If I were a car,
I am bloody low maintenance. only run on water, teetotaller..perfect condition, engine purring at high speed performance..tyres firmly threaded and upholstery all in mint condition, easy to handle and give lots of mileage in all weather condition..body work spanking dent free. A collector's potential prize vintage with proper TLC..prefers a good young driver who understands how to handle her sensitively..great value for the price..
This is a great post. People who believe that they don't have to do anything (in return) to be desired and a good mate don't get very far in life or romance.
Life and romance is really a system of fair trade --- value for value, whatever that may be.