exactly how long is hung ??? Message Board

  • View author's info posted on Jan 06, 2006 04:43


    DivineAcquisition write:
    An hour or two with ANY size would be boring unless it was in rounds. If a guy lasts more then 15 min once the act its self has begun - I start wondering whats wrong -

    I'd take five 6 minute rounds of very passionate _ _ _ with successful great finishes each time for both over hours of ho hum _ _ _ that he can't finish because he's numb. lol. Bigger is better because it works ..every time.

    I'd take that! Lol!!
  • View author's info posted on Jan 06, 2006 02:52


    PMSL
    I best hang on to what I got, does me fine, And no aint big...lol! works fine, got a fine tongue too! Hey dont they already sell Inflatable dolls Life like...lol!

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  • View author's info posted on Jan 06, 2006 00:47


    WOW! That was "way to much" to read this early in the morning! LOL
    I had a guy tell me his measurements before and I kindly laughed about the whole thing and tried to talk about something else... didn't work! So, I had to NEXT him!!!
  • View author's info posted on Jan 05, 2006 18:15


    I once had a guy tell me he was 14 inches long. "he was 14 inches of solid meat" Never thought about it..But what do you do with the remaining 7 inches..Like...Where does it go?..What purpose does it serve?
    I am 124 pounds and a size 4. I am just trying to imagine 14 incehes..All I can say is OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • View author's info posted on Jan 05, 2006 08:18


    yeah you re right rob.
    we are talking important parts here can not afford to lose,only have one of those lmao
  • View author's info posted on Jan 05, 2006 07:36


    slowmotion2000 write:
    rob these girls aint right . their temting me . in the name of sience...................lmao



    It is kinda scaring me! But in a good way. :o)

    I am almost thinking conspiracy theory here though. Women seem to complain about the minimal amounts of time it takes men to "re ach" climax, yet it seems that they are going to extra lengths (pun fully intended) in making it happen! We are trying to think about baseball to extend the time, and they are thinking about martial arts and shop tools to make it happen faster... I will never understand this mars/venus thing! LOL

    But with the incidents with the safety glasses and elastic straps on the bra size research, I think this project would be much too dangerous to undertake...
  • View author's info posted on Jan 05, 2006 05:59


    rob these girls aint right . their temting me . in the name of sience...................lmao
  • View author's info posted on Jan 04, 2006 22:08


    LOL....Tall....I call that my patented
    "KUNG FU GRIP".....
    Nevers fails me!!!

    Selectively Lucky!
  • View author's info posted on Jan 04, 2006 08:12


    DivineAcquisition write:
    a hollowed out eggplant....Ok..I must be having a blond moment cuz I don't see how that would be much fun for a guy;


    The warm apple pie in American Pie seems like it'd be more like the real thing

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    IF THE PUPPY IS SMALL- SHE CAN JUST MAKE THE HOUSE SMALLER
    ____________________________________
    Since size is about friction-

    There is no greater gift a woman can offer her man than the ability to use her internal muscles to make the space tighter, grab him firmly or even lock him out. (not to mention how funny their reaction is when you clamp down on them the first time)

    yet I've been told that it's a skill few women possess.

    (so you don't ask- I know how)


    Come on, use your boyish imagination! LOL... Take the eggplant, and cut a 1.5" hole in the end of it, and have a go! For that warm mushy feeling, pop her in the microwave for about 30 seconds. Hmmmm... Now where was that farmer's market again?? Just kidding.

    Actually, with all the complaints about 3 minute men, women's ability to control their PC muscles might not be as uncommon as you think! Kagel exercises is probably the most common variant known, but also yoga is very good for this too. These PC muscle excercises are very good for men to do as well. Control of these muscles is what keeps the little guys from swimming upstream too early!

    Interesting reading from a sexuality perspective... Goo gle for "Facts about Pen is Size" and look for a link from Netdoctor UK...

    Most m_ale parts for vast majority averages 3-4" soft. Built in compensation makes little ones grow up to 100% bigger, whereas larger ones expand only about 75%, to average out between 6" and 7".

    Women's part average 3-4", with very little variance for childbirth. They also have a compensation factor that they can grow between 150% and 200% if "introduced slowly" to accommidate a partner.

    I guess the moral of the story is that if you are "hung", you are 9" and by most research have wasted real estate! Most women will be offended if you start off too early a conversation about this, so perhaps save that little tidbit about yourself until you meet face to face! LOL


    Edit: what the heck is wrong with the dang "unwanted words"... I can understand Pen is and Va gina but M A L E ???
  • View author's info posted on Jan 03, 2006 23:18


    bobsthename write:
    OMG mamajama. a va gina with no woman attached is what all men are looking for. Where do they sell these? We're all going to be rich!!! Lets head over to the USPTO right away and patent this idea.

    Can you patent a hollowed-out eggplant?
  • View author's info posted on Jan 03, 2006 21:34


    jamajap write:

    LASTONENSTOCK write:
    It's not always the size, but knowing how to use it....


    HMMMMMMMM..That leaves for a HUGE question Mark??


    I agree! Having a skilled operator is especially important when operating "antique" equipment...

    But with proper care and maintenance, it should continue to grow and give a lifetime of enjoyment.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 03, 2006 20:48


    jamajap write:

    LASTONENSTOCK write:
    It's not always the size, but knowing how to use it....


    HMMMMMMMM..That leaves for a HUGE question Mark??

    you mean a huge two min guy is better than a hour or two of just average???????
  • View author's info posted on Jan 03, 2006 20:37


    LASTONENSTOCK write:
    It's not always the size, but knowing how to use it....

    HMMMMMMMM..That leaves for a HUGE question Mark??

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  • View author's info posted on Jan 03, 2006 18:04


    Hung is being "just right".......a matter of subjective
    opinion......

    -Not Lucky Lately!
    Julia
  • View author's info posted on Jan 03, 2006 12:38


    charm22 write:
    He is hung if he's 9in or more. Anything less is no fun!!



    I was wondering why my exGF said that 2" soft rubber extension at the "adult novelty" store looked like fun...
  • View author's info posted on Jan 03, 2006 11:53


    robtest write:

    katiegrl write:
    bobsthename write:
    OMG mamajama. a va gina with no woman attached is what all men are looking for. Where do they sell these? We're all going to be rich!!! Lets head over to the USPTO right away and patent this idea.


    Can you get a patent for a hollowed-out eggplant?



    Is there anyway to make the eggplant last longer? I just hate having to retrain an eggplant...

    don't crush it either ,rob lmao brings a new meaning to eating
  • View author's info posted on Jan 03, 2006 07:14


    katiegrl write:
    bobsthename write:
    OMG mamajama. a va gina with no woman attached is what all men are looking for. Where do they sell these? We're all going to be rich!!! Lets head over to the USPTO right away and patent this idea.


    Can you get a patent for a hollowed-out eggplant?


    Is there anyway to make the eggplant last longer? I just hate having to retrain an eggplant...
  • View author's info posted on Jan 02, 2006 12:59


    I guess those guys think we are simply looking for a pe*nis or a tongue with a man attached. hehehe Course, I guess maybe they're looking for a va*gina with a woman attached!!!



    a TONGUE WITH A MAN ATTACHED!!!!..
    i AM NOT SURE WHAT OTHERS ARE LOOKING FOR..bUT I WANT MINE WITH A TONGUE. I WOULDN'T HAVE IT (HIM) ANY OTHER WAY.
    IT WOULD ALSO BE NICE..IF IT(HIM) CAME WITH THE P**ENIS AS WELL

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  • View author's info posted on Jan 02, 2006 12:34


    LMAOOOOOOOOOO...TOO FUNNY

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  • View author's info posted on Jan 02, 2006 08:18


    jamajap write:
    Rob,
    Great Thread. I had someone on here a couple of days AGO TELL ME he was WELL "hung" as well.
    Well..this was what he said and I quote...
    "I am half Welsh and Half Hungarian..That means I am Welhung"
    HA HA HA ...LMAOOO...ROFLDWL.....HA HA HA...
    NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    YOU GF AND I MUST BE TALKING TO THE SAME......

    LOL



    Shame the boy had to much blood running to the wrong head...

    Would seem to be more clever if he was half hungarian and half welsh, then he could have been a hungwelian !!!

    There were two men, who had been out drinking that night, were peeing off the edge of the bridge. One man turns to the other and says "Man, that water is cold"... Other man looks over at him and replies "And deep too!"
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