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Posted on Sun, Oct 08, 2006 07:22

Queenofyourdreams write:
I cannot believe I missed this thread. Oh, my...I see that now Blue is having oral sex with a princess phone (or was that with triples dental dam)and the Lone Ranger wants to take Blue out for a date at night...

Very interesting thread you have here. I am still trying to understand why you would need pads to go with all the above.

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queenie, you're way off base if you doln't see the need for knee pads on this thread!! as for licking the dental damn, I don't know, do you spread strawberry jam on it for flavor? why not just put a finger off platex gloves on your tongue??



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Posted on Sat, Oct 07, 2006 08:31

I cannot believe I missed this thread. Oh, my...I see that now Blue is having oral sex with a princess phone (or was that with triples dental dam)and the Lone Ranger wants to take Blue out for a date at night...

Very interesting thread you have here. I am still trying to understand why you would need pads to go with all the above.



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Posted on Sat, Oct 07, 2006 08:02

TripleS write:
big22blue write:
SSS what is a dental dam. had enough abstaining and phones are a mess to clean up.

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G@@gle it and you will get all the info. BTW you aren't supposed to have sex with the phone per se...unless it's one of those sexy pink princess phones! lmao j/k

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SSS, did just that on the google. how do you keep that thing in place? there are no teeth to anchor it to--at least in most cases, I've heard of these snapping P----s, but havne't gotten up close and personal with one yet. with that, looks like a roll of Saran Wrap would be the same. never been good at licking the mirror or the like, so that in'st going to work.

as for the phone, those pink ones are too too pink! I guess I'll need a little instruction on this aspect of safe sex, so I'm all ears or whatever else works with the phone. your instruction and guidance would be most appreciated!! not having to clean up the phone would probably make it a lot better.....



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Posted on Sat, Oct 07, 2006 07:59

loneranger06 write:
Blue you got a problem , this ol' boy as often said is ex marine, he's part of the SBS, we take you boys on in the dead of night and you dont even know were there , the first thing you know is when St . Peter says hey boy you sure werent awake tonight.
The boys from Poole alway get there man. you never hear the twang of the cross bow , the swish of the throwing knife or the thwack of the silenced Patchet, you speaking to the man

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I bow to superior technique and experienced old LR. and can only apologize for being a bit too cavalier on the uptake. I'm of the old school, put enough lead in the air and you'll hit the target. as for the silenced, never been good in that area. loud mouth, big bang!! I'll keep my clip in my blue shorts! SFi



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Posted on Fri, Oct 06, 2006 18:15

Blue you got a problem , this ol' boy as often said is ex marine, he's part of the SBS, we take you boys on in the dead of night and you dont even know were there , the first thing you know is when St . Peter says hey boy you sure werent awake tonight.
The boys from Poole alway get there man. you never hear the twang of the cross bow , the swish of the throwing knife or the thwack of the silenced Patchet, you speaking to the man



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Posted on Fri, Oct 06, 2006 17:40

loneranger06 write:
Well that might just be so but what you do with your clip off 13 if some big axe has removed handy wandy, id go get 13 clops and ride away, clippity cloppity

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ranger, 13 rounds, I never miss. clippity cloppity for sure. but without the rider!!



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Posted on Fri, Oct 06, 2006 09:14

big22blue write:
SSS what is a dental dam. had enough abstaining and phones are a mess to clean up.

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G@@gle it and you will get all the info. BTW you aren't supposed to have sex with the phone per se...unless it's one of those sexy pink princess phones! lmao j/k



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Posted on Fri, Oct 06, 2006 08:51

Well that might just be so but what you do with your clip off 13 if some big axe has removed handy wandy, id go get 13 clops and ride away, clippity cloppity



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Posted on Fri, Oct 06, 2006 06:35

loneranger06 write:
Blue if you want protection, son, put that little choper away and i'll lent you my AXE

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Ranger, learned a long time ago that an extra clip of 13 goes a long way in a knife fight!



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Posted on Fri, Oct 06, 2006 06:34

SSS what is a dental dam. had enough abstaining and phones are a mess to clean up.



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Posted on Thu, Oct 05, 2006 10:18

Abstinence or phone sex, really the only safe options. Or a dental dam. That's all I got. Hope it helps.



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Posted on Wed, Oct 04, 2006 13:30

Blue if you want protection, son, put that little choper away and i'll lent you my AXE