Mandalay207 write: He certainly doesn't type in a "Texas accent"...maybe his fingers are hung.
Do I type with an Alabama accent? What am I asking??? I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!
I've done extensive research (talked to a couple of locals) on the subject. They concur. I sound "normal" to them. No accent whatsoever.
You're from Alabama? I thought you were from Heaven....
(Oh that sounded so cheesy!!!)
Ok, let me try again....
You're from Alabama? I thought you were the picture worth a thousand words...
(OMG! Still cheesy....bordering on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Cheesy!!!)
You're from Alabama? Oh yeah!...You are!...Russellville...never noticed.
Ummm...can't tell if you have an accent...will you whisper in my ear please? I'll let you know then if you do or not...
Come a little closer, babe.
Forget the accent!...Damn Gem!! You smell fantastic!!
What is that fragrance?
Parfum de gemme, Mandalay. Perfectly natural. Can't be bought in stores. lol
You mean it doesn't come with the 10 pc. Ginsu Knife Set as advertised on TV? Everything else does I think!...LMAO
LOL no. Not even at the LOW LOW price of $19.95. BUT WAIT! They'll throw in a completely worthless doodad that you can't possibly use. FOR FREE! If you aren't satisfied with the actual product, you can keep the worthless one and pay an exhorbitant amount of postage/handling to send the original back.
Free enterprise. What a gimmick! LOL
The only problem...with my luck I won't have enough postage and I'll still end up with the P.O.S Knives and the Delux Apple Peeler!!!
Those old southern grannies are smart. Everyone would do well to listen to them.
Check that site in my previous post. Go to the roster page and you will see my youngest. His name is Donnie. I do the site for the team and I'm one of the coaches. I love all those boys. They are all really good kids, as athletes, kids and in school.
dormavirgo write: tell him to go to suagarmommywebsite I hear there is one' This is so funny Don't you say anything Rob and Mandalay I am in Dallas to.
I am hoping to be wealthy enough after my divorce if things are played out fairly. This guy is funny..Why are we always on the well hung subject here I swear I thought we got that all settled down and quiet.LOl This guy is trying hard...he is willingto as Donna Summers song says Work hard for the $$$ Lol A male gold digger Whats good for the goose is for the gander..
Hey Dorma if you are going to be wealthy will you sponser my son's baseball team (franklinfirebirds.kom). We lost our two main sponsers and are short of money. Hurry up and get that divorce over with. We are all standing around with our hand out.
I need some new teeth too if you have extra money after taking care of me and that Texican. Oh and a good pickup truck. I think that's all for now but if I think of anything else I'll let you know.