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Posted on Sat, Apr 23, 2005 01:26

I'll change for you 1HM. Wait...



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Posted on Sat, Apr 23, 2005 01:26

Mel.....that's a scarrrrrry picture man!!



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Posted on Sat, Apr 23, 2005 01:26

yes HM i'd even get down there and pick the hay off piece by piece....LOL.

That is definitely a picture et manifique!

  


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Posted on Sat, Apr 23, 2005 01:23

OH MEL!!!!LMAO that is the saddest little face but soooo cute.......LOL



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Posted on Sat, Apr 23, 2005 01:22

Doggy.....Sorry Man, had to steal THAT picture! Wow, gives a 'roll in the hay' new meaning.......(drooling a little)



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Posted on Sat, Apr 23, 2005 01:20

Cajun.....DUDE!! Put on a shirt. Don't you know the rules?? No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service!!



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Posted on Sat, Apr 23, 2005 00:59

S4U, You tell it like it IS girl!



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Posted on Sat, Apr 23, 2005 00:41

Domino you give that freak hell. "You will be spoiled with money coming out of yourears" Well that wouldn't be the only play it would come out of.... Choke!Cough!sputter!!

BF you sure have been having a lot of headaches lately? Maybe that ginger ale is a little too strong!!

Who says size doesn't matter. Ladies bite your tongue for all those that just told a white lie!. Of course size matters! And yes it has to fit but when it's a chilly pepper instead of a cucumber there isn't enough miracle grow that will make it work and if they try we're laying there saying.. Are you ever gonna put it in? And he says but honey is been there for the last 5 min. So here comes the fake moans and groans and the oooohs and the ahhhs until you let out that last Oh it felts so good!!! And when you get up and walk to the kitchen for a drink you're mumbling to yourself " Hell another unsatisfied night will i ever find the right one!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 19:41

So what is this all about.. LOL ??



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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 13:55

Good one, wwww... you should add it into the "Jokes" thread!!!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 13:19

To Funny www....I like that one..



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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 11:17

DUSTY UNDERWEAR

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's

'Miracle Grow'."



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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 11:09

That is why people were offended this morning. Must have not scrolled back far enough. I think he belongs on adultfriendfinder but it is pretty funny...and sick at the same time.



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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 11:07

SIXFEETWTC

Well, at least mix some meat tenderizer with your suntan lotion.
Don't want to break out all of their teeth.
lol



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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 10:57


wwwww123 write:
SIXFEETWTC



petite, got you figured out now. All talk, no guts.
lol

You are so funny...was this the man you were talking about. I have to admit, it does scare me a little. I just can't figuire out if could possibly be real....or how they did it....??? Could be silicone????



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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 10:51

SIXFEETWTC

I would like to suggest a toes to nose shave before you go to the beach. They may feed you to the sharks.
lol

petite, got you figured out now. All talk, no guts.
lol



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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 10:24

Wow, it looks so real...so big...I would nor could ever take him.



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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 08:03

not today, have a dr appt. AGAIN yuck!!!, and to be honest; SIX, I went out last night with some friends, and we went to breakfast at 2 this morn, so Im kinda headacheish, lol, . Think Ill chill right here fro a while .
This has definately woke me up!!! LOL
what a morning shocker I came into today, The King of The schmucks.
hahahaha, am I right??



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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 07:55

I agree, and that is one big SCHMUCK!!!



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Posted on Fri, Apr 22, 2005 07:50

Six, I think you are wrong, believe it or not, there are some women that look at the $$$, me personally, I don't care how much $$$ you have, if you have so much, the go get that thing downsized.
Your money doesn't intrest me at all!!
Good luck, there Mr.
maybe there is a site just for you..