wwwww123 write: I guess you ladies (choke, choke) know we guys are making a list of women to not contact, email, ask out, marry, etc. etc. -- Mostly from this thread. I mean, who wants to even try to compete with those hunks you ladies (choke, choke) dream about.
Ahem, ahem, (choke, choke), as if you guys don't do the same... I'm sure, wwwwwwwwwwwww, that you don't have a calendar of naked ladies in your warehoushe somewhere, do you?? Ahem... (choke, choke)... ;) And that you don't dream of Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren... ahem, ahem... ;)
Scorpio!!!! Good thing I downloaded them... HAHAHA!!
wwwww123 write: I guess you ladies (choke, choke) know we guys are making a list of women to not contact, email, ask out, marry, etc. etc. -- Mostly from this thread. I mean, who wants to even try to compete with those hunks you ladies (choke, choke) dream about.
Aw, c'mon 5w, it's just a fantasy.....a girl can dream, can't she?
I guess you ladies (choke, choke) know we guys are making a list of women to not contact, email, ask out, marry, etc. etc. -- Mostly from this thread. I mean, who wants to even try to compete with those hunks you ladies (choke, choke) dream about.
Moonray77 write: Like my Mom once told me when Mark Spitz was winning all his medals... needless to say I was in shock... LOL She said: "I'd gladly let him put his slippers under my bed."
hehehe.... yeah I remember him back then - I must have been around 12-13 years old and I thought he was a hottie! lol
Like my Mom once told me when Mark Spitz was winning all his medals... needless to say I was in shock... LOL She said: "I'd gladly let him put his slippers under my bed."
Well, I have learned ONE thing and that's pictures with 'pen--es' dressed up were okay (LOL) but the chicken with the 'gyny' (sorry, it won't accept the actual WORD)...looking stuffing front wasn't 'appropriate'? It was POULTRY! LOL Oh well....and a picture of a fake 4 foot 'snake' on a man I posted was also too much. Jeepers. Back to 'G' rated. ;) Boy, I can't think being censored so bad with the writing, either.
MissLilBlondeNJ write: PETITEONE39....A THOUSAND PARDONS TO YOU...
FORGIVE THE NEWBIE. (WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR..JUST NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOU OR THIS SITE, OBVIOUSLY)
MIA CULPA...
I WILL SEND YOU ONE HUNK IN THE MAIL. LOOK FOR THE UPS MAN IN TWO DAYS. I'M SENDING HIM GROUND TO SAVE ON FEES. I'LL EVEN MAKE SURE THEY POKE HOLES IN THE BOX.
I'LL HAVE TO READ UP ON YOU, SINCE I APPRECIATE NOTHING MORE THAN HUMOR. ....OKAY, MAYBE A THING OR TWO...
;)
Somebody who apologizes....that's a positive trait in itself. I am her best buddy, so if you want to send the UPS guy my way too, I will put in a good word for you.....Petite, wasn't that a great walk on our treadmills yesterday?
It made time go by fast. For every 3 and half hours on the treadmill Lorrie does, I do one hour. Now where are some more hot guys?
Minnie415 write: MissLilBlonde... sorry I'm still laughing!! Your post was too funny! If we meant literally everything we said this forum would have self-destructed by now - LOL! I've got a date with this hottie tomorrow.... eat your hearts out... hehehe...
Minnie yep you picked one of the best. A sexier one would be hard to come by.
I laugh so hard when i saw her response. But she will learn. They all do..hehehe!!!!
MissLilBlondeNJ write: PETITEONE39....A THOUSAND PARDONS TO YOU...
FORGIVE THE NEWBIE. (WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR..JUST NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOU OR THIS SITE, OBVIOUSLY)
MIA CULPA...
I WILL SEND YOU ONE HUNK IN THE MAIL. LOOK FOR THE UPS MAN IN TWO DAYS. I'M SENDING HIM GROUND TO SAVE ON FEES. I'LL EVEN MAKE SURE THEY POKE HOLES IN THE BOX.
I'LL HAVE TO READ UP ON YOU, SINCE I APPRECIATE NOTHING MORE THAN HUMOR. ....OKAY, MAYBE A THING OR TWO...
;)
No need to apology...I would probably have done the same thing. I have a weird sense of humor...but great taste in guys, I have never met. :) Whatever you hear about me is probably true. Thanks for coming on here...I missed your snake. I am sure many other women would like to see a big ole snake! Welcome to the forums.
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