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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 06:25

It's not always the size, but knowing how to use it....



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 21:56

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OMG mamajama. a va gina with no woman attached is what all men are looking for. Where do they sell these? We're all going to be rich!!! Lets head over to the USPTO right away and patent this idea.


Can you get a patent for a hollowed-out eggplant?


God, this is better than cable TV anyday lol!



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 19:53

GeminiDi write:

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If you have to ask... being hung isn't all it's cracked up to be. My last girlfriend said it hurt in a particular position if I went too deep. Poor thing. So I kicked her out of bed.



Was that just before she deflated?

LOL


I think you hit the nail on its "head." lol ;-}



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 14:00

jamajap write:
I guess those guys think we are simply looking for a pe*nis or a tongue with a man attached. hehehe Course, I guess maybe they're looking for a va*gina with a woman attached!!!



a TONGUE WITH A MAN ATTACHED!!!!..
i AM NOT SURE WHAT OTHERS ARE LOOKING FOR..bUT I WANT MINE WITH A TONGUE. I WOULDN'T HAVE IT (HIM) ANY OTHER WAY.
IT WOULD ALSO BE NICE..IF IT(HIM) CAME WITH THE P**ENIS AS WELL

Well, both those things would be very nice, but I'd also like a man with a head........on his shoulders!! :)



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 13:47

OMG mamajama. a va gina with no woman attached is what all men are looking for. Where do they sell these? We're all going to be rich!!! Lets head over to the USPTO right away and patent this idea.



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 12:59

I guess those guys think we are simply looking for a pe*nis or a tongue with a man attached. hehehe Course, I guess maybe they're looking for a va*gina with a woman attached!!!



a TONGUE WITH A MAN ATTACHED!!!!..
i AM NOT SURE WHAT OTHERS ARE LOOKING FOR..bUT I WANT MINE WITH A TONGUE. I WOULDN'T HAVE IT (HIM) ANY OTHER WAY.
IT WOULD ALSO BE NICE..IF IT(HIM) CAME WITH THE P**ENIS AS WELL

  
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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 12:53

oh god this thread is toooo funny . . .

hmmmm, though, to answer the question, I guess, if I look at a man and think, oh dear, what in the world am I going to do with THAT? I suppose he must be, er, "hung." I don't necessarily consider this a GOOD thing, mind you. Sex should be a joy, not a pain.

Honestly, who brings a tape measurer into the bedroom? Other than this, on with the jokes!



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 12:37

You guys are cracking me up!!! I have had more than my fair share of younguns (18 - 35) tell me they are hung, then proceed to give their measurements! I simply tell them if that's the case, go find someone their own age, cause hung or not, I'm not interested.
Now here's another thing I really hate.....when a guy's nick is 10inches or 11X2, or my all time favorite.....LovetoLick!! LOL....and the man is 50 - 55 y/o. I guess those guys think we are simply looking for a pe*nis or a tongue with a man attached. hehehe Course, I guess maybe they're looking for a va*gina with a woman attached!!!

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 12:34

LMAOOOOOOOOOO...TOO FUNNY

  
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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 08:18

jamajap write:
Rob,
Great Thread. I had someone on here a couple of days AGO TELL ME he was WELL "hung" as well.
Well..this was what he said and I quote...
"I am half Welsh and Half Hungarian..That means I am Welhung"
HA HA HA ...LMAOOO...ROFLDWL.....HA HA HA...
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU GF AND I MUST BE TALKING TO THE SAME......

LOL



Shame the boy had to much blood running to the wrong head...

Would seem to be more clever if he was half hungarian and half welsh, then he could have been a hungwelian !!!

There were two men, who had been out drinking that night, were peeing off the edge of the bridge. One man turns to the other and says "Man, that water is cold"... Other man looks over at him and replies "And deep too!"



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 08:09

Rob,
Great Thread. I had someone on here a couple of days AGO TELL ME he was WELL "hung" as well.
Well..this was what he said and I quote...
"I am half Welsh and Half Hungarian..That means I am Welhung"
HA HA HA ...LMAOOO...ROFLDWL.....HA HA HA...
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU GF AND I MUST BE TALKING TO THE SAME......

LOL

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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 07:42

If you have to ask... being hung isn't all it's cracked up to be. My last girlfriend said it hurt in a particular position if I went too deep. Poor thing. So I kicked her out of bed.



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 07:19

bubba100 write:
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I was chatting with a female friend of mine yesterday, and she mentioned she had received a response that basically ended with the gentleman (and I use the term loosely) saying that he was "hung"...

Anywho, How Long is Hung??? Neither of us knew, so being curious in nature, I thought I would ask...

PS. this is not in any way, shape or form an endorsement of the methodology! Guys, your odds of success with this one are slim to none...

I am 2 1/2 inches so I guess I am hung because it keeps getting hung in the zipper lol


D*A*M*N Bubba you are a giant among men. This can only help your presidential campaign. You probably locked up the dissatisfied woman vote.



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 07:17

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I consider my last boyfriend to be beautifully well endowed at about 9" long and large enough around that you can't touch your thumb and finger tips by an inch when he's 'UP'= like a 16 oz water bottle. And yes- it limits what you can do sexually, but the benefits more than make up for it.

He claims he's small conpaired to some of the guys he was in the military with.

The high average is 8.25 inches long by just touching thumb and finger tips around.

low average is 5" long by the size of a quarter to a half dollar around.

I once had an 18 year pull his pant leg tight showing that his was to the top of his knee and easy 4" across = limp- complaining he couldn't have sex. So too big is not a good thing either.

I hope you've recovered from him,wink.



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 04:48

I consider my last boyfriend to be beautifully well endowed at about 9" long and large enough around that you can't touch your thumb and finger tips by an inch when he's 'UP'= like a 16 oz water bottle. And yes- it limits what you can do sexually, but the benefits more than make up for it.

He claims he's small conpaired to some of the guys he was in the military with.

The high average is 8.25 inches long by just touching thumb and finger tips around.

low average is 5" long by the size of a quarter to a half dollar around.

I once had an 18 year pull his pant leg tight showing that his was to the top of his knee and easy 4" across = limp- complaining he couldn't have sex. So too big is not a good thing either.



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 02:54

2 1/2 or more inches, uninflated. LOL



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Posted on Sun, Jan 01, 2006 20:21

Had a guy email me saying he was "hung like a hamster"...I emailed him back and said "NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  


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