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  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 22:15



    wwwww123 write:
    Miss Canada crowned 54th Miss Universe


    WELL, I guess there is at least one cute woman in Canada. Who would have ever guessed.


    lol


    Correction...FOUR!!! Another Cdn won in 1982, then there is my daughter and myself! lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 22:14


    Miss Canada crowned 54th Miss Universe


    WELL, I guess there is at least one cute woman in Canada. Who would have ever guessed.


    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 22:13



    Bonnie88 write:
    Sharp , we certainly don't need AR style bu*tt pinching, sounds like they suit only two ton heifer with big bu*tt in order to get your money's worth!. Prefer the art of Japanese massage, Shiatsu , gentler and full body...including BU*TT..myself.
    Yeah I think Sharp , we are gonna hang out in LUX with European loverboys and Canadian mounties, hop over to Japan for some full body shiatsu...that sound much more exciting than a dancing , jiggling DOM bu*tt pincher from AR..



    European loverboys sounds great...but I'll save the Cdn Mounties for you! lol Growing up with one too many as a neighbor...they're not a novelty to me! lol
    Now a Japanese massage, Shiatsu is definitely a novelty to me that I'd love to try! How would you rate it in comparison to a Turkish Bath? Hmmmmm...like warm velvet all over! lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 20:43


    Cub, you are suppose to be helping out here, not taking the day off. They are killing me. Some "watch the back" person you are.

    What are you going to do when I head to Houston for a week or month. Better start training harder, lift more weights, etc.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 17:58


    Sharp: ".I would have needed a donut pillow afer to sit."
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    Sure Sharp, and I guess you need seven matresses on your bed so you won't feel a pea.

    I know how tough you Canadian women are. You don't feel a thing 10 months of the year - frozen. The rest of the year you are riding those cowboys to death, I mean cow ponies.
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 16:35


    wwwww.sounds like your big bu*tted heifer could only be mince for McDonalds burgers..our delicate Asian version fed on fine wheat, beer and daily gentle massage produces that top quality meat for haute cuisine..taken as steak tartare or sukiyaki ..quality not quantity is the key!
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 14:48


    Well, we do raise prime beef here, and I am not talking about cows and heifers. The women here have so much more bu*tt to start with compared to the Japanese and other Asian women so we can feed them out with just ordinary food. Sometime we do use a little liquor, not usually beer, as a quick pantie remover, but it don't take much, however.

    Yes, they do "melt in your mouth", and "melt in your hand"


    lololol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 13:53


    www...no one has heard of AR massage..did u guys practise on real heifers and cows ?
    The Japanese do it well on their Kobe cows and feed them beer and daily massage so the fat is well distributed , Kobe beef is the most priced they melt in your mouth...so the same is applied to humans and after several sessions we are definitely stunning and edible..
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 13:47


    Well, we haven't talked about a Arkansas massages yet. We were only talking about Bu*tts. Full body massage will take another hour to discuss.

    However, we charge by the square inch for massages, with certain areas highly discounted. Some internal massage places free even.
    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 13:35


    Sharp , we certainly don't need AR style bu*tt pinching, sounds like they suit only two ton heifer with big bu*tt in order to get your money's worth!. Prefer the art of Japanese massage, Shiatsu , gentler and full body...including BU*TT..myself.
    Yeah I think Sharp , we are gonna hang out in LUX with European loverboys and Canadian mounties, hop over to Japan for some full body shiatsu...that sound much more exciting than a dancing , jiggling DOM bu*tt pincher from AR..
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 13:09


    Bonnie: "there must be alot of bruise bu*tted women walking around in AR..."
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    I see big cultural difference here. Bonnie and Sharp hanging with Canadian and European men.

    Arkansas Bu_pinching starts with a gentle handling with both hands. Massage gently for 30 min. Then polish with oil for 30 min. Then must cool down for 30 min to keep from setting undies on fire when redressing. Usual charge $150 per hr. Have two for one specials on Mondays. Price doubles for novices - Can. and asian women. Comparison: Lawyers make $25/hr here and it takes two to make one.

    sheeeee, do I have to explain everything to you gals.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 11:28



    sharp1 write:
    Bonnie I'll bet you are a stunning tigress. Thank heavens we've been spared the DOM's bu*tt pinching_____________

    thanks Sharp..we are all stunning and sure don't need any stun gun or pinching to stay that way.
    Yeah, www. is isolated in hicksville , so never know what he gets up to, imagine him a serial bu*tt pincher..there must be alot of bruise bu*tted women walking around in AR...
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 11:16


    Bonnie I'll bet you are a stunning tigress. Thank heavens we've been spared the DOM's bu*tt pinching...I would have needed a donut pillow afer to sit. Of course I would have insisted he wear gloves so that might have spared my bu*tt some...it's delicate you know! lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 11:11



    wwwww123 write:
    MaggieHill45, "wwwww123,I still love ya...lol
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    That is much better. I am glad someone gives me a little respect and love. Would you mind teaching these other hussies how to behave in polite company.
    lol



    Hussie? Well, I'll have you know I was thinking the same as Maggie, but I might be rethinking my position here! (hmph!) Strike the position comment, they are already discussing that on the debate thread...don't want to take away from anything over there ... it's going well! lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 10:58


    I will also bring a stun gun for tiger Bonnie. Whips would never do for her,
    she would love it too much. lol

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    I will be a stunning tiger alright with or without your stun gun..
    Sharp, we are spared a DOM's bu*tt pinching, phew , he has a volunteer in Maggie HIll..Hey Mag..do u have fleshy , pinchable Bu*tt? If u do , take some protection..
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 10:50


    MaggieHill45, "wwwww123,I still love ya...lol
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    That is much better. I am glad someone gives me a little respect and love. Would you mind teaching these other hussies how to behave in polite company.
    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 09:38


    OMG 5w's I'm falling out of my chair laughing! I'm speechless! lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 09:17



    wwwww123 write:
    A person can't even take a nap around here for a few hours - I wake this morning up and have been trashed on a dozen threads. I think we do need to have a MM convention somewhere. I thought a little spanking would do the job, but it looks like whips and chains are going to be necessary. You ladies are all invited to the MM party. I will be looking forward to meeting you.

    I will also bring a stun gun for tiger Bonnie. Whips would never do for her,
    she would love it too much. lol

    Sharp, I offered on top instruction, but weelassy just ignored me. Might have already been to school. lol

    Maayan: My goodness, how many people do you have sitting around that table of yours. Come up for air every now and then.

    lol

    wwwww123,I still love ya...lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 07:59


    A person can't even take a nap around here for a few hours - I wake this morning up and have been trashed on a dozen threads. I think we do need to have a MM convention somewhere. I thought a little spanking would do the job, but it looks like whips and chains are going to be necessary. You ladies are all invited to the MM party. I will be looking forward to meeting you.

    I will also bring a stun gun for tiger Bonnie. Whips would never do for her,
    she would love it too much. lol

    Sharp, I offered on top instruction, but weelassy just ignored me. Might have already been to school. lol

    Maayan: My goodness, how many people do you have sitting around that table of yours. Come up for air every now and then.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 05:28


    Bonnie I think 5w's has dumped the lot of us and moved on...he's instructing weelassy how to stay on top of him! lol
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