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Posted on Wed, Jun 28, 2006 08:54

So what do I get if I mix a Westerner, Yankee and a Southerner sweetie? Do tell cutie!

Hahaha! Yes do tell cutie...I mean Red! lol We all want to know!



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Posted on Tue, Jun 27, 2006 20:31

Hi Everyone!

Ok Miss Red and Rob,

Speaking of jokes, I heard a good one not long ago. Three rednecks drove off a bridge in a pickup truck back in the deep south. The news person said it was a tragedy. The driver survived and was able to get out because the truck had no doors on it, or seat belts and swim to the surface. Unfortunately the two passengers riding in the back in the open truck bed were unable to get out. Seems they were unable to get the tailgate down in time and drown. I wonder if they were any relation to ARredneck, lol.

Oh Miss Red Sweetie,

Gigi said that the multiple wife thing is this way. Wife 1 is the princess and does not do any work. Wife 2 does cooking and the other important stuff. Wife 3 does even more, and wife 4 does the most work of all the wives because she is usually the youngest and last to become part of the family, lol. So how is your cooking skills, LMAO darling. I mean that in a joking way dear!

So what do I get if I mix a Westerner, Yankee and a Southerner sweetie? Do tell cutie!



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Posted on Tue, Jun 27, 2006 15:43

robtest write:

beautynbrains4u write:

RapturousRed write:

ARredneck write:
hay red gal. you gots da nicist hair woman. ifin yall getas down my way i be here.


Well golly, gee, thankee, redneck, but does anyone intentiionally go to Arkansas?! lol
Got to say, most real rednecks probably wouldn't really like me. Show yourself...must have all your teeth and eventually we'll figr out iffin you really speak this way or iffin you just yankin' our strangs.



Me thanks he's jus yankin r craaanks.



sounds like a nutter yankee trying to be suthern to me...

roflmao...u r co-rect, robbie....not a very good one, either, huh?

If he's really that poor of a speaker and speller, he will be sent to the correctional officers here!

what do you get when you cross a westerner, southerner and a yankee anyway?



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Posted on Tue, Jun 27, 2006 09:17

beautynbrains4u write:

RapturousRed write:

ARredneck write:
hay red gal. you gots da nicist hair woman. ifin yall getas down my way i be here.


Well golly, gee, thankee, redneck, but does anyone intentiionally go to Arkansas?! lol
Got to say, most real rednecks probably wouldn't really like me. Show yourself...must have all your teeth and eventually we'll figr out iffin you really speak this way or iffin you just yankin' our strangs.



Me thanks he's jus yankin r craaanks.


sounds like a nutter yankee trying to be suthern to me...



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Posted on Tue, Jun 27, 2006 02:19

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hay red gal. you gots da nicist hair woman. ifin yall getas down my way i be here.

Well golly, gee, thankee, redneck, but does anyone intentiionally go to Arkansas?! lol
Got to say, most real rednecks probably wouldn't really like me. Show yourself...must have all your teeth and eventually we'll figr out iffin you really speak this way or iffin you just yankin' our strangs.



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Posted on Mon, Jun 26, 2006 01:59

cutiebooty write:
robtest write:
cutiebooty write:
On to the thread title...spent 3weeks in hospital so legs went unshaved!!! YUK so disgusting. So please inform who can actually go 4weeks? Surely it is only men?????


Nah, at about 3.5 weeks, the stubble starts poking into the fabric of the pants, and is very uncomfortable... :o)


TIP...stop wearing pants LOL!

Tip, Rob: Stop shaving your legs! lol



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Posted on Sun, Jun 25, 2006 09:16

Lightning ... please come and visit me in Toronto and open your wallet and buy me something! First thing I want is a cool, short-sleeved shirt for YOU! LOL

  


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Posted on Thu, Jun 22, 2006 08:41

cutiebooty write:
On to the thread title...spent 3weeks in hospital so legs went unshaved!!! YUK so disgusting. So please inform who can actually go 4weeks? Surely it is only men?????


Nah, at about 3.5 weeks, the stubble starts poking into the fabric of the pants, and is very uncomfortable... :o)



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Posted on Wed, Jun 21, 2006 15:52

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Hi lil Darling Red Cutie,

Nope, I can hardly handle one woman, and to think I would have four crazy one's with me- Ouch! I just would not know what to do with myself. Cover my fave with a vail so nobody would recognize me in other parts of the world if I ran across them again, lol. And which wife would you be Red? 1, 2, 3, or 4? lol.

IF I were part of a harem - which is highly unlikely, but let's pretend - I think I'd be wife #2. Wife 1 is likely to have more household responsibilities and if I'm one of a bunch, why would I want all that? I'll take the lighter, fun side of the man and before he becomes too worn out.

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Posted on Sun, Jun 18, 2006 06:10

Hehehe! Now y'all know I was just teasin' don't ya? lol
Must be the kids are still growing, cause I have the same problem with my daughter...she can't keep up to me! She might be able to out run me, but when it comes to stamina and perseverance over several days...she's a gonner! She need the Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz's lol... or she's turns into the most unreasonable bear! Whew! Look out! lol



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Posted on Sat, Jun 17, 2006 16:59

Hi Everyone!

Well miss Sharp Sweetie,

Too old you say? LMAO. I have teenage sons that can not keep up with me darling. As for having wives, I only would need one good one someday. The opportunitive words are "One Good One" for the day when that comes, lol. But for now I like to tease and have fun about the four wives thing, still lol. No I ain't converting to Muslim or Mormon either thank you, lol. I am happy just to have my friend's like they are. So, with that said, want to still chaperone me, lol. Talk to you soon sweetie, He-He!



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Posted on Fri, Jun 16, 2006 21:52

Now, now BL...you're too old for me! I'm lookin' for a Spring chicken around 36! lol So I could never be one of your wives, but I think I could act as your chaperone and keep you out of trouble...or alive! lol



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Posted on Thu, Jun 15, 2006 13:32

Hi Everyone!

Ok now miss Gigi,

Showing those pic's of Maayan and me are not good. you could crash the MM computer with my "Chopped Liver" look, right Maayan? lol.


Hooya lil lady Sharp,

Egypt sound fine to me. But I ain't wearing a long dress, vail or turbin, lol. I do pants and shirts only. And the only hats I wear are Cowboy and Baseball ones, still lol. I don't want some local guy coming up to me and wanting a date, LMAO. Although, If I did dress like the locals, you fine ladies could be my harim queens, RLMAO. Gigi told me that in Egypt, the muslim men are allowed to have four wives. Ooh, maybe I should become muslim and move to Egypt, lolol so hard, woops just fell out of my chair. Now that defines the FWB thing for sure, still lol. Only thing is, which wife would you be? 1, 2, 3, or 4? lolol!


Hi lil Darling Red Cutie,

Nope, I can hardly handle one woman, and to think I would have four crazy one's with me- Ouch! I just would not know what to do with myself. Cover my fave with a vail so nobody would recognize me in other parts of the world if I ran across them again, lol. And which wife would you be Red? 1, 2, 3, or 4? lol.


Help Maayan Sweetie,

I am digging a deeper hole here, lol. Wanna help me dig, still lol? So since you like to share with Gigi and Sharp, which wife will you be, LMAO. See I really am digging a deeper and bigger hole, lol. I just might have to escape to KL to get out of it. Or I will keep digging until I pop up in your front or back yard. Please don't water me, I might drown, lol.

Now all four of you need to get together and decide which number you choose to be in the harim, lol. Shukran Habibity's. Talk to all of you lil sweethearts soon. And as Gigi says ladies;

Yalla Bye. lol.



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Posted on Wed, Jun 14, 2006 17:02

sharp1 write:
Gigi, the best trip I have ever taken was to Turkey in 2000 with 2 other women. travelling with you and Red to Egypt would be a blast...just name the time...after August 26 of course, then I am free. Do you think BL would have the time? He's always so busy travelling here and there, and there and here! lol
Cheers!

Egypt...oh how wonderful! It has been a life long top 3 places in the world to "must experience" before I leave this world. No one I know has the same draw as I. Bonus would be having someone from there to show us the real places to go rather than the canned trip. I am so in....

And BL, I am quite confident you will manage all of us just fine!



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Posted on Wed, Jun 14, 2006 15:42

RapturousRed write:

sharp1 write:
Gigi, the best trip I have ever taken was to Turkey in 2000 with 2 other women. travelling with you and Red to Egypt would be a blast...just name the time...after August 26 of course, then I am free. Do you think BL would have the time? He's always so busy travelling here and there, and there and here! lol
Cheers!


Egypt...oh how wonderful! It has been a life long top 3 places in the world to "must experience" before I leave this world. No one I know finds it to have the same draw as I. Bonus would be having someone from there to show us the real places to go rather than the canned trip. I am so in....

And BL, I am quite confident you will manage all of us just fine!


I agree with you Red, you can't beat having a native of the land to be your guide and show you things away from the tourist traps! You can appreciate the culture and learn more that way.
Yeah, I think BL could handle all of us. He'd probably be in his 7th Heaven with so many beautiful women around him. Then again he might be exhausted having to service all of us! lol BL could you fetch me this, oh BL, I need this! lmao!
BL...I'm a brat too! lol



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Posted on Wed, Jun 14, 2006 10:51

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Hi Everyone!

BTW- Am I any good? lol still. Ha-Ha, bet none of you saw that coming huh? Eh Sharon, lol?


How did my name come up & get put after that remark? You didn't see me talking about lap dancing pics or asking for them! lol
Sheesh! You're going to give me a bad rep here! lol

Now BL...you might want to watch what can of worms you're opening up here...you're going to have your entourage of FWB comparing notes! lol

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 14, 2006 07:33

Thanks Gigi. I had seen that picture as Maayan posted it on her blog on the 360 yahoo. Great picture of both of them.

Hey BL...there's no secret who you spend the most time with. You let that cat out of the bag awhile ago...remember? lol



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Posted on Tue, Jun 13, 2006 14:48

Hi Everyone!

Ok Ladies, this is just too funny! I am going to Egypt now? lol. News to me. And I am being shared with several of you ladies also, just wish someone would have told me about that, LMAO. BTW- Am I any good? lol still. Ha-Ha, bet none of you saw that coming huh? Eh Sharon, lol? I just wonder which one of all of you I spend the most time with, RLMAO! Let me know so I am aware of rescheduling my time to balance it out so everyone get's their fair share of me, lol. Just to much fun here! I best get going before I fall out of my chair and break something- wrist, arm, elbow, or something else, He-He! Talk to all of you soon.



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Posted on Mon, Jun 12, 2006 19:13

Gigi, the best trip I have ever taken was to Turkey in 2000 with 2 other women. travelling with you and Red to Egypt would be a blast...just name the time...after August 26 of course, then I am free. Do you think BL would have the time? He's always so busy travelling here and there, and there and here! lol
Cheers!



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Posted on Sun, Jun 11, 2006 07:17

That sounds like a plan blonde, as I was beginning to feel alone here!