again,
May God hold you
In the palm of his hand."

Until we meet again...love you Mom.

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View author's info Posted on Mar 13, 2012 at 11:11 PM

A quote from one of my favorite movies "The Count of Monte Cristo"

"Abbe Faria: [he is dying] When people die, we feel a grief because their minds are lost to us. How fortunate am I... I leave my mind behind in your possession; it is part of yours. Use it as an instrument for justice. My blessing... Edmond, if you could only see. Death is so beautiful
[he dies]

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View author's info Posted on Mar 12, 2012 at 02:03 PM

Don't fish what you can't catch.

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View author's info Posted on Mar 11, 2012 at 03:44 AM

What is popular is not always right and what is right is not always popular.

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View author's info Posted on Mar 09, 2012 at 12:15 PM

Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with deeper meaning.
…Maya Angelou

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View author's info Posted on Feb 27, 2012 at 01:42 AM

With every ending there is a new beginning.

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View author's info Posted on Feb 25, 2012 at 10:57 PM

Some fragrance stays on the hand that gives a rose.

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View author's info Posted on Feb 25, 2012 at 03:41 PM

Here is a good statement to post in your facebook page,etc.

"The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. ... That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying.

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View author's info Posted on Feb 23, 2012 at 11:05 PM

*I'm back after having some time off here because of my broken laptop. Keep in mind,I had to change my user name since I got my acct. here got hacked into so this has always been my thread.

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

I've been waiting for mine to arrive ; ) Starting to lose my patience.

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View author's info Posted on Feb 23, 2012 at 11:03 PM

*I'm back after having some time off here because of my broken laptop. Keep in mind,I had to change my user name since I got my acct. here got hacked into so this has always been my thread.

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

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View author's info Posted on Jan 09, 2012 at 04:47 PM

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

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View author's info Posted on Jan 02, 2012 at 12:11 AM

“An evil exists that threatens every man, woman and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland.”
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Adolf Hitler, when announcing the Gestapo to the people

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