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Posted on Thu, Jan 05, 2006 05:59

rob these girls aint right . their temting me . in the name of sience...................lmao



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Posted on Thu, Jan 05, 2006 01:10

luckysolucky write:
LOL....Tall....I call that my patented
"KUNG FU GRIP".....
Nevers fails me!!!

Selectively Lucky!


Jules i think that I would put mine more in the "VICE GRIP" category

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 04, 2006 22:08

LOL....Tall....I call that my patented
"KUNG FU GRIP".....
Nevers fails me!!!

Selectively Lucky!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 04, 2006 20:11

Sexaydaph18 write:
u shouldnt have to press and sqeeze it makes things alot easier when ur naturally tight!

Well, we WERE naturally tight when we were 18, but age and having children kinda loosens things up! When you use those muscles to tighten, it is quite a sensation for your partner. Used to drive my X wild!!!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 04, 2006 08:12

DivineAcquisition write:
a hollowed out eggplant....Ok..I must be having a blond moment cuz I don't see how that would be much fun for a guy;


The warm apple pie in American Pie seems like it'd be more like the real thing

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IF THE PUPPY IS SMALL- SHE CAN JUST MAKE THE HOUSE SMALLER
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Since size is about friction-

There is no greater gift a woman can offer her man than the ability to use her internal muscles to make the space tighter, grab him firmly or even lock him out. (not to mention how funny their reaction is when you clamp down on them the first time)

yet I've been told that it's a skill few women possess.

(so you don't ask- I know how)


Come on, use your boyish imagination! LOL... Take the eggplant, and cut a 1.5" hole in the end of it, and have a go! For that warm mushy feeling, pop her in the microwave for about 30 seconds. Hmmmm... Now where was that farmer's market again?? Just kidding.

Actually, with all the complaints about 3 minute men, women's ability to control their PC muscles might not be as uncommon as you think! Kagel exercises is probably the most common variant known, but also yoga is very good for this too. These PC muscle excercises are very good for men to do as well. Control of these muscles is what keeps the little guys from swimming upstream too early!

Interesting reading from a sexuality perspective... Goo gle for "Facts about Pen is Size" and look for a link from Netdoctor UK...

Most m_ale parts for vast majority averages 3-4" soft. Built in compensation makes little ones grow up to 100% bigger, whereas larger ones expand only about 75%, to average out between 6" and 7".

Women's part average 3-4", with very little variance for childbirth. They also have a compensation factor that they can grow between 150% and 200% if "introduced slowly" to accommidate a partner.

I guess the moral of the story is that if you are "hung", you are 9" and by most research have wasted real estate! Most women will be offended if you start off too early a conversation about this, so perhaps save that little tidbit about yourself until you meet face to face! LOL


Edit: what the heck is wrong with the dang "unwanted words"... I can understand Pen is and Va gina but M A L E ???



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Posted on Wed, Jan 04, 2006 06:19

An hour or two with ANY size would be boring unless it was in rounds. If a guy lasts more then 15 min once the act its self has begun - I start wondering whats wrong -

I'd take five 6 minute rounds of very passionate _ _ _ with successful great finishes each time for both over hours of ho hum _ _ _ that he can't finish because he's numb. lol. Bigger is better because it works ..every time.



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Posted on Wed, Jan 04, 2006 05:52

a hollowed out eggplant....Ok..I must be having a blond moment cuz I don't see how that would be much fun for a guy;


The warm apple pie in American Pie seems like it'd be more like the real thing

_____________________________________

IF THE PUPPY IS SMALL- SHE CAN JUST MAKE THE HOUSE SMALLER
____________________________________
Since size is about friction-

There is no greater gift a woman can offer her man than the ability to use her internal muscles to make the space tighter, grab him firmly or even lock him out. (not to mention how funny their reaction is when you clamp down on them the first time)

yet I've been told that it's a skill few women possess.

(so you don't ask- I know how)



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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 23:18

bobsthename write:
OMG mamajama. a va gina with no woman attached is what all men are looking for. Where do they sell these? We're all going to be rich!!! Lets head over to the USPTO right away and patent this idea.

Can you patent a hollowed-out eggplant?



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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 23:14

robtest write:

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LASTONENSTOCK write:
It's not always the size, but knowing how to use it....


HMMMMMMMM..That leaves for a HUGE question Mark??



I agree! Having a skilled operator is especially important when operating "antique" equipment...

But with proper care and maintenance, it should continue to grow and give a lifetime of enjoyment.


Well a good size AND knowing how to use it is just an added bonus... Anything less would leave just you waiting a*t the door!..........lol

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 21:34

jamajap write:

LASTONENSTOCK write:
It's not always the size, but knowing how to use it....


HMMMMMMMM..That leaves for a HUGE question Mark??


I agree! Having a skilled operator is especially important when operating "antique" equipment...

But with proper care and maintenance, it should continue to grow and give a lifetime of enjoyment.



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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 20:48

jamajap write:

LASTONENSTOCK write:
It's not always the size, but knowing how to use it....


HMMMMMMMM..That leaves for a HUGE question Mark??

you mean a huge two min guy is better than a hour or two of just average???????



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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 20:37

LASTONENSTOCK write:
It's not always the size, but knowing how to use it....

HMMMMMMMM..That leaves for a HUGE question Mark??

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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 18:04

Hung is being "just right".......a matter of subjective
opinion......

-Not Lucky Lately!
Julia

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 12:43

robtest write:

charm22 write:
He is hung if he's 9in or more. Anything less is no fun!!



I was wondering why my exGF said that 2" soft rubber extension at the "adult novelty" store looked like fun...

lmao.. The bigger the better I always say!! Although that is not true in every case.



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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 12:38

charm22 write:
He is hung if he's 9in or more. Anything less is no fun!!



I was wondering why my exGF said that 2" soft rubber extension at the "adult novelty" store looked like fun...



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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 12:22

He is hung if he's 9in or more. Anything less is no fun!!



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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 11:53

robtest write:

katiegrl write:
bobsthename write:
OMG mamajama. a va gina with no woman attached is what all men are looking for. Where do they sell these? We're all going to be rich!!! Lets head over to the USPTO right away and patent this idea.


Can you get a patent for a hollowed-out eggplant?



Is there anyway to make the eggplant last longer? I just hate having to retrain an eggplant...

don't crush it either ,rob lmao brings a new meaning to eating



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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 07:49

robtest write:

katiegrl write:
bobsthename write:
OMG mamajama. a va gina with no woman attached is what all men are looking for. Where do they sell these? We're all going to be rich!!! Lets head over to the USPTO right away and patent this idea.


Can you get a patent for a hollowed-out eggplant?



Is there anyway to make the eggplant last longer? I just hate having to retrain an eggplant...

Yes Rob, but atleast the eggplant doesn't talk back or say it has a headache or cramps!!! LOL



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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 07:14

katiegrl write:
bobsthename write:
OMG mamajama. a va gina with no woman attached is what all men are looking for. Where do they sell these? We're all going to be rich!!! Lets head over to the USPTO right away and patent this idea.


Can you get a patent for a hollowed-out eggplant?


Is there anyway to make the eggplant last longer? I just hate having to retrain an eggplant...



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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 06:25

It's not always the size, but knowing how to use it....