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  • View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 17:18


    Well, after those names Bonnie called me, I don't blame you. Just remember, she might be calling you the same someday.

    Also, remember that those tigers are meat eaters. I just hope there are a few bones left of you after your visit. lol
  • View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 00:11


    Sharp,
    Why are we wasting time with these bu*tt pinchers with their rough-shod hands..and that CUB playing 'follow the leader' sitting on the fence.. CUB you either make up your mind what u want to be, a little CUB tiger or a b*utt li*cking calf to that 5W-(Wicked, Wallying, Wishful , Withering Whimp) Bull in AR...
    We are of to Lux to check out the Euro-toy boys...I will save the mounties for dessert Sharp...:)
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 22:50



    sharp1 write:

    wwwww123 write:
    Miss Canada crowned 54th Miss Universe


    WELL, I guess there is at least one cute woman in Canada. Who would have ever guessed.

    lol


    Correction...FOUR!!! Another Cdn won in 1982, then there is my daughter and myself! lol



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    Sharp, don't you know you are not suppose to drink while riding your broom. Such imagination you have.

    Now I do admit that your daughter is cute. lol

    Sharp "I'm liking Bonnie's suggestion of a nice young European loverboy!"
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    Yes, I recommend European loverboy for both you and Bonnie. Neither of you are yet qualified for American Men. Be sure to check loverboys toenail polish. Might need a touchup.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 22:14


    Miss Canada crowned 54th Miss Universe


    WELL, I guess there is at least one cute woman in Canada. Who would have ever guessed.


    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 20:43


    Cub, you are suppose to be helping out here, not taking the day off. They are killing me. Some "watch the back" person you are.

    What are you going to do when I head to Houston for a week or month. Better start training harder, lift more weights, etc.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 17:58


    Sharp: ".I would have needed a donut pillow afer to sit."
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    Sure Sharp, and I guess you need seven matresses on your bed so you won't feel a pea.

    I know how tough you Canadian women are. You don't feel a thing 10 months of the year - frozen. The rest of the year you are riding those cowboys to death, I mean cow ponies.
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 16:35


    wwwww.sounds like your big bu*tted heifer could only be mince for McDonalds burgers..our delicate Asian version fed on fine wheat, beer and daily gentle massage produces that top quality meat for haute cuisine..taken as steak tartare or sukiyaki ..quality not quantity is the key!
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 14:48


    Well, we do raise prime beef here, and I am not talking about cows and heifers. The women here have so much more bu*tt to start with compared to the Japanese and other Asian women so we can feed them out with just ordinary food. Sometime we do use a little liquor, not usually beer, as a quick pantie remover, but it don't take much, however.

    Yes, they do "melt in your mouth", and "melt in your hand"


    lololol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 13:53


    www...no one has heard of AR massage..did u guys practise on real heifers and cows ?
    The Japanese do it well on their Kobe cows and feed them beer and daily massage so the fat is well distributed , Kobe beef is the most priced they melt in your mouth...so the same is applied to humans and after several sessions we are definitely stunning and edible..
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 13:47


    Well, we haven't talked about a Arkansas massages yet. We were only talking about Bu*tts. Full body massage will take another hour to discuss.

    However, we charge by the square inch for massages, with certain areas highly discounted. Some internal massage places free even.
    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 13:35


    Sharp , we certainly don't need AR style bu*tt pinching, sounds like they suit only two ton heifer with big bu*tt in order to get your money's worth!. Prefer the art of Japanese massage, Shiatsu , gentler and full body...including BU*TT..myself.
    Yeah I think Sharp , we are gonna hang out in LUX with European loverboys and Canadian mounties, hop over to Japan for some full body shiatsu...that sound much more exciting than a dancing , jiggling DOM bu*tt pincher from AR..
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 13:09


    Bonnie: "there must be alot of bruise bu*tted women walking around in AR..."
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    I see big cultural difference here. Bonnie and Sharp hanging with Canadian and European men.

    Arkansas Bu_pinching starts with a gentle handling with both hands. Massage gently for 30 min. Then polish with oil for 30 min. Then must cool down for 30 min to keep from setting undies on fire when redressing. Usual charge $150 per hr. Have two for one specials on Mondays. Price doubles for novices - Can. and asian women. Comparison: Lawyers make $25/hr here and it takes two to make one.

    sheeeee, do I have to explain everything to you gals.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 11:28



    sharp1 write:
    Bonnie I'll bet you are a stunning tigress. Thank heavens we've been spared the DOM's bu*tt pinching_____________

    thanks Sharp..we are all stunning and sure don't need any stun gun or pinching to stay that way.
    Yeah, www. is isolated in hicksville , so never know what he gets up to, imagine him a serial bu*tt pincher..there must be alot of bruise bu*tted women walking around in AR...
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 10:58


    I will also bring a stun gun for tiger Bonnie. Whips would never do for her,
    she would love it too much. lol

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    I will be a stunning tiger alright with or without your stun gun..
    Sharp, we are spared a DOM's bu*tt pinching, phew , he has a volunteer in Maggie HIll..Hey Mag..do u have fleshy , pinchable Bu*tt? If u do , take some protection..
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 10:50


    MaggieHill45, "wwwww123,I still love ya...lol
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    That is much better. I am glad someone gives me a little respect and love. Would you mind teaching these other hussies how to behave in polite company.
    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 07:59


    A person can't even take a nap around here for a few hours - I wake this morning up and have been trashed on a dozen threads. I think we do need to have a MM convention somewhere. I thought a little spanking would do the job, but it looks like whips and chains are going to be necessary. You ladies are all invited to the MM party. I will be looking forward to meeting you.

    I will also bring a stun gun for tiger Bonnie. Whips would never do for her,
    she would love it too much. lol

    Sharp, I offered on top instruction, but weelassy just ignored me. Might have already been to school. lol

    Maayan: My goodness, how many people do you have sitting around that table of yours. Come up for air every now and then.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 05:09


    Hey folks,
    Too busy responding to the other threads, I have forgotten the verbal debris I have deposited here and see how ghastly it has grown ..
    Maayan, I thought u were in Singapore or JB but under the table, with whom??not CUB, he is too busy falunting his polished sports car to some even younger female models...lol

    Sharp-trying to auction off an old bull on an ebay alternative site like this is definitely not a good proposition ..cut our losses..Maayan has more interesting proposition under the table..lol

    Maayan...let's not play volley ball with an old ball/bull..www..and I are morelike fighting dogs and cats in the RSPCA for stray animals, waiting to be saved from each other .Old married couples don't fight at all they just litter all those sad cafes and the old man will be engrossed in his Sunday paper and she will be do*ting her pu*ssy cat, they just exist together like forgotten framed photos on the mantelpiece collecting dust ..and God forbid I won't be caught dead on that dusty mantelpiece!
  • View author's info posted on May 30, 2005 23:17


    lol....another dirty HO check out her last post...lol

    I have done sensual cyber shows for athelets musicians and politicians ..silkclit4u at yhoo
    com and I will take you into cyber exctasy..

    My God...lets all vote...should she not go to a service thats into a prostituton ring...lol. What a minute I forgot she is...lol....Good luck Clit I would however like if you share all the names of your new clients from this service so all us classy ladies can avoid them like a plaque.
    One other thing love with all this new wealth you expect to gain care to invest some in classes for basic English...or should I say Spelling....lmao as exctasy is spelled ecstasy...lol
  • View author's info posted on May 30, 2005 13:00


    Okay....I feel compelled to vent...lol about this site. When you or I attempt to respond to anyone on this forum we at times have to correct or mother tongue as the service finds it offensive such as bo0bs arse ect when typing....yet they approve profile names such as silkclit4u...lmfao...and the other one eleveninchcock...lol..he actually mailed me and his profile pic is 11 inches...lol
  • View author's info posted on May 30, 2005 12:59



    wwwww123 write:
    No arguement to it. I told her how to get on top.
    lol

    ahhhh thanks wwww. And no cub we are not fighting...lol/quote_message]
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