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Posted on Sun, Jan 08, 2006 06:12

I'm cracking up too! Interesting question, especially coming from a man.

This reminds me of a joke which I cannot quote but the gist of it is sonmething like: Does the man really care what women think about this subject?

They all think they're "hung"!



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Posted on Sun, Jan 08, 2006 00:54

GeminiDi write:
sweendogr write:
I choked Linda Lovelace does that count? lol.


With a phone cord ... in the library.

I never said how,wink.



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Posted on Sat, Jan 07, 2006 19:40

a ma*le friend of mine tells me about his big huge anaconda 11 inches. sounds interesting but then he told about this girl hes been seeing that begs him for a*nal. OMG!!! i asked what does she have for a v*agina? 50 gallon drum? she must have no feeling what so ever. i just cant imagine. by the way, funny forum Rob

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Posted on Sat, Jan 07, 2006 12:09

I choked Linda Lovelace does that count? lol.



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Posted on Sat, Jan 07, 2006 07:24

sharp1 write:

josephdaniels88 write:
What did Princess Dianna said on her honeymoon night?

Ans: It is sad, but true, not all Rulers have 12 inches!




Reminds me of two jokes:

What is 6 inches long, has a head on it and women love it???

money


Do you know why women have such a problem with judging distance???

In the bedroom, men for eons have tried to convince women that a dollar bill is 9-12" long...

Hmmmmm... would that make a rich man hung???



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Posted on Sat, Jan 07, 2006 07:10

josephdaniels88 write:
What did Princess Dianna said on her honeymoon night?

Ans: It is sad, but true, not all Rulers have 12 inches!

  


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Posted on Sat, Jan 07, 2006 02:28

What did Princess Dianna said on her honeymoon night?

Ans: It is sad, but true, not all Rulers have 12 inches!



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Posted on Fri, Jan 06, 2006 16:55

We call them well hung in Texas when the rope around the rustlers, robbers, and rapist neck don't break. Buy US made ropes for a happier party.



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Posted on Fri, Jan 06, 2006 10:21

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jamajap write:
I once had a guy tell me he was 14 inches long. "he was 14 inches of solid meat" Never thought about it..But what do you do with the remaining 7 inches..Like...Where does it go?..What purpose does it serve?
I am 124 pounds and a size 4. I am just trying to imagine 14 incehes..All I can say is OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Jam guys like that have a hard time fin*ding someone to have sex with. I had a guy actually tell me he was 12 inches and had a hard time fin*ding women. They must run like hell. As far as their satisfaction i don't think they get it very well. It's just way too big to fit. We are not built like that. But then some women will say they take it all, how i am not sure. Ouch would be the word i would use or better yet "catch me if you can"

Being hung is another name for Donkey D**k


LMAOOOOOO @ Donkey D**ck...LOl

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Posted on Fri, Jan 06, 2006 04:54

GeminiDi write:
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If you have to ask... being hung isn't all it's cracked up to be. My last girlfriend said it hurt in a particular position if I went too deep. Poor thing. So I kicked her out of bed.


Was that just before she deflated?

LOL

Ouch!1 LMAO!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 06, 2006 04:48

LASTONENSTOCK write:
It's not always the size, but knowing how to use it....

Here, Here! I'll second that...Lol! Not that I'm small or an expert...LMAO! But some of you could have judged me before...

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 06, 2006 04:43

DivineAcquisition write:
An hour or two with ANY size would be boring unless it was in rounds. If a guy lasts more then 15 min once the act its self has begun - I start wondering whats wrong -

I'd take five 6 minute rounds of very passionate _ _ _ with successful great finishes each time for both over hours of ho hum _ _ _ that he can't finish because he's numb. lol. Bigger is better because it works ..every time.

I'd take that! Lol!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 06, 2006 02:52

PMSL
I best hang on to what I got, does me fine, And no aint big...lol! works fine, got a fine tongue too! Hey dont they already sell Inflatable dolls Life like...lol!

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Posted on Fri, Jan 06, 2006 01:58

jamajap write:
I once had a guy tell me he was 14 inches long. "he was 14 inches of solid meat" Never thought about it..But what do you do with the remaining 7 inches..Like...Where does it go?..What purpose does it serve?
I am 124 pounds and a size 4. I am just trying to imagine 14 incehes..All I can say is OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Jam guys like that have a hard time fin*ding someone to have sex with. I had a guy actually tell me he was 12 inches and had a hard time fin*ding women. They must run like hell. As far as their satisfaction i don't think they get it very well. It's just way too big to fit. We are not built like that. But then some women will say they take it all, how i am not sure. Ouch would be the word i would use or better yet "catch me if you can"

Being hung is another name for Donkey D**k

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 06, 2006 00:47

WOW! That was "way to much" to read this early in the morning! LOL
I had a guy tell me his measurements before and I kindly laughed about the whole thing and tried to talk about something else... didn't work! So, I had to NEXT him!!!



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Posted on Thu, Jan 05, 2006 18:43

jamajap write:
I once had a guy tell me he was 14 inches long. "he was 14 inches of solid meat" Never thought about it..But what do you do with the remaining 7 inches..Like...Where does it go?..What purpose does it serve?
I am 124 pounds and a size 4. I am just trying to imagine 14 incehes..All I can say is OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I can say is ....HOLY SH*IT!!! LOL



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Posted on Thu, Jan 05, 2006 18:15

I once had a guy tell me he was 14 inches long. "he was 14 inches of solid meat" Never thought about it..But what do you do with the remaining 7 inches..Like...Where does it go?..What purpose does it serve?
I am 124 pounds and a size 4. I am just trying to imagine 14 incehes..All I can say is OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  
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Posted on Thu, Jan 05, 2006 17:45

One of the things I've learned from being single is:

If the guy says "It is all about you babe, it is about pleasing you" that means he's minuscule in size, so therefore he's leting me know that he'll "make up" for the lack of size.

If he says "you wanna do it" that means he's got a big one and that should be fore play within itself. Forget warming up the iceberg.

The other thing I've learned from being single is:

No matter how strong your internal muscle structure has been develeped, if you get a tadpole, there's no making up in muscular "strength." It is going to be a tapole in a small lake, and a tad in a small lake is still "small" even in the smallest lake!

  


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Posted on Thu, Jan 05, 2006 14:10

luckysolucky write:
LOL....Tall....I call that my patented
"KUNG FU GRIP".....
Nevers fails me!!!

Selectively Lucky!

HAHAHA Lucky. I'll have to remember that one!!!

Still sleeping alone Tomi!!



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Posted on Thu, Jan 05, 2006 08:18

yeah you re right rob.
we are talking important parts here can not afford to lose,only have one of those lmao

  


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