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Posted on Thu, Jul 27, 2006 17:10

Hey BL, great thread, especially for us aliens , i know every thing over here is bigger taller larger louder deeper etc, but i just want a pic of the nag them there shoes came of

  


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Posted on Thu, Jul 27, 2006 12:15

polishing bongos keeps my hands soft.

lol



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Posted on Wed, Jul 26, 2006 20:49

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TrippleS, how can you call Arkansas people small minded. One family alone is dominating the retail business in the US, and is the richest family in the world. What is small anyway?

No, I do not know dear Bill, nor his sweet wife. I have lived mostly in Texas in years past. But, I may run for his old job next year. I will be running on a beautiful bongo set for all men platform. Will you vote for me??

lol


WWW's you mentioned that Arkansas is the pettiest state, I wanted to expand upon that statement. Petty sounds so petty, although small minded may be worse!

What makes you want to run for public office? lol


I told U. "beautiful bongo set for all men". I thought you would know about butt bongo players and how important a political (and cultural) force they represent in the US. Why I bet 99% of the men and at least 2% of the ladies are involved in this culture and that is 101% total. It will be a landside.

And quit making fun of my typing, to wit:

Its purty,perty, pertiest, pretty, as in good looking, attractive, not "petty".

REGIONAL NOTE Purty is probably the most common American example of metathesis, a linguistic process in which two adjacent sounds are reversed in order. Metathesis in English often involves the consonant r and a vowel, since the phonetic properties of r are so vowellike. For example, the word third used to be thrid, and bird, brid. By the same process, English pretty often came to be realized as purty in regional speech. Most such words stabilized because of the influence of printing and the resultant standardized spelling, but purty for pretty has survived in regional American dialects.


Purdy is the woman's prison in Washington. They sew sweatshirts for tourists there.

I love your typing! How do you keep your hands so soft?



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Posted on Tue, Jul 25, 2006 10:33

TripleS write:
wwww123456 write:
TrippleS, how can you call Arkansas people small minded. One family alone is dominating the retail business in the US, and is the richest family in the world. What is small anyway?

Now I do admit some of our home grown presidents have zipper problems, but that's not unusual, in fact probably the norm.

No, I do not know dear Bill, nor his sweet wife. I have lived mostly in Texas in years past. But, I may run for his old job next year. I will be running on a beautiful bongo set for all men platform. Will you vote for me??

lol


WWW's you mentioned that Arkansas is the pettiest state, I wanted to expand upon that statement. Petty sounds so petty, although small minded may be worse!

What makes you want to run for public office? lol


I told U. "beautiful bongo set for all men". I thought you would know about butt bongo players and how important a political (and cultural) force they represent in the US. Why I bet 99% of the men and at least 2% of the ladies are involved in this culture and that is 101% total. It will be a landside.

And quit making fun of my typing, to wit:

Its purty,perty, pertiest, pretty, as in good looking, attractive, not "petty".

REGIONAL NOTE Purty is probably the most common American example of metathesis, a linguistic process in which two adjacent sounds are reversed in order. Metathesis in English often involves the consonant r and a vowel, since the phonetic properties of r are so vowellike. For example, the word third used to be thrid, and bird, brid. By the same process, English pretty often came to be realized as purty in regional speech. Most such words stabilized because of the influence of printing and the resultant standardized spelling, but purty for pretty has survived in regional American dialects.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 24, 2006 11:06

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The Anti-Redneck...


How many nefews and neices do you have Anti ??? :o)



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Posted on Mon, Jul 24, 2006 06:38

wwww123456 write:
TrippleS, how can you call Arkansas people small minded. One family alone is dominating the retail business in the US, and is the richest family in the world. What is small anyway?

Now I do admit some of our home grown presidents have zipper problems, but that's not unusual, in fact probably the norm.

No, I do not know dear Bill, nor his sweet wife. I have lived mostly in Texas in years past. But, I may run for his old job next year. I will be running on a beautiful bongo set for all men platform. Will you vote for me??

lol


WWW's you mentioned that Arkansas is the pettiest state, I wanted to expand upon that statement. Petty sounds so petty, although small minded may be worse!

What makes you want to run for public office? lol



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Posted on Sun, Jul 23, 2006 16:56

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All right you jerks, I want you to know that I was born and raised in Arkansas, and that it is the pettiest state in the US. The women are kinda mean, so we do need to import some nicer ones.

And I am willing to prove how nice the state is by inviting all of you women who are built like brick outhouses to come and visit me this fall. I should be back there about then.

I am sorry that I only have one bed, and that we will have to share it with my coon dog, but he really don't shed much hair or slobber much.

youallcome.


I don't think that OurKansas is petty, Doubleu's, perhaps one could say small minded, although others such as yourself have large brains.

Do you know Bill Clinton?



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Posted on Thu, Jul 20, 2006 23:41

All right you jerks, I want you to know that I was born and raised in Arkansas, and that it is the pettiest state in the US. The women are kinda mean, so we do need to import some nicer ones.

And I am willing to prove how nice the state is by inviting all of you women who are built like brick outhouses to come and visit me this fall. I should be back there about then.

I am sorry that I only have one bed, and that we will have to share it with my coon dog, but he really don't shed much hair or slobber much.

youallcome.



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Posted on Sun, Jul 09, 2006 23:20

Qu for ARredneck:

What are your past times? Noodling and AI'ing? You will have to explain what these are for the city folk here.

Inquiring minds want to know!



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Posted on Sun, Jul 09, 2006 13:55

Hi Everyone!

RLMAO everyone- Beauty, BB Ma'am, Robin, Red, Gigi, MBEyes, Billy Bob (ARrdneck) and Ducky. Just too much fun here. These pic's and comments are just so funny. Billy Bob has the best in my opinion for pic's. Gigi has the cute pic for the Billy Bob Dog, lol. That lil dog is just so cute. I am really enjoying where this post is going, right Billy Bob? Are we "Buddies" again my friend? No "Woopin" me ok, lol. Take care everyone, and keep the post coming, LMAO still!

PS. If you get the time, check out Homeland Security under Men or is that Message board. I am having a "Blonde" moment right now, lolol. ttyl.

For the "Wealthy" Out House

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Posted on Sun, Jul 09, 2006 00:24

The Anti-Redneck...

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Posted on Fri, Jul 07, 2006 13:56

Hi Everyone!

No Billy Bob, I am not making fun of you, lol. I enjoy chatting with you. So please do not get upset, Ok! I have a new pic to add here. Do you like it, lol?

Redneck Yacht, LMAO

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Posted on Wed, Jul 05, 2006 13:20

Hi Everyone,

Lol- More Redneck Past Time Activities.

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Posted on Mon, Jul 03, 2006 21:08

red neck horse shoes hmmmmmmmmmmmmm



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Posted on Mon, Jul 03, 2006 21:03

ohhhhhhhhh to be a redneck i though we was bad geeeeeeeeeez



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Posted on Mon, Jul 03, 2006 20:34

Hi Everyone!

Well ARredneck, I think the winner is your pic of Arkansas and Bill Clinton pic, lol. Her is one you might like too.

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Posted on Sun, Jul 02, 2006 07:37

Hi ya :)
If you want pictures of redneck past times. I will go for a drive today and snap several..lol. I live in redneckvile..lol

  


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Posted on Sun, Jul 02, 2006 05:52

10 Ways To Tell It's a Redneck's Computer:

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a beer can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell it's redneck' computer...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".



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